(Eps. 1-3) The Yellow Egg-Nymph
(Eps. 1-3) The Oracle Elijah
(Eps. 2-3) The Evil One
EPISODE ONE (10/17/09)
The Egg-Nymphs (Mandi Moss, Jaime Andrews & Franci Montgomery).
It is time for their saga to begin.
Behold... the All-American Family.
Father (Paul Plunkett) and Mother (Tifanie McQueen).
Father and Son (Victor Isaac).
Younger Daughter (Julia Griswold) and Father.
All-American Quarterback (Colin Willkie) has arrived to
take Older Daughter (Rebecca Larsen) on a Teenager Date.
All-American Quarterback reveals his Teenager Date plans.
It is breakfast for dinner Wednesday, the only thing that
makes Mother forget the facade that is her life.
"Tonight we are having omelets for breakfast for dinner."
Dinner guest Reverend Nietzche (Jacob Sidney),
who warns, ""Be careful. Eggs can be dangerous."
Enter the smelly Hobo Elijah (Sean Sweeney). He has much
knowledge of Eggs. He's thrown out, and Younger Daughter,
upset at his treatment, storms out to follow him.
Hobo Elijah meets The Cowboy (Michael Holmes), who gives
him an Egg. He knows what it is and what to do with it...
...he gives it to Younger Daughter, and tells
her that she'll know what to do.
The Younger Daughter's Egg... is breathing.
EPISODE TWO (10/24/09)
Younger Daughter meets somebody in the woods... and her life is
Younger daughter meets Gabe (Ari Radousky), who tells her
that she can name herself. She picks "Simone."
The Trapper (Pat Towne) holds court with Rev. Nietzche and The
According to the Prophecy, the Hobo Elijah will give the purple
Egg to the Chosen One.
Gabe - now with wings - enters. The Trapper is his father.
And he betrays Simone to them. She is the Chosen One.
Meanwhile, Simone finds Son and Father in the woods, with Hobo
told them he'd help them hunt the Great Elephant as they were
When she says she met a boy named Gabe, Elijah, suddenly
asks if he had wings, and if he took the Egg from her.
The Egg is growing... and it has a heartbeat.
EPISODE THREE (12/5/09)
They will rule the heathens with the egg, but first,
Gabe must kill Simone. But... he loves her!
Simone tells Hobo Elijah that she told Gabe about the egg, and
gives her some advice: "You be careful about them hot, captivatin'
teenage boys. They got a way of luring you in an' breakin' your heart."
drunk. "You used to LIKE my dirty mouth, remember?"
Father is confused by the feelings she's arousing.
finger is now angry and
tells him what to do: "Save the girl with the egg!"
All-American Quarterback: "This is the finger I used to bang
your sister with." Son: "I don't care much about female biology, but can I
touch your finger? I think I'm in love with your finger." Finger: "WHAAAAAT?"
Gabe reveals his wings to Simone.
They dance together...
Gabe stabs her and takes the eggs. However, he is
set upon by The Cowboy, who tells him to drop the Egg.
The Hunter (Marz Richards) arrives and tells The Cowboy to back
The Cowboy doesn't know him, but he knows The Cowboy.
"Lust! Addiction! Betrayal! ...BULLSHIT! SLOW FADE TO
EPISODE FOUR: "DAWN OF THE EGG NYMPHS" (5/22/10)
PLAYOFFS WEEK ONE! (WILD CARD WEEK)
A long fucking time ago, the Seven Gods had a Bacchanal and
the Nymphs to protect the Elements of Fire, Water, Earth and
Their guardian: the Oracle Elijah, who gave them Eggs to
The Red Egg. "My Egg has the Heat of a Thousand Suns."
WATER! The Blue Egg. "My Egg is Cold, Like Ice."
EARTH! The Green Egg. "My Egg is Strong, Like the
Firmness of the Earth."
AIR! The Yellow Egg. "My Egg is Light, Like a
One night, while most of the Nymphs were asleep, the Cowboy
arrived after traveling through time, still unsatisfied with
his lot in life. He danced with the Wind Nymph... and then,
for reasons unbeknownst even to himself, shot her.
The Evil One tells him he's done something terrible and
wonderful. Now, with history changed, the
prophecy cannot be fulfilled, and in a few millennia, the Evil
One shall have control of all the Eggs!
And from now on, the wind will be wild and uncontrollable.
Nymphs awaken, they vow revenge on their friend's murderer.