THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN COUNTING SHEEP:
A Tale of Breaking & Entering
by Elan Radousky
directed by Ari Radousky
Sometimes, instead of sleeping, people steal things.
by C.M. Gonzalez
video stills by Rachel Howe
(Aaron Mendelson) and Bob (Joseph Beck) break
into the home of Tim (Brian Wallis), only to find him
awake... so Joe kills him, much to Bob's consternation.
answers the phone and spills the beans about what just happened.
It's Tim's ex-girlfriend,
Isabella. She asks him to send her Tim's heart!
Fortunately, it turns out that Tim's
still alive. Unfortunately, they have to send Isabella his heart
or she'll call the police!
Sally (Jaime Andrews). She's selling cookies.
Apparently. At 1:30am. "Lots of people like
late-night snacks!" Bob tells her everything.
flirts with Bob.
rings again. Sally answers. It's Allison,
Tim's sister. "How valuable?" Sally won't say what
the message is, and instead sells Bob cookies.
machine reveals that Tim's just been fired,
somebody's calling about a corpse in his cellar and Allison
calls about Isabella stealing her valuable diamond necklace.
Sally manages to break the machine before they learn any more.
leave for Isabella's, while Sally takes a call
from somebody. "Everything's gong according to plan.
Well, there doesn't NEED to be a plan for everything to
be going according to plan. No, it makes sense, trust me."