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10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.
05/06/17: Fire Chief Charlie - Local band Fire Chief Charlie perform "Boris" and "We On the Radio."

written & directed by Peter Gilabert

3 Episodes
11/6/10 - 11/20/10

The battle for control can only result in one victor!

Theme From "I, Lipitor" - Composed & Performed by Peter Gilabert


Joseph Beck

Roger (Eps. 1-3)

Nathaniel Edwards

Doctor (Ep. 1)

Marz Richards

Lipitor (Eps. 1-3)

Colin Willkie

Viagra (Eps. 1-3)

Jaime Andrews

Ambien (Eps. 1-3)

Ari Radousky

Placebo (Eps. 1-3)
Synapse (Ep. 2)

Victor Isaac

Valium (Eps. 2-3)

Erin Holt

Cocaine (Ep. 3)

Tifanie McQueen

Lyrica (Ep. 3)

Suzanne Karpinski

Botox (Ep. 3)

Gregory Guy Gorden

Penicillin / Ritalin (Ep. 3)

Curt Bonnem

Quaalude (Ep. 3)

EPISODE ONE (11/6/10)
Photos by C.M. Gonzalez
Video by Jay Bogdonowitsch

SUMMARY:  Roger is prescribed Lipitor by his doctor, but also asks for Viagra.  The gods of the two drugs, late of the land of Pharmacia, battle for supremacy in his body.  At first it seems that Viagra will be victorious, but when Roger's date doesn't go well, he goes home and takes another drug - and the goddess Ambien slays Viagra with her sleepy ways.  Lipitor is quite taken with Viagra, but instead ends up courting Propecia... but it turns out that it's not Propecia at all, but rather the trickster god Placebo, disguised for his own amusement.

Meet Roger (Joseph Beck). The doctor(Nathaniel Edwards) prescribes Lipitor. 'Who summons Lipitor, god of clean veins and lower cholesterol?' (Marz Richards) Roger also 'summons' Viagra (Colin Willkie). A battle for supremacy. Ambien (Jaime Andrews) slays Viagra. Romance, or just sleepiness? Enter Propecia (Ari Radousky), goddess of hair, daughter of a famous Grecian named Foruma. Propecia is unmaksed as Placebo.

Meet Lipitor & Viagra.

EPISODE TWO (11/13/10)
Photos by Aaron Francis

SUMMARY:  Placebo tells Lipitor that he was trying to rescue him from falling in love with Ambien.  Meanwhile, it seems that Viagra was not slain after all, but merely asleep.  Synapse, god of news, tells Viagra that Lipitor and Ambien plan to join forces to rule Humana - i.e. Roger.  Viagra wants revenge, and also to escape Roger - so he asks Synapse to give Roger a headache.  This causes Roger to take Valium, whose cool head Viagra needs to help him scheme.  Valium's plan is for Synapse to continue to increase the severity of Roger's headache, causing Roger to take more drugs, building up legions who can oppose Lipitor and Ambien.  Eventually, Roger will O.D., giving Viagra his freedom.  Meanwhile, Lipitor asks Ambien to be his wife.

Roger tells of the abortive date whch motivated him to take all these drugs. Placebo tells Lipitor he was trying to rescue Lipitor from falling in love with Ambien. The slain Viagra. But hold!  Not slain!  Merely resting. A sleepy thumbs-up from Ambien. Synapse (Ari Radousky) brings Viagra the news. Synapse helps summon Valium (Victor Isaac). Valium: God of calmness and apathy. Valium gives Viagra advice. The courtship of Lipitor and Ambien. The courtship of Lipitor and Ambien. The courtship of Lipitor and Ambien. The courtship of Lipitor and Ambien.

EPISODE THREE (11/20/10)
Photos by C.M. Gonzalez
Video by Aaron Francis

SUMMARY:  Roger just left the emergency room after spending a day or two in jail. He'd had too much to drink and took too many medications... leading to a party in his stomach. It's Lipitor and Ambien's engagement party. Viagra crashes the party... and collapses. Roger must have eaten saltpeter, making him itchy and swollen. He takes Lyrica... who, it transpires is Lipitor's mother... and Ambien's, too. Uh oh. It seems that Ambien is Lipitor's half-sister, born of a drunken night between Lyrica and Alcohol. Lipitor is shamed, but resolves to stand fast in the realm of Roger.  At that moment, Ambien returns and introduces Lipitor to his newborn son... Ritalin.

There's a party in Roger's stomach. The newly engaged couple. Valium and Cocaine (Erin Holt) - her younger brother Crack is in rehab. Placebo and Valium's half-brother, Quaalude (Curt Bonnem). Viagra crashes the party... ...and promptly collapses, due to Roger's ingestion of saltpeter. Roger becomes itchy and swollen. Enter Lyrica (Tifanie McQueen). Lipitor remonstrates with his mother. 'O, would that I could dissolve this capsule in a million tears, and capture it in a glass to be taken twice daily!' Curtain Call