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CLOSE THE NIGHTCAP and Other Miscellany      
10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.
05/06/17: Fire Chief Charlie - Local band Fire Chief Charlie perform "Boris" and "We On the Radio."

written by Wayne Rawley
directed by Pete Caslavka

This here's a little story
about love at first shot...

11 Episodes
Original Run: 8 Eps, 10/6/12 - 1/26/13
Playoffs Run: 3 Eps, 6/22/13, 7/6/13 & 7/13/13


Leon Russom

The Narrator (Eps. 1-3)

JJ Mayes

The Narrator (Eps. 4-11)

Rebecca Larsen

Money (Eps. 1-11)

Will McMichael

Run (Eps. 1-11)

Gergory Guy Gorden

Mitch (Eps. 1-2)
Construction Worker (Ep. 6)

Matt Valle

Ronny (Eps. 1-2)
Biker (Ep. 3)

Tobias Jelinek

Jimmy Jack Bodeen (Eps. 1-3 & 7-10)

Pete Caslavka

OT (Eps. 1-2)
Construction Worker (Ep. 3)
Jimmy Jack Bodeen
(Eps. 4-6)
Hoss (Ep. 10)

Michael Lanahan

OT (Eps. 3 & 7-8)

Paul Plunkett

Officer Carl (Ep. 1)

Michael Lanahan

Officer Carl (Ep. 2)

Alyssa Preston

Big Momma Bob (Eps. 1-2, 4 & 7-11)

KJ Middlebrooks

Soldier (Ep. 3)
Cop (Ep. 6)

Victor Isaac

Cop (Ep. 3)

Aaron Mendelson

Native American (Ep. 3)
Bank Robber (Ep. 6)

Curt Bonnem

Luke (Eps. 4-6)
Officer Carl (Ep. 10)

Mike Mahaffey

Bo (Eps. 4-6)
Orphan/Reporter (Ep. 8)
Dix (Eps. 9-10)

Julia Griswold

The Voice of Maggie (Ep. 5)
Young Lover (Ep. 6)
Orphan/Reporter (Ep. 8)

Ed Goodman

Young Lover (Ep. 6)
TV Announcer (Ep. 8)

Perry Daniel

Bank Robber (Ep. 6)
Doreen (Eps. 9-11)

Chuck Neal

Biker (Ep. 6)

Mitch Eakins

Hoss (Ep. 9)

Irina Costa

Layla Venezuela (Eps. 9-11)

EPISODE ONE (10/6/12)
Video by Annette Fasone
Photos by C.M. Gonzalez

SUMMARY:  Nothing much happens in sleepy Cudrup County - until a drifter and the local spitfire both decide to rob the same liquor store on the same night...

Jimmy Jake McAllister drifts into town, looking for a particular beverage with which to slake his thirst.

The Narrator (Leon Russom) introduces us to the denizens of Cudrup County. Ronny (Matt Valle) gets a lesson in 'freedom' from Run (Will McMichael). Money (Rebecca Larsen) and Run both decide to hold up the liquor store at the same time. Next Time: BIG MOMMA BOB (Alyssa Preston)!

EPISODE TWO (10/13/12)
Photos by Carrie Keranen
Video by Addi Gaash

SUMMARY:  In the aftermath of the robbery, lawman Jimmy Jack - unlike local law enforcement - is determined to find his quarry... especially Run... also known as Jimmy Jake.  Meanwhile, the liquor store's owner, Big Momma Bob, castigates her terrified son Ronny for allowing the robbery to happen.

Big Momma Bob is quite upset that the cute bandit nicknamed Money robbed her liquor store.

Jimmy Jack (Tobias Jelinek) is on Jimmy Jake's trail. Officer Carl (Michael Lanahan) investigates the robbery. Big Momma Bob is displeased. The astonishingly good-looking outlaws.

EPISODE THREE (10/20/12)
Video by Marz Richards
Photos by C.M. Gonzalez

SUMMARY:  Money & Run hole up at the home of town drunk OT, who tells them of a better hiding place.  Meanwhile, Jimmy Jack is hot on their trail.  And there's a big musical number, too.  Burning love comes once in a lifetime...

The lovable town drunk OT pulled Money and Run out of trouble and now he needs a little something-something.

Town drunk OT (Michael Lanahan) Holed up and hidin' out. Jimmy Jack's on their trail.  (KJ Middlebrooks as "Soldier") The Narrator keeps us informed.

