SUMMARY:  The aged Scheissefrau recalls her long and storied life.  As a child, the other kids wouldn't let her play - except for kind Helmut, who loved her. She dropped her first scheisse and everyone made fun of her. She ran home to Mutter, who told her she was gifted and special. However, fearing she'd grow up like her grandmother, they traveled the world. On her 15th birthday, on a trip to L.A., she met Charles Manson... and, after an acid trip, dropped scheisse on his face.

SUMMARY:  Mutter tells Scheissefrau about her grandmother, Greta, who also had the scheisse "it factor." In 1945, she was to star in "It's a Wonderful Life" with Jimmy Stewart, playing Mary. She made scheisse on the set, and that was the end of her film career. However, Scheissefrau ran away to New York City, where she ended up working with Andy Warhol at the Factory. He tells her that everyone's an artist... even those who are full of shit. When she takes a dump on Andy's tomato soup painting, a new star is born.

SUMMARY:  The mysterious Dancer is interrupted in his dance.  A hooded figure announces to the citizens of the Solar Federation that they have assumed control.  Meanwhile, Old Scheissefrau continues to tell us her life story.  After acting in one of Warhol's films, she became a dancer at Studio 54. The nonstop dancing exhausted her, until Steve Rubell introduced her to "booger sugar" - a.k.a. cocaine. Her schiesse, however, got her fired. She then took acting classes, where her diminutive teacher told her to do "whatever comes natural." And so... she did.