Jason Charnick & CJ Woods
Un Abogado Estupendo For Your Accidentes Tremendos!
by C.M. Gonzalez
plus video stills by Aaron Francis
Paco Conqueso (Joe Hendrix) makes a cheesy commercial for
his law offices. (Background: CJ Woods & Jenna Heffernan.)
As his secretary Grace (Kylie Deneen) does the books,
Paco - his fake Mexican accent and moustache gone -
desperately tries to hold his business together.
Why the heck did they hire Sexual Harassment Benny (Christopher
The Mexican Overlord (JJ Mayes) had a "serious accidente,"
and he needs to know that Paco can be... discreet.
The Overlord left his briefcase behind... and there's a severed
Suddenly, a one-armed man (Christopher W. Jones)
arrives, looking for an "abogado estupendo."