Welcome to Sacred Fools Theater Company, est. 1997
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CLOSE SEASON FIVE, Sept. 2009 - June 2010       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
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CLOSE THE NIGHTCAP and Other Miscellany      
10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.
05/06/17: Fire Chief Charlie - Local band Fire Chief Charlie perform "Boris" and "We On the Radio."

written & directed by David LM McIntyre
(ep. 7 directed by David LM McIntre & Colin Willkie

7 Episodes
Original Run:  5 Episodes - 10/10/09 - 12/12/09
Playoffs:  2 Episodes - 5/29/10 - 6/5/10

a winner is you.


David LM McIntyre

David (Eps. 1-7)

Mandi Moss

The Internet (Eps. 1-4 & 6-7)
Surprise Kitty Cute (Ep. 5)

Megan Crockett

Spam (Eps. 1, 3-4 & 6-7)
LOLcat (Ep. 3)
G.I. JOE Scarlett (Ep. 5)

Colin Willkie

Spam (Ep. 2)
Bruce (Ep. 4)
G.I. JOE Shipwreck (Ep. 5)

Eric Johnson

Spam (Ep. 3)

Paul Byrne

Narrator (Eps. 1-7)

Andrea Ruth

Blueberry Girl (Ep. 1)
Wiki Miss Teen South Carolina (Ep. 2)

Matt Valle

Earworm (Eps. 1-7)

JJ Mayes

Rick Astley (Eps. 1-2)
Vince Shlomi from ShamWow (Eps. 4-6)
David Caruso
(Ep. 7)

Brian Wallis

Wiki (Ep. 2)
Hamster on a Piano (Ep. 3)
Mr. Exposition (Eps. 4-7)

Andrew Bentler

Wiki Kirk Cameron (Ep. 2)
Advice Dog (Ep. 3)

Sean Sweeney

Wiki Kelly (Ep. 2)

Aaron Francis

Banana (Eps. 2 & 7)

Natasha Norman

Barbie Girl (Eps. 2, 4 & 6)
Harry, Charlie's Brother (Ep. 5)

Corey Klemow

Dramatic Chipmunk (Eps. 2-3 & 5-6)

Aaron Francis

Ceiling Cat (Ep. 3)

Richard Levinson

Keyboard Cat (Ep. 3)

David Mayes

Oolong the Pancake Bunny (Ep. 3)
G.I. JOE Alpine (Ep. 5)

Natasha Norman

LOLcat (Ep. 3)

Tifanie McQueen

Alex (Ep. 4)

Brian Wallis, David Mayes,
Corey Klemow & Aaron Francis

Support Group (Ep. 4)

CJ Merriman

Charlie (Ep. 5)

Joe Roche

G.I. JOE Cutter (Ep. 5)

Michael Holmes

G.I. JOE Blowtorch (Ep. 5)

Victor Isaac

G.I. JOE Roadblock (Ep. 5)

and Introducing... Everyone

Choreography by Natasha Norman

by C.M. Gonzalez

EPISODE ONE: "a winner is you" (10/10/09)
Photos this week by Suze Campagna

Meet David (David LM McIntyre).  He has a song stuck in his head...

...so he turned to the Internet (Mandi Moss) for help.
She's hot 'cause she's mostly porn.

That didn't help.  Now he's being followed by Spam (Megan Crockett).

An audience member correctly answering a question occasions a chaotic celebration.

RICKROLL!  (JJ Mayes as "Rick Astley")

EPISODE TWO: "is this real life?" (10/17/09)

The Earworm, and an attempt to eradicate it.  (Spoiler alert: Epic Fail.)

Spam (Colin Willkie) distracts David for hours on end with internet games.

The Wiki (Brian Wallis, R) explains what a meme is, despite
disinformation from Miss Teen South Carolina (Andrea Ruth),
Kirk Cameron (Andrew Bentler) and Kelly (Sean Sweeney).

