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10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.
05/06/17: Fire Chief Charlie - Local band Fire Chief Charlie perform "Boris" and "We On the Radio."

written by Curt Bonnem & Jimmy Swan
directed by Curt Bonnem
theme composed & performed by Michael Teoli

3 Episodes
12/4/10 - 1/22/11

The story of a young girl's unique gift which launches her
on an amazing adventure through life, love, fame and fortune.
One woman's sh*t is another man's gold...

Theme From "Memoirs of a Scheissefrau"


Erin Holt

Scheissefrau (Eps. 1-3)

Jaime Robledo

Old Scheissefrau (Eps. 1-3)

Marz Richards

Helmut (Eps. 1 & 3)
Capra (Ep. 2)

Alyssa Preston

Mutter (Ep. 1)

Nipper Seaturtle

Mutter (Ep. 2)

Matt Valle

The Dancer (Eps. 1-3)

Jimmy Swan

Charlie (Ep. 1)
Mick (Ep. 2)

Kyle Nudo, Suzanne Karpinksi,
Charlotte Gallagher, David McCallum
& Michelle Faraone

Schoolchildren & Hippie Partners (Ep. 1)

Michael Lanahan

Greta (Ep. 2)

Terry Tocantins

Jimmy (Ep. 2)

Jesse Merlin

Andy (Ep. 2)

Trey Perkins, Jimmy Swan, David Mayes,
Mikaela Richmond & Brian Wallis

Ensemble (Ep. 2)

Sean Sweeney

Rubell (Ep. 3)

Colin Willkie

Sylvester (Ep. 3)

Trey Perkins & Brendan Broms

Club Goers / Acting Students (Ep. 3)

EPISODE ONE (12/4/10)
Photos by C.M. Gonzalez

SUMMARY:  The aged Scheissefrau recalls her long and storied life.  As a child, the other kids wouldn't let her play - except for kind Helmut, who loved her. She dropped her first scheisse and everyone made fun of her. She ran home to Mutter, who told her she was gifted and special. However, fearing she'd grow up like her grandmother, they traveled the world. On her 15th birthday, on a trip to L.A., she met Charles Manson... and, after an acid trip, dropped scheisse on his face.

The aged Scheissefrau (Jaime Robledo) tells her story. The schoolchildren shun young Scheissefrau (Erin Holt). Young Helmut (Marz Richards) loves Scheissefrau. A major movement in her life is about to happen. Joy!  The Scheissefrau's first scheisse. Helmut is the only one who understands. Seeking comfort in the arms of Mutter (Alyssa Preston). They plan a long trip overseas. Scheissefrau meets Charlie Manson (Jimmy Swan). She makes the scheisse upon his face.

EPISODE TWO (12/11/10)
Photos by C.M. Gonzalez
Video by Joseph Beck

SUMMARY:  Mutter tells Scheissefrau about her grandmother, Greta, who also had the scheisse "it factor." In 1945, she was to star in "It's a Wonderful Life" with Jimmy Stewart, playing Mary. She made scheisse on the set, and that was the end of her film career. However, Scheissefrau ran away to New York City, where she ended up working with Andy Warhol at the Factory. He tells her that everyone's an artist... even those who are full of shit. When she takes a dump on Andy's tomato soup painting, a new star is born.

Mutter (Nipper Seaturtle) tells Scheissefrau about her grandmother Greta. Hollywood, 1945. Greta (Michael Lanahan) and Jimmy Stewart (Terry Tocantins). Greta demonstrates her special talent. 'It's like you know my secrets,' said Jimmy, just before firing her. Coprophage Capra (Marz Richards). Scheissefrau will not take Mutter's advice. At Andy Warhol's Factory. Meeting Warhol (Jesse Merlin). 'Some people make money.  Some people make love.  Some people make war.  I make all of them.  It's called 'art.'' Oops... that's not soup, it's paint thinner. Scheissefrau feels strange... A new star is ready for her fifteen minutes. Curtain Call

Something goes wrong with The Dancer's dance.

Photos by C.M. Gonzalez
Video by Aaron Francis

SUMMARY:  The mysterious Dancer is interrupted in his dance.  A hooded figure announces to the citizens of the Solar Federation that they have assumed control.  Meanwhile, Old Scheissefrau continues to tell us her life story.  After acting in one of Warhol's films, she became a dancer at Studio 54. The nonstop dancing exhausted her, until Steve Rubell introduced her to "booger sugar" - a.k.a. cocaine. Her schiesse, however, got her fired. She then took acting classes, where her diminutive teacher told her to do "whatever comes natural." And so... she did.

The Dancer's dance is interrupted. My god... he's full of stars. Dancing at Studio 54. Feeling a bit tired after too much dancing. A little 'booger sugar' perks her up. Acting classes with Mick (Jimmy Swan). 'I want you to make a bigger movement than Beethoven's 5th!' Sylvester (Colin Willkie) 'ain't got no heart, kid.' Perspiration plus inspiration. Bowing to the inevitable. 'YO, SCHEISSEFRAU!' Curtain Call

Scheissefrau appears in a Warhol film, then joins an acting class.