Welcome to Sacred Fools Theater Company, est. 1997
CLOSE SEASON ONE, July 2005 - July 2006       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON TWO, Oct. 2006 - July 2007       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON THREE, Sept. 2007 - July 2008       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON FOUR, Sept. 2008 - July 2009       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON FIVE, Sept. 2009 - June 2010       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON SIX, Sept. 2010 - June 2011       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON SEVEN, Sept. 2011 - June 2012       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON EIGHT, Sept. 2012 - July 2013       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON NINE, Sept. 2013 - Aug. 2014       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON TEN, Sept. 2014 - May 2015       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON ELEVEN, Sept. 2015 - May 2016       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON TWELVE, Oct. 2016 - May 2017       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoff Serials
CLOSE THE NIGHTCAP and Other Miscellany      
10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.

FUTTBUCKERZ!
written & directed by Henry Dittman
music by The Futtbuckerz (episode 3)

Next Time: Episode 3
Original Run: 2 Episodes - 1/16/10 - 1/23/10
Playoffs: 1 Episode - 5/22/10

Ladies and Gentlemen?  Prepare
to get bucked... in the FUTT.

CAST

Henry Dittman

Bunk (Eps. 1-3)

Scott Leggett

Melvin (Eps. 1-2)

Sean Sweeney

Crab (Eps. 1-3)

Troy Vincent

Dickie (Eps. 1-3)

Bryan Krasner

Gary the Roadie (Eps. 1-2)

Sarah McElligott

Melanie Granitetop (Ep. 1)

Julia Griswold

Fan #1 (Ep. 1)

Colin Willkie

Fan #2 (Ep. 1)

Bruno Oliver

The Hype Man (Ep. 1)

Joe Fria

Trick Hickson (Ep. 2)
P.P.
(Ep. 3)

Pat Towne

Perry the Roadie (Ep. 3)

PHOTOS
by C.M. Gonzalez

EPISODE ONE (1/16/10)


Meet 80s hair metal band Futtbuckerz, the highest-grossing band in rock music!
They treat women like garbage like it's their job!  'Cause it IS their job!
(L-R: Henry Dittman as "Bunk," Troy Vincent as "Dickie,"
Scott Leggett as "Melvin" and Sean Sweeney as "Crab")


A couple of hot female fans (Julia Griswold & Colin Willkie) are hyped
for the concert by the hype of the Hype Man (Bruno Oliver).


Gary the Roadie (Bryan Krasner) is ready to service the band at all times.


The Futtbuckerz thank Gary for his help, and he brings a woman backstage.


Melanie Granitetop (Sarah McElligott), an "ice queen" from the label,
visits the band backstage.  She's not even wearing hairspray!


Melanie gives them an edict:
It's the 90s. The new sound is Grunge.  They need to
change their look and sound, and start treating women with respect... or they're through.


"I'm gonna give you one simple choice. Either get the fuck out of this room...
or else take off that top and show us those sexy milkers."


Melanie wastes no time putting the boys in their place.  Ow!


Really, friggin' OW!


They're gonna find whoever's responsible for grunge... and they're gonna KICK HIS ASS!

EPISODE TWO (1/23/10)


But forget that plot thread!  There's a note!  Gary's been kidnapped!


Bunk thinks it's a dick move of Crab to ask them what the
note says when Crab's the only one who can read.


An unseen voice taunts Gary.
"Do you remember the days when you were MY roadie?
When you were MY toady?  When that was... MY goatee?"


The kidnapper is Trick Hickson (Joe Fria), who was lead singer
before Bunk, when they were a glam metal band called "The LickDickers."
Now Trick will take away the only thing they love! Which is...


"Hot lady tail?"


"Hot guitar licks?"


"Rubbers on boners?"

NO!  Trick's going to KILL GARY!

EPISODE THREE: "FUTTBUCKERZ!: AMERICAN HEROES" (5/22/10)
PLAYOFFS WEEK ONE! (WILD CARD WEEK)
Photos by Aaron Francis


But forget that plot thread!  It's just a night for all the Futtbuckerz to be hangin' out together.
R-L: Bunk, Dickie, Crab, Perry the Roadie (Pat Towne) and hitherto-unknown Futtbucker P.P. (Joe Fria)


Lifestyle choices
and memories around the campfire.


Dickie explains once again why he doesn't like rubbers.


P.P. and Perry share a memory they didn't know that they shared.


Crab has an idea:  maybe it's time to do some good in the world.


The Futtbuckerz decide to travel the country fighting crime.  After all...
they ARE America's Heroes!  Or so they say.  "They" being the Futtbuckerz.