The Wiki demonstrates something important:

"This chart represents 100% of the single ladies. As you can see,
the amount of 'liked it' is far greater than the amount of 'put a
ring on it.' Yet, the difference between the two is exactly the
same as 'mad now that you see she want it.' To summarize, for
100%, or all, of the single ladies, if you liked it, then you should
have put a ring on it.  Furthermore, O, O O, O O O O O O."

"I am a Banana." (Aaron Francis).  "My spoon is too big."

It's David's birthday on Monday, and the Earworm (Matt Valle)
and Barbie Girl (Natasha Norman) make him a cake.
David's Facebook friends like this!


Will David ever get the Earworm out of his head?  And what
does the Dramatic Chipmunk (Corey Klemow) know?

EPISODE THREE: "nuking the fridge FTW" (10/24/09)

A meeting of the Lolcats council, headed by Dramatic Chipmunk.

In attendance: Pancake Bunny (David Mayes), Hamster on
a Piano (Brian Wallis), Keyboard Cat (Richard Levinson)...

...the LOLcats (Megan Crockett & Natasha Norman), Bad Advice Dog (Andrew Bentler)
and Ceiling Cat (Aaron Francis, not pictured).

David's starting to get brain damage from the potency of the Earworm,
which the Council had released into the world, but is now TOO good at
distracting people... memes might die out before they get passed on!

The Earworm takes control!

EPISODE FOUR: "Going Viral" (12/5/09)

David attends a support group for those with songs and other memes stuck in their heads.
(L-R: Colin Willkie, Tifanie McQueen, David Mayes, Corey Klemow & Sean Sweeney)

Enter the Earworm, gloating.

Exposition!  The Earworm explains his dastardly plan.

The Earworm once again sings and dances David to a pulp.

But who's this?  It's Vince from Shamwow (JJ Mayes)!
He the leader of the Resistance, and boy, does he
have a product for you!  "You're gonna love my nuts!"

EPISODE FIVE: "...and knowing is half the battle!" (12/12/09)

The Second Arm of the Resistance: The Cute Brigade!  Surprise Kitty (Mandi Moss),
Harry - Charlie's Brother (Natasha Norman), Charlie (CJ Merriman) and Dramatic Chipmunk.

GI JOOOOOE!  David is bewildered by the random antics of this group of Real American Heroes.
(L-R: Joe Roche as "Cutter," Michael Holmes as "Blowtorch," David Mayes
as "Apline," Megan Crockett as "Scarlett" and Victor Isaac as "Roadblock.")

"What's it been?  Thirteen, fourteen years?  My god... it's
like looking into a mirror."  (Colin Willkie as "Shipwreck")

Body Massage?  Watermelon?

The Narrator and Mr. Exposition (Brian Wallis)
argue over who gets to do the narrating.

The Earworm needs a song strong enough to catch on...
but not so strong it will shred what's left of David's
brain. He needs to kill softly... with his song.

David musters enough concentration to stop
the song. His training is complete.

"But it doesn't matter," rants the Earworm.  "Nobody is
ready for what I'm about to unleash on the world!"


Although David insists he's got the song out of his head and this episode of MEME
won't feature all the usual tropes, Mr. Exposition and the Narrator belies his words.

As the narrator distracts David with knock-knock jokes, the Dramatic Chipmunk
warns David that if he keeps getting distracted, the Earworm will drive him insane!

"Knock-knock."  "Who's there?" "Interrupting sloth hand."

Another knock-knock joke.

Wait, why's David in a hospital?  It seems that Vince is really a psychiatrist, and
the Internet is really David's nurse.  "Vince" says that David's completely lost touch
with reality, and he sees everything and everyone as being part of the Internet.

Is David's psyche really such a terrible place?

The Earworm returns to reveal the truth.  Or is it?

"This is David. He doesn't just have a song stuck in his head...
he has EVERY song stuck in his head. And he is completely insane."


David's stuck in a loop of past experiences. But is it a count-controlled loop, which he'll
need to wait out, or a condition-controlled loop, in which case he needs to meet the condition?


"Earworm... I will fight you... and I will win."