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written by Drew Vandiver
directed by Chairman Barnes
music by Michael Teoli

Lights! Camera! Where the hell is Pat?

3 Episodes
Original Run: 2 Eps, 2/2/13 - 2/9/13
Playoffs Run: 1 Ep, 6/29/13


Pat Towne

Pat Towne (Eps. 1-3)

Jaclyn Bogart

Meg (Eps. 1-3)

Drew Vandiver

The Asshole Mike Diamond (Eps. 1-3)

Terry Tocantins

Terry (Eps. 1 & 3)

Travis Snyder-Eaton

Travis (Eps. 1-3)

Chairman Barnes

Chairman (Eps. 1-2)
Announcer (Ep. 3)

Gregory Guy Gorden

The Assistant (Eps. 1-2)

Colin Willkie

Colin (Eps. 1-3)

Marz Richards

James Brolin (Eps. 2-3)

Carla Jane

Kristen Stewart (Eps. 2-3)

Julia Griswold

Julia (Ep. 2)

David A. Cooper

Pattinson (Ep. 3)

Erin Matthews

The Voice of Commodore (Ep. 3)


Himself (Ep. 3)

EPISODE ONE (2/2/13)
Video by Marz Richards
Photos by Marian Gonzalez

SUMMARY:  "The Pat Towne Show" is a formerly-great, now-terrible show due to its increasingly alcohol-addled star, who cannot be fired due to his ironclad contract.  A new producer, Meg, is brought in to finish off the show once and for all, but she has other plans.

Meg, the last-minute, last-chance replacement producer on The Pat Towne Showe, has to
rescue the show from the destructive tendencies of its star and the plans of the chief executive.

New producer Meg (Jaclyn Bogart) Travis and a drunken Pat Head writer Terry Pat reads awful jokes off cue cards

EPISODE TWO (2/9/13)
Photos by Marian Gonzalez

SUMMARY:  It's showtime and Pat's missing... but substitute host James Brolin and his guest Kristen Stewart will help pull them out of this jam, with an assist from cue-card guy Travis, who says he does stand-up.  But it's an eleventh-hour cameo by Pat himself that allows the show to go on...

Mike Diamond hopes tonight will be the night The Pat Towne Show is cancelled. (Meta-speakng, he got his wish, as the serial ended that night.) Meg ponders her job. A secret meeting between Meg and the Assistant (Gregory Guy Gorden) Guest host James Brolin (Marz Richards) and his guest, Kristen Stewart (CJ)

Photos by Marian Gonzalez

SUMMARY:  Pat, who is too drunk to do the show, has a new co-host: Commodore, a talking dog, who asks inappropriate questions of guests Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson.

Mike Diamond hopes tonight will be the night The Pat Towne Show is cancelled. (Meta-speakng, he got his wish, as the serial ended AGAIN that night.) Travis introduces an on-the-job Pat. Pat's new co-host, Commodore. K-Stew makes her appearance on the show.