written & directed by Sean Sweeney
special effects by Michael Heath
A little change would be healthy...
but some change can be deadly.
Once upon a
time, Guy Woodhouse was the most exciting headshot
photographer in town. Unfortunately he didn’t change with the
And ever since that trip to Siberia, sometimes he seems to
change too much....
by C.M. Gonzalez
EPISODE ONE (1/30/10)
Guy Woodhouse is a headshot photographer who's stuck in 1993.
(Brendan Patterson) gets his headshots done by
famed headshot photog Guy Woodhouse (Sean Sweeney).
not dreaming... unless waking up in the arms of a famous
actress is a dream you have." Laura-Louise (Rebecca
Guy's old flame, visits him for the first time in seventeen
She says that
someone tried to
kill his old partner Hutch. Chewed his leg off.
"IT WASN'T ME!" he shouts, oddly. He's heartbroken to find
Hutch has been doing her headshots all these years.
Guy: "Do you
still like your name centered in Baskerville font?"
Laura-Louise: "Things change. People change. I changed.
You should try it sometime."
when headshot photographers lived like rock stars. Guy's
upset that Hutch
(Chairman Barnes) is taking medium shots instead of headshots...
COLOR shots. And he fires Roman (Matt Valle) for
suggesting going digital.
Laura-Louise wants to do it Black and white... shoulders up...
a full moon... and ever since that fatal trip in 1993
to Siberia... deep in the jungle... for that Yakov Smirnoff