EPISODE FOUR (11/17/12)
Video by Annette Fasone
Photos by C.M. Gonzalez

SUMMARY:  We learn the childhood traumas that made Money, Run and Big Momma Bob the people they are.  Run accidentally killed his own sister.  Money's an orphan who gives the money she steals to orphanages.  And Big Momma Bob seeks revenge on the world for the childhood bullies who stole her milk money by making sure nobody ever takes anything from her again... and that includes the money that Money and Run stole, and she's determined to get back.  Jimmy Jack earns Big Momma Bob's undying enmity when he refuses a sizeable bribe to work for her.

Run tells us of the day he was reborn on the 4th of July.

EPISODE FIVE (12/1/12)
Video by Marz Richards
Photos by C.M. Gonzalez

SUMMARY:  Jimmy Jack finally catches up with Jimmy "Run" Jake, but Money helps get the drop on him.  However, Jimmy Jack had a surprise for Run... a letter from Maggie, the sister he thought was long dead, begging for his help.  She's a captive of "The Conglomerate," and if they find out she wrote this letter, she really will be killed.

Jimmy "Run" Jake and Jimmy Jack square off in the cemetery
when Run tries to pay his respects to his little sister, Maggie.

EPISODE SIX (12/8/12)
Video by Annette Fasone
Photos by C.M. Gonzalez

SUMMARY:  Run, true to his nickname, runs away from his life for Money, to the sorrow of both of them.  However, Money has a run-in with Big Momma Bob's sons Bo and Luke, and they have an epic fight that ends with all three of them unconscious... and Jimmy Jack arriving in the fight's wake to find he's got Money right where he wants her.

Money brings the hurt to a pair of Big Momma's dimwit henchmen.

EPISODE SEVEN (12/15/12)
Video by Annette Fasone
Photos by C.M. Gonzalez

SUMMARY:  Jimmy Jack uses a captive Money as bait to get Run to surrender himself, threatening to turn her over to Big Momma Bob if he doesn't.  Run gives in... but it turns out that he pulled a switch with the help of O.T., who was disguised as Run.  Money and Run drive off into the sunset together for a happy ending and maybe another helping of Big Momma Bob's money... but things ain't always that simple.  Run still needs to find his sister... and Big Momma Bob's out for revenge.

Will Money and Run escape the law through chicanery and subterfuge, only to find themselves
in a whole new mess of trouble? Insert folksy homespun affirmation with a Southern twist here.

Photos by C.M. Gonzalez

SUMMARY:  As Money and Run find themselves in the hometown of Sister Crystal, who raised Money and would be disappointed in her life of crime, Big Momma Bob - who wants to raze Sister Crystal's orphanage to the ground - announces on television that she's out to get Money and Run.

EPISODE NINE (6/22/13)

Video by Annette Fasone
Photos by C.M. Gonzalez

SUMMARY:  Some time later (having apparently skipped over an alien abduction storyline in the meantime in the five months Money & Run has been away), Money and Run meet Run's old lover, Doreen, who Run dumped years ago.  Doreen warns Money away from Run, but changes her tune when Money makes short work of two local yokels who harass Doreen.

Money and Run cross paths with Dix and Hoss at one of Big Momma's liquor stores. Violence ensues.

Run's former flame Doreen (Perry Daniel). Dix (Mike Mahaffey) and Hoss (Mitch Eakins) have made the mistake of messing with Money. Money triumphant again. Next Week: Big Momma Bob will ruin Run's participation in the big dance contest!

EPISODE TEN (7/6/13)

Video by Annette Fasone
Photos by Marian Gonzalez

SUMMARY:  Local yokels Hoss and Dix return with their mother, Big Momma Bob, in tow, as well as Officer Carl.  They swear that they just wanted soda but were instead served alcohol, and so Doreen is hit with a $10,000 fine she has to pay in two weeks, or lose her bar.  There's a big dance contest in which Run could win that money for Dorren, but Run, traumatized by some past loss, refuses to dance... though he's definitely got the moves.  Big Momma Bob takes advantage of the situation by sending for dance sensation Layla Venezuela, who will be the reluctant Run's dance partner.  Her first kiss makes you her slave... and the second kiss kills.

Run has a dance problem.

Doreen (Perry Daniel) & Money (Rebecca Larsen) Money & Doreen Dix (Mike Mahaffey), Big Momma Bob (Alyssa Preston) & Hoss (Pete Caslavka), up to no good. South American bombshell Layla Venezuela (Irina Costa).

Photos by Aaron Francis

SUMMARY:  Run meets Layla Venezuela, who slips him a note... a note that says she has information about his missing sister... and that he should meet her alone.  She manages to slip Run a kiss just as Money arrives on the scene, and the two fight.  And a hypnotized Run says he loves Layla now, and will be dancing with her... for Big Momma Bob.

Layla Venezuela (Irina Costa) is ready to bring it on. Layla bringing it on. Money's none too impressed with Miss Venezuela. None too impressed at all.