SUMMARY:  Roger is prescribed Lipitor by his doctor, but also asks for Viagra.  The gods of the two drugs, late of the land of Pharmacia, battle for supremacy in his body.  At first it seems that Viagra will be victorious, but when Roger's date doesn't go well, he goes home and takes another drug - and the goddess Ambien slays Viagra with her sleepy ways.  Lipitor is quite taken with Viagra, but instead ends up courting Propecia... but it turns out that it's not Propecia at all, but rather the trickster god Placebo, disguised for his own amusement.

SUMMARY:  Placebo tells Lipitor that he was trying to rescue him from falling in love with Ambien.  Meanwhile, it seems that Viagra was not slain after all, but merely asleep.  Synapse, god of news, tells Viagra that Lipitor and Ambien plan to join forces to rule Humana - i.e. Roger.  Viagra wants revenge, and also to escape Roger - so he asks Synapse to give Roger a headache.  This causes Roger to take Valium, whose cool head Viagra needs to help him scheme.  Valium's plan is for Synapse to continue to increase the severity of Roger's headache, causing Roger to take more drugs, building up legions who can oppose Lipitor and Ambien.  Eventually, Roger will O.D., giving Viagra his freedom.  Meanwhile, Lipitor asks Ambien to be his wife.

SUMMARY:  Roger just left the emergency room after spending a day or two in jail. He'd had too much to drink and took too many medications... leading to a party in his stomach. It's Lipitor and Ambien's engagement party. Viagra crashes the party... and collapses. Roger must have eaten saltpeter, making him itchy and swollen. He takes Lyrica... who, it transpires is Lipitor's mother... and Ambien's, too. Uh oh. It seems that Ambien is Lipitor's half-sister, born of a drunken night between Lyrica and Alcohol. Lipitor is shamed, but resolves to stand fast in the realm of Roger.  At that moment, Ambien returns and introduces Lipitor to his newborn son... Ritalin.