LAST DOUCHE STANDING
by Henry Dittman
directed by Scott Leggett
The Greatest Reality Show Story Ever Told... with
Simon Luis Parsons
by C.M. Gonzalez
Network execs at a bottom-rated network want
to create the greatest reality show ever known.
L-R: Peter Fluet as "Simon Luis Parsons," Troy Vincent as
and Tifanie McQueen as "Marge Nickel."
They discuss their ideas, including
and "Rebuild Your House, Lickety Split."
Perry Cramp (Stephen Simon) has an idea that he's already
shot and edited: "Last Douche Standing," in which various
douchebags kill each other. This is the $1 million winner,
Ralph Filkis (Henry Dittman), a cannibal who ate his own body
in the final competition between him and a racist leper.
IMPORTANT FACTS ABOUT "LAST DOUCHE STANDING":
* It'll air in reverse order with ever-longer episodes, starting
with the finale and adding characters each week!
* Other douchebags include child actors, theater critics,
CEOs... and zombies! Lots of zombies!
* You can
write to to suggest
douchebags YOU'D like to see killed in awesome ways...
and if we accept your idea, you'll get FREE BEER!