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SUPERTOAST!
by Annette Fasone, Colin Willkie & JJ Mayes (eps 1-4)
by Annette Fasone (ep 5)
directed by JJ Mayes
music by Michael Teoli
Ep. 3 directed by Victor Isaac

5 Episodes
Original Run: 3 Episodes - 9/25/10 - 10/9/10
Playoffs: 2 Episodes - 5/14/11 & 5/28/11

Try some toast... it's super!  EAT THE TOAST!

CAST

JJ Mayes

Garrison (Eps. 1-2 & 4-5)

Victor Isaac

Voice of Brunda Brud (Eps. 1-2 & 4-5)

Jamie Fluet

Mom/Toast Zombie (Eps. 1-5)

Mandi Smith

Child/Toast Zombie (Eps. 1-5)

Bruno Oliver

C.E.O. (Eps. 1-5)

Curt Bonnem

Scientist (Eps. 1-4)

Erin Holt

Sandra (Eps. 2-5)
Cassidy (Ep. 3)

Michael Lanahan

Gaston (Eps. 2 & 4-5)

Sean Sweeney

Gaston (Ep. 3)

Bryan Krasner

Dr. Henry Cabot Lodge (Ep. 3)

Brian Wallis

Toasty (Eps. 4-5)

Pat Towne

Candidate X (Eps. 4-5)

CJ Merriman

Toast Babe/Miss Toast (Eps. 4-5)

Ari Radousky
Lemon Baardsen

Toast Zombies (Eps. 4-5)

French Stewart

Frenc Toast (Ep. 5)

EPISODE ONE (9/25/10)
Photos by C.M. Gonzalez
Video by Rachel Howe

SUMMARY:  Garrison finds he can't sell his corn anymore because everybody's buying the darned newfangled Supertoast!  Unknown to Garrison, eating Supertoast turns people into mindless consumer zombies.  As Supertoast's C.E.O. orders his hapless scientist lackey to kill a fellow scientist who wants to blow the whistle on them, Garrison arrives in search of a consumer complaints department.

Garrison (JJ Mayes) can't sell his corn since that damn Supertoast came out. (see video) Mom (Jamie Fluet) and Child (Mandi Smith) flim a commercial for Supertoast. (see video) The CEO (Bruno) and Scientist (Curt Bonnem) have nefarious plans. EAT THE TOAST! It transpires that Supertoast is loaded with mind-controlling drugs that will turn people into compliant consumers. Curtain Call


Garrison just can't compete with that newfangled Supertoast!

EPISODE TWO (10/2/10)
Photos by C.M. Gonzalez
Video by Ceasar F. Barajas

SUMMARY:  Dr. Sandra Keller has discovered her employer's evil plans, and tries to escape.  Meanwhile, the C.E.O. calls in trained killer Gaston to eliminate Sandra, Garrison and even the clueless Dr. Nordbergstein.

Scientist Sandra Keller (Erin Holt) thought they were working on a food to end hunger, and now fears for her life. The C.E.O. asks the Supertoast spokesmodels to lead Garrison to the nonexistent 'consumer complaints department.' Supertoast zombies. Dr. Normanbergstein doesn't understand when asked to 'get rid of' or 'silence' Garrison and Sandra. The C.E.O. calls in Gaston (Michael Lanahan), trained assassin. Gaston advises the C.E.O. to get everyone he loves outside of a 100-mile radius. Supertoast zombies make terrible guides.  (see video) Sandra warns Dr. N. to leave while he still can... but a moment later, they are captured by Gaston.


Supertoast zombies don't make particularly good guides.

EPISODE THREE (10/9/10)
Photos by C.M. Gonzalez
Video by Ceasar F. Barajas

SUMMARY:  As Gaston traps Dr. Nordbergstein and Sandra, Dr. N. remembers the origins of Supertoast.  It was originally called Nutritoast, and was invented by Dr. N's mentor, the idealistic Dr. Henry Cabot Lodge.  Nitritoast was meant to be free to the public, and when the C.E.O. came by to buy them out, Dr. Lodge sent him packing.  However, the C.E.O. played on Dr. N's crush on co-worker Cassidy to get him to betray his friend.  Back in the present day, Dr. N and Sandra are force-fed Supertoast...

Gaston (played this week by Sean Sweeney) Gaston captures Dr. N. and Sandra. Young Dr. N. is in love with Cassidy (Erin Holt). Idealistic Nutritoast inventor Dr. Henry Cabot Lodge (Bryan Krasner). A young C.E.O. offers to buy them out. Dr. Lodge spurns his offer. Dr. N. is sad Cassidy loves Dr. Lodge and not him. Dr. N. resists betraying his friend. Seduced by evil. Seduced by evil. Dr. N. and Sandra are force-fed Supertoast. Curtain Call

PLAYOFFS WEEK ONE!
EPISODE FOUR (5/14/11)

Photos by Aaron Francis * Video by Adina Valerio

SUMMARY:  Gaston holds Dr. N and Sandra prisoner. Dr. N says Supertoast shouldn't have any mind control properties... it just makes you crave more Supertoast. As Gaston forces feeds him some Supertoast, Garrison enters, still searching for the consumer complaints department, followed by Toasty, the Supertoast mascot. Once he realizes there are people being held prisoner, he and Gaston battle. As he frees the captive scientists - and the toast zombies attempt to eat Toasty - they find themselves trapped in the Day Room by more toast zombies at the door. Meanwhile, the CEO reports to his superior, the evil Candidate X, and suggests sending Supertoast to the White House.

Guarded by toast zombies. The toast zombies force-feed Supertoast to each other instead of their captives. Gaston's getting more than a little frustrated. Gaston attempts to make a toast zombie out of Sandra. Gaston arrives with Toasty (Brian Wallis), the Supertoast mascot, and a battle ensues. Meanwhile, the toast zombies eat Toasty. The CEO, accompanied by a Toast Babe (CJ Merriman), reports to his superior... ...Candidate X (Pat Towne), who loves the CEO's suggestion of sending Supertoast to the White House.


The evil Gaston menaces the scientists who created Supertoast.

PLAYOFFS WEEK THREE!
EPISODE FIVE (5/28/11)

Photos by Aaron Francis

SUMMARY:  Sandra explains to Garrison not to eat the toast.  The toast zombies break into the day room... and immediately set upon eating Toasty's costume.  Ou rheroes were never in any danger.  They flee.  Meanwhile, Candidate X is eager to have a zombie toast army so he can snag the Green Party nomination with their votes.  Supertoast is being passed out among the homeless.  However, when they discover the prisoners have escaped, Gaston must reassure them that all is going according to plan.

Carnage. "Suuuupertoast!  And Suuupertoast relaaaated merchandiiiiise!" French Toast (French Stewart). The CEO pretends that isn't Gaston, but "Marcel Eyepatch Roomday from Mumbai... he's a janitor." mmmmm toasty meal Candidate X dreams of snagging his party's nomination. nom nom nom mmmmmmm "You lost them?" "Does a monkey lose its tail? DOes a lightbulb lose its magic? Does a bugaboo lose its... aboo?"