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LAST DOUCHE STANDING
written by Henry Dittman
directed by Scott Leggett

1 Episode
5/2/09

The Greatest Reality Show Story Ever Told... with zombies!!!

CAST

Troy Vincent

Harrison Cramp

Peter Fluet

Simon Luis Parsons

Tifanie Mcqueen

Marge Nickel

Stephen Simon

Perry Cramp

Henry Dittman

Ralph Filkis

PHOTOS
by C.M. Gonzalez


Network execs at a bottom-rated network want
to create the greatest reality show ever known.


L-R: Peter Fluet as "Simon Luis Parsons," Troy Vincent as "Harrison Cramp,"
and Tifanie McQueen as "Marge Nickel."


They discuss their ideas, including
"Infidelity Island"
and "Rebuild Your House, Lickety Split."


Perry Cramp (Stephen Simon) has an idea that he's already
shot and edited:  "Last Douche Standing," in which various
douchebags kill each other.  This is the $1 million winner,
Ralph Filkis (Henry Dittman), a cannibal who ate his own body
in the final competition between him and a racist leper.

IMPORTANT FACTS ABOUT "LAST DOUCHE STANDING":

* It'll air in reverse order with ever-longer episodes, starting
with the finale and adding characters each week!

* Other douchebags include child actors, theater critics,
CEOs... and zombies! Lots of zombies!

* You can write to to suggest
douchebags YOU'D like to see killed in awesome ways...
and if we accept your idea, you'll get FREE BEER!

* But first, you'll have to vote LAST DOUCHE
STANDING into the Serial Killers playoffs...