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LUCY HALFPENCE
written & directed by Mike Schneider

1 Episode
11/13/10

The devil wears Kevlar.

CAST

Rick Steadman

Ben

Tifanie McQueen

Lucy

Nicole Monet

Agent 7

Jaime Andrews

Agent 474

Whitney Rosenberg

Agent 64

Gregory Guy Gorden

Poodlum

Donal Thoms-Cappello

Marcus

Photos by Aaron Francis

SUMMARY:  Ben applies for a secretarial position at a prestigious fashion magazine edited by the acid-tongued Lucy Halfpence - the previous secretary having mysteriously died.  When Agent 474 - Cindy Clawford - is killed as a warning, Ben finds that Lucy doesn't just edit a magazine... she's also the head of S.M.A.R.T. - SuperModels Against Wrongful Tyranny, an organization that fights evil and bad taste.  Ben joins them on their search for the killer, and they are attacked by the Poodlum - half-poodle, half-human - who serves Lucy's former lover Marcus, who now serves the forces of evil.  The agents, including Agent 7 (Photographic Mammary) and Agent 64 (the cocaine-fueled Pixie Dust), battle Marcus, but it's Ben who saved the day.  As Marcus dies, he whispers the name of the true mastermind in Lucy's ear: Tyra Shanks!

Ben (Rick Steadman) applies to be Lucy's secretary. Enter Agent 7 (Nicole Monet), aka 'Photographic Mammary,' and Lucy Halfpence (Tifanie McQueen). 'I could smell your dockers from downstream.' The death of Agent 474 (Jaime Andrews) - a.k.a. Cindy Clawford. The death of Agent 474 (Jaime Andrews) - a.k.a. Cindy Clawford. Agent 64 (Whitney Rosenberg), a.k.a. 'Pixie Dust.' 'Models - Assemble!' Ambushed by the Poodlum (Gregory Guy Gorden). Marcus (Donal Thoms-Capello) is behind all this. Marcus dies in Lucy's arms. Time to pursue the true villain.