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10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.
05/06/17: Fire Chief Charlie - Local band Fire Chief Charlie perform "Boris" and "We On the Radio."

by Annette Fasone, Colin Willkie & JJ Mayes (eps 1-4)
by Annette Fasone (ep 5)
directed by JJ Mayes
music by Michael Teoli
Ep. 3 directed by Victor Isaac

5 Episodes
Original Run: 3 Episodes - 9/25/10 - 10/9/10
Playoffs: 2 Episodes - 5/14/11 & 5/28/11

Try some toast... it's super!  EAT THE TOAST!


JJ Mayes

Garrison (Eps. 1-2 & 4-5)

Victor Isaac

Voice of Brunda Brud (Eps. 1-2 & 4-5)

Jamie Fluet

Mom/Toast Zombie (Eps. 1-5)

Mandi Smith

Child/Toast Zombie (Eps. 1-5)

Bruno Oliver

C.E.O. (Eps. 1-5)

Curt Bonnem

Scientist (Eps. 1-4)

Erin Holt

Sandra (Eps. 2-5)
Cassidy (Ep. 3)

Michael Lanahan

Gaston (Eps. 2 & 4-5)

Sean Sweeney

Gaston (Ep. 3)

Bryan Krasner

Dr. Henry Cabot Lodge (Ep. 3)

Brian Wallis

Toasty (Eps. 4-5)

Pat Towne

Candidate X (Eps. 4-5)

CJ Merriman

Toast Babe/Miss Toast (Eps. 4-5)

Ari Radousky
Lemon Baardsen

Toast Zombies (Eps. 4-5)

French Stewart

Frenc Toast (Ep. 5)

EPISODE ONE (9/25/10)
Photos by C.M. Gonzalez
Video by Rachel Howe

SUMMARY:  Garrison finds he can't sell his corn anymore because everybody's buying the darned newfangled Supertoast!  Unknown to Garrison, eating Supertoast turns people into mindless consumer zombies.  As Supertoast's C.E.O. orders his hapless scientist lackey to kill a fellow scientist who wants to blow the whistle on them, Garrison arrives in search of a consumer complaints department.

Garrison (JJ Mayes) can't sell his corn since that damn Supertoast came out. (see video) Mom (Jamie Fluet) and Child (Mandi Smith) flim a commercial for Supertoast. (see video) The CEO (Bruno) and Scientist (Curt Bonnem) have nefarious plans. EAT THE TOAST! It transpires that Supertoast is loaded with mind-controlling drugs that will turn people into compliant consumers. Curtain Call

Garrison just can't compete with that newfangled Supertoast!

EPISODE TWO (10/2/10)
Photos by C.M. Gonzalez
Video by Ceasar F. Barajas

SUMMARY:  Dr. Sandra Keller has discovered her employer's evil plans, and tries to escape.  Meanwhile, the C.E.O. calls in trained killer Gaston to eliminate Sandra, Garrison and even the clueless Dr. Nordbergstein.

Scientist Sandra Keller (Erin Holt) thought they were working on a food to end hunger, and now fears for her life. The C.E.O. asks the Supertoast spokesmodels to lead Garrison to the nonexistent 'consumer complaints department.' Supertoast zombies. Dr. Normanbergstein doesn't understand when asked to 'get rid of' or 'silence' Garrison and Sandra. The C.E.O. calls in Gaston (Michael Lanahan), trained assassin. Gaston advises the C.E.O. to get everyone he loves outside of a 100-mile radius. Supertoast zombies make terrible guides.  (see video) Sandra warns Dr. N. to leave while he still can... but a moment later, they are captured by Gaston.

Supertoast zombies don't make particularly good guides.

Photos by C.M. Gonzalez
Video by Ceasar F. Barajas

SUMMARY:  As Gaston traps Dr. Nordbergstein and Sandra, Dr. N. remembers the origins of Supertoast.  It was originally called Nutritoast, and was invented by Dr. N's mentor, the idealistic Dr. Henry Cabot Lodge.  Nitritoast was meant to be free to the public, and when the C.E.O. came by to buy them out, Dr. Lodge sent him packing.  However, the C.E.O. played on Dr. N's crush on co-worker Cassidy to get him to betray his friend.  Back in the present day, Dr. N and Sandra are force-fed Supertoast...

Gaston (played this week by Sean Sweeney) Gaston captures Dr. N. and Sandra. Young Dr. N. is in love with Cassidy (Erin Holt). Idealistic Nutritoast inventor Dr. Henry Cabot Lodge (Bryan Krasner). A young C.E.O. offers to buy them out. Dr. Lodge spurns his offer. Dr. N. is sad Cassidy loves Dr. Lodge and not him. Dr. N. resists betraying his friend. Seduced by evil. Seduced by evil. Dr. N. and Sandra are force-fed Supertoast. Curtain Call

EPISODE FOUR (5/14/11)

Photos by Aaron Francis * Video by Adina Valerio

SUMMARY:  Gaston holds Dr. N and Sandra prisoner. Dr. N says Supertoast shouldn't have any mind control properties... it just makes you crave more Supertoast. As Gaston forces feeds him some Supertoast, Garrison enters, still searching for the consumer complaints department, followed by Toasty, the Supertoast mascot. Once he realizes there are people being held prisoner, he and Gaston battle. As he frees the captive scientists - and the toast zombies attempt to eat Toasty - they find themselves trapped in the Day Room by more toast zombies at the door. Meanwhile, the CEO reports to his superior, the evil Candidate X, and suggests sending Supertoast to the White House.

Guarded by toast zombies. The toast zombies force-feed Supertoast to each other instead of their captives. Gaston's getting more than a little frustrated. Gaston attempts to make a toast zombie out of Sandra. Gaston arrives with Toasty (Brian Wallis), the Supertoast mascot, and a battle ensues. Meanwhile, the toast zombies eat Toasty. The CEO, accompanied by a Toast Babe (CJ Merriman), reports to his superior... ...Candidate X (Pat Towne), who loves the CEO's suggestion of sending Supertoast to the White House.

The evil Gaston menaces the scientists who created Supertoast.

EPISODE FIVE (5/28/11)

Photos by Aaron Francis

SUMMARY:  Sandra explains to Garrison not to eat the toast.  The toast zombies break into the day room... and immediately set upon eating Toasty's costume.  Ou rheroes were never in any danger.  They flee.  Meanwhile, Candidate X is eager to have a zombie toast army so he can snag the Green Party nomination with their votes.  Supertoast is being passed out among the homeless.  However, when they discover the prisoners have escaped, Gaston must reassure them that all is going according to plan.

Carnage. "Suuuupertoast!  And Suuupertoast relaaaated merchandiiiiise!" French Toast (French Stewart). The CEO pretends that isn't Gaston, but "Marcel Eyepatch Roomday from Mumbai... he's a janitor." mmmmm toasty meal Candidate X dreams of snagging his party's nomination. nom nom nom mmmmmmm "You lost them?" "Does a monkey lose its tail? DOes a lightbulb lose its magic? Does a bugaboo lose its... aboo?"