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written & directed by Scott Leggett

4 Episodes
Original Run: 3 Episodes - 10/17/09 - 12/5/09
Playoffs: 1 Episode - 5/22/10

Obscurity often brings safety.


Jaime Andrews

The Red Egg-Nymph (Eps. 1-4)

Franci Montgomery

The Blue Egg-Nymph (Eps. 1-4)

Mandi Moss

The Green Egg-Nymph (Eps. 1-4)

Paul Plunkett

Father (Eps. 1-3)

Tifanie McQueen

Mother (Eps. 1-3)

Rebecca Larsen

Older Daughter (Ep. 1)

Julia Griswold

Younger Daughter/Simone (Eps. 1-3)
The Yellow Egg-Nymph (Ep. 4)

Victor Isaac

Son (Eps. 1-3)

Colin Willkie

All-American Quarterback (Eps. 1-3)

Jacob Sidney

Reverend Nietzche (Eps. 1-3)
Narrator (Ep. 4)

Sean Sweeney

Hobo Elijah (Eps. 1-3)
The Oracle Elijah (Ep. 4)

Michael Holmes

The Cowboy (Eps. 1-4)

Rebecca Larsen

Older Daughter (Ep. 2)

Terry Tocantins

The Finger (Ep. 2)

Pat Towne

The Trapper (Eps. 2-3)
The Evil One (Ep. 4)

Ari Radousky

Gabriel (Eps. 2-3)

Marz Richards

The Hunter (Ep. 3)

by C.M. Gonzalez

EPISODE ONE (10/17/09)

The Egg-Nymphs (Mandi Moss, Jaime Andrews & Franci Montgomery).
It is time for their saga to begin.

Behold... the All-American Family.

Father (Paul Plunkett) and Mother (Tifanie McQueen).

Father and Son (Victor Isaac).

Younger Daughter (Julia Griswold) and Father.

All-American Quarterback (Colin Willkie) has arrived to
take Older Daughter (Rebecca Larsen) on a Teenager Date.

All-American Quarterback reveals his Teenager Date plans.

It is breakfast for dinner Wednesday, the only thing that
makes Mother forget the facade that is her life.
"Tonight we are having omelets for breakfast for dinner."

Dinner guest Reverend Nietzche (Jacob Sidney),
who warns, ""Be careful. Eggs can be dangerous."

Enter the smelly Hobo Elijah (Sean Sweeney). He has much
knowledge of Eggs. He's thrown out, and Younger Daughter,
upset at his treatment, storms out to follow him.

Hobo Elijah meets The Cowboy (Michael Holmes), who gives
him an Egg.  He knows what it is and what to do with it...

...he gives it to Younger Daughter, and tells
her that she'll know what to do.

The Younger Daughter's Egg... is breathing.

EPISODE TWO (10/24/09)

Younger Daughter meets somebody in the woods... and her life is transformed.

Younger daughter meets Gabe (Ari Radousky), who tells her
that she can name herself. She picks "Simone."

The Trapper (Pat Towne) holds court with Rev. Nietzche and The Cowboy.
According to the Prophecy, the Hobo Elijah will give the purple Egg to the Chosen One.

Gabe - now with wings - enters.  The Trapper is his father.
And he betrays Simone to them.  She is the Chosen One.

Meanwhile, Simone finds Son and Father in the woods, with Hobo Elijah, who
told them he'd help them hunt the Great Elephant as they were commanded to.

When she says she met a boy named Gabe, Elijah, suddenly panicked,
asks if he had wings, and if he took the Egg from her.

The Egg is growing... and it has a heartbeat.


They will rule the heathens with the egg, but first,
Gabe must kill Simone. But... he loves her!

Simone tells Hobo Elijah that she told Gabe about the egg, and he
gives her some advice: "You be careful about them hot, captivatin'
teenage boys.  They got a way of luring you in an' breakin' your heart."

Mother is drunk. "You used to LIKE my dirty mouth, remember?"
Father is confused by the feelings she's arousing.

All-American Quarterback's
finger is now angry and
tells him what to do: "Save the girl with the egg!"

All-American Quarterback: "This is the finger I used to bang your sister with."
Son: "I don't care much about female biology, but can I touch your finger?  I think I'm in love with your finger."
Finger: "WHAAAAAT?"

Gabe reveals his wings to Simone.

They dance together...

...and Gabe stabs her and takes the eggs.  However, he is
set upon by The Cowboy, who tells him to drop the Egg.

The Hunter (Marz Richards) arrives and tells The Cowboy to back off.
The Cowboy doesn't know him, but he knows The Cowboy.

"Lust! Addiction! Betrayal! ...BULLSHIT!  SLOW FADE TO BLACK!"


A long fucking time ago, the Seven Gods had a Bacchanal and created
the Nymphs to protect the Elements of Fire, Water, Earth and Air.

Their guardian: the Oracle Elijah, who gave them Eggs to protect.
FIRE!  The Red Egg.  "My Egg has the Heat of a Thousand Suns."
WATER!  The Blue Egg.  "My Egg is Cold, Like Ice."
EARTH!  The Green Egg.  "My Egg is Strong, Like the Firmness of the Earth."
AIR!  The Yellow Egg.  "My Egg is Light, Like a Breeze."

One night, while most of the Nymphs were asleep, the Cowboy
arrived after traveling through time, still unsatisfied with
his lot in life. He danced with the Wind Nymph... and then,
for reasons unbeknownst even to himself, shot her.

The Evil One tells him he's done something terrible and wonderful. Now, with history changed, the
prophecy cannot be fulfilled, and in a few millennia, the Evil One shall have control of all the Eggs!
And from now on, the wind will be wild and uncontrollable.

When the Nymphs awaken, they vow revenge on their friend's murderer.