Welcome to Sacred Fools Theater Company, est. 1997
CLOSE SEASON ONE, July 2005 - July 2006       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON TWO, Oct. 2006 - July 2007       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON THREE, Sept. 2007 - July 2008       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON FOUR, Sept. 2008 - July 2009       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON FIVE, Sept. 2009 - June 2010       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON SIX, Sept. 2010 - June 2011       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON SEVEN, Sept. 2011 - June 2012       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON EIGHT, Sept. 2012 - July 2013       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON NINE, Sept. 2013 - Aug. 2014       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON TEN, Sept. 2014 - May 2015       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON ELEVEN, Sept. 2015 - May 2016       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON TWELVE, Oct. 2016 - May 2017       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE THE NIGHTCAP and Other Miscellany      
10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.
05/06/17: Fire Chief Charlie - Local band Fire Chief Charlie perform "Boris" and "We On the Radio."

THE SITCOM PILOTS
OF HAROLD PINTER

written by Harold Pinter
dramaturged & directed by Brendan Hunt

3 Episodes
4
/18/09 - 5/2/09

It's a little-known fact that many successful American sitcoms
are based on British sitcoms... written by Harold Pinter.

CAST
Photos by C.M. Gonzalez


The Host (Bruno Oliver) introduces you to the more
obscure works of genius playwright Harold Pinter

VOL. 1: "Two and a Half Men" (4/18/09)

Jake is having a Birthday Party!

Bruno Oliver

Host

Pat Towne

Berta

Julia Griswold

Jake

Brendan Hunt

Alan

Bryan Krasner

Charlie

Berta (Pat Towne), caretaker of the boarding house were young Jake (Julia Griswold) lives.
She's convinced it's his birthday, and treats him like a child, although he's really 30.

Two men, Charlie (Bryan Krasner) and Alan (Brendan Hunt)
arrive, ostensibly on a seaside holiday.

As Alan builds a slow rage, Charlie slowly,
menacingly, tears a newspaper into strips.

A moment of anger between Alan and Charlie.

Alan and Charlie subject Jake to a terrifying, bizarre interrogation.
They also insist it's his birthday, though he says it's not.
Click on the picture to hear the interrogation!

"I'M DRESSED FOR THE BIRTHDAY PARTY!"

VOL. 2: "I Dream of Jeannie" (4/25/09)

Major Nelson has been Betrayed.

Bruno Oliver

Host

Julia Griswold

Jeannie Nelson

Bryan Krasner

Major Roger Healey

Brendan Hunt

Major Tony Nelson

Pat Towne

Dr. Bellows

Major Nelson (Brendan Hunt) and Jeannie (Julia Griswold)
ponder their complex and strained relationship.

Harold Pinter's "I Dream of Jeannie"

Major Roger Healey (Bryan Krasner) meet with Jeannie for
drinks, and she says she has a thing going with Dr. Bellows these days.

Years earlier: An angry Major Nelson tells Jeannie that the invasion
of a third world country is no place for women or genies.

A year earlier: Jeannie visits Major Nelson in
his capsule on the way to the moon.

Even earlier: "Shall we love?"  Major Healey
and Jeannie are happy in their affair.

Dr. Bellows (Pat Towne) threatens to expose
Tony Nelson's shameful secret someday.

VOL. 3: "WKRP In Cincinnati" (5/2/09)

Baby.  (Pause.)  If you've ever wondered.  (Pause.)

Bruno Oliver

Host / Arthur Carlson

Ed Goodman

Dr. Johnny Fever

Stacey Jackson

Jennifer Marlowe

Brendan Hunt

Andy Travis

Bryan Krasner

Les Nesman

Pat Towne

Herb Tarlick

Julia Griswold

Bailey Quarters

Ruth Silveira

Mrs. Carlson

An excerpt from Harold Pinter's "WKRP In Cincinnati"

Dr. Johnny Fever (Ed Goodman)

Mr. Carlson (Bruno Oliver) reminds Andy Travis (Brendan Hunt)
who's Top Dog around here.

"Am I feminine enough for you, Mr. Carlson?"
Stacey Jackson as "Jennifer Marlowe"

Les Nesman (Bryan Krasner) is covering the rally for Armenian Genocide.
"Oh my god, they're Turkish people! Oh, the humanity! People
aren't even running away! All the Armenian people are just
standing and laughing, saying 'That's what you get'!"

Self-proclaimed Sales King of Cincinnati
Herb Tarlek (Pat Towne) boasts of his successes.

When Herb completes his boastful tirade, Jennifer regards him coolly
and says, "Sorry, missed all that. All I heard was the sound of cunts."

Miss Quarters (Julia Griswold) is pregnant by Johnny.
He calls her a whore and turns away, refusing to talk to her.

Mr. Carlson calls a staff meeting to remind everybody who's Top Dog.

"Well done, Mr. Carlson. You deserve to sit at my feet
like a puppy."  Herb's left out in the cold again.

A bizarre interlude.  "I remember you dead... your corpse
was immaculate... you were dead in my room."

Suddenly, the Emergency Broadcast System tone tears through the office at
unbearably high decibel levels, bursting everybody's eardrums and killing them instantly.

Andy tells Mrs. Carlson (Ruth Silveira) that everyone murdered each other...
apparently by raping each other in the ear.  He'll be Top Dog now.

However, Mrs. Carlson poisons him.
"There can only be one Top Dog in the Queen's city.  Only one."
Click on the picture to hear Andy's death throes!