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CLOSE THE NIGHTCAP and Other Miscellany      
10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.
05/06/17: Fire Chief Charlie - Local band Fire Chief Charlie perform "Boris" and "We On the Radio."

OBSCURO!
written & directed by Scott Leggett

4 Episodes
Original Run: 3 Episodes - 10/17/09 - 12/5/09
Playoffs: 1 Episode - 5/22/10

Obscurity often brings safety.

CAST

Jaime Andrews

The Red Egg-Nymph (Eps. 1-4)

Franci Montgomery

The Blue Egg-Nymph (Eps. 1-4)

Mandi Moss

The Green Egg-Nymph (Eps. 1-4)

Paul Plunkett

Father (Eps. 1-3)

Tifanie McQueen

Mother (Eps. 1-3)

Rebecca Larsen

Older Daughter (Ep. 1)

Julia Griswold

Younger Daughter/Simone (Eps. 1-3)
The Yellow Egg-Nymph (Ep. 4)

Victor Isaac

Son (Eps. 1-3)

Colin Willkie

All-American Quarterback (Eps. 1-3)

Jacob Sidney

Reverend Nietzche (Eps. 1-3)
Narrator (Ep. 4)

Sean Sweeney

Hobo Elijah (Eps. 1-3)
The Oracle Elijah (Ep. 4)

Michael Holmes

The Cowboy (Eps. 1-4)

Rebecca Larsen

Older Daughter (Ep. 2)

Terry Tocantins

The Finger (Ep. 2)

Pat Towne

The Trapper (Eps. 2-3)
The Evil One (Ep. 4)

Ari Radousky

Gabriel (Eps. 2-3)

Marz Richards

The Hunter (Ep. 3)

PHOTOS
by C.M. Gonzalez

EPISODE ONE (10/17/09)


The Egg-Nymphs (Mandi Moss, Jaime Andrews & Franci Montgomery).
It is time for their saga to begin.


Behold... the All-American Family.


Father (Paul Plunkett) and Mother (Tifanie McQueen).


Father and Son (Victor Isaac).


Younger Daughter (Julia Griswold) and Father.


All-American Quarterback (Colin Willkie) has arrived to
take Older Daughter (Rebecca Larsen) on a Teenager Date.


All-American Quarterback reveals his Teenager Date plans.


It is breakfast for dinner Wednesday, the only thing that
makes Mother forget the facade that is her life.
"Tonight we are having omelets for breakfast for dinner."


Dinner guest Reverend Nietzche (Jacob Sidney),
who warns, ""Be careful. Eggs can be dangerous."


Enter the smelly Hobo Elijah (Sean Sweeney). He has much
knowledge of Eggs. He's thrown out, and Younger Daughter,
upset at his treatment, storms out to follow him.


Hobo Elijah meets The Cowboy (Michael Holmes), who gives
him an Egg.  He knows what it is and what to do with it...


...he gives it to Younger Daughter, and tells
her that she'll know what to do.


The Younger Daughter's Egg... is breathing.

EPISODE TWO (10/24/09)


Younger Daughter meets somebody in the woods... and her life is transformed.


Younger daughter meets Gabe (Ari Radousky), who tells her
that she can name herself. She picks "Simone."


The Trapper (Pat Towne) holds court with Rev. Nietzche and The Cowboy.
According to the Prophecy, the Hobo Elijah will give the purple Egg to the Chosen One.


Gabe - now with wings - enters.  The Trapper is his father.
And he betrays Simone to them.  She is the Chosen One.


Meanwhile, Simone finds Son and Father in the woods, with Hobo Elijah, who
told them he'd help them hunt the Great Elephant as they were commanded to.


When she says she met a boy named Gabe, Elijah, suddenly panicked,
asks if he had wings, and if he took the Egg from her.


The Egg is growing... and it has a heartbeat.

EPISODE THREE (12/5/09)


They will rule the heathens with the egg, but first,
Gabe must kill Simone. But... he loves her!


Simone tells Hobo Elijah that she told Gabe about the egg, and he
gives her some advice: "You be careful about them hot, captivatin'
teenage boys.  They got a way of luring you in an' breakin' your heart."


Mother is drunk. "You used to LIKE my dirty mouth, remember?"
Father is confused by the feelings she's arousing.


All-American Quarterback's
finger is now angry and
tells him what to do: "Save the girl with the egg!"


All-American Quarterback: "This is the finger I used to bang your sister with."
Son: "I don't care much about female biology, but can I touch your finger?  I think I'm in love with your finger."
Finger: "WHAAAAAT?"


Gabe reveals his wings to Simone.


They dance together...


...and Gabe stabs her and takes the eggs.  However, he is
set upon by The Cowboy, who tells him to drop the Egg.


The Hunter (Marz Richards) arrives and tells The Cowboy to back off.
The Cowboy doesn't know him, but he knows The Cowboy.


"Lust! Addiction! Betrayal! ...BULLSHIT!  SLOW FADE TO BLACK!"

EPISODE FOUR: "DAWN OF THE EGG NYMPHS" (5/22/10)
PLAYOFFS WEEK ONE! (WILD CARD WEEK)


A long fucking time ago, the Seven Gods had a Bacchanal and created
the Nymphs to protect the Elements of Fire, Water, Earth and Air.


Their guardian: the Oracle Elijah, who gave them Eggs to protect.
FIRE!  The Red Egg.  "My Egg has the Heat of a Thousand Suns."
WATER!  The Blue Egg.  "My Egg is Cold, Like Ice."
EARTH!  The Green Egg.  "My Egg is Strong, Like the Firmness of the Earth."
AIR!  The Yellow Egg.  "My Egg is Light, Like a Breeze."


One night, while most of the Nymphs were asleep, the Cowboy
arrived after traveling through time, still unsatisfied with
his lot in life. He danced with the Wind Nymph... and then,
for reasons unbeknownst even to himself, shot her.


The Evil One tells him he's done something terrible and wonderful. Now, with history changed, the
prophecy cannot be fulfilled, and in a few millennia, the Evil One shall have control of all the Eggs!
And from now on, the wind will be wild and uncontrollable.


When the Nymphs awaken, they vow revenge on their friend's murderer.