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CLOSE THE NIGHTCAP and Other Miscellany      
10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.
05/06/17: Fire Chief Charlie - Local band Fire Chief Charlie perform "Boris" and "We On the Radio."

written & directed by Sean Sweeney

"I don't know with what weapons they will
fight World War III, but World War IV
will be fought with sticks and stones."
-John Lithgow quoting Albert Einstein in THE DAY AFTER

6 Episodes
Original Run: 5 Eps, 1/26/13 - 2/23/13
Playoffs Run: 1 Ep, 6/29/13


Sean Sweeney

Shawn (Eps. 1-6)

James Logan

Narrator (Eps. 1-6)
Lamar (Ep. 5)

Tegan Ashton Cohan

Mona (Ep. 1)

Brendan Patterson

Destroyer (Eps. 1-5)

Rick Steadman

Abner Devereaux (Eps. 1-6)

Terry Tocantins

Gash (Eps. 1-6)


Maverick (Eps. 1-6)

Christine Breihan

Sonya (Ep. 2)

Walter Trey Perkins

Danny (Ep. 2)

Emily Donn

Lady Love (Eps. 2-6)

Curt Bonnem

The Ayatollah of Death & Destroya (Eps. 2-5)

Erin Holt

Madame Butterfly (Eps. 2-5)

Zachary Bernstein

Bongo (Eps. 2-4)

David Mayes

Zonk (Eps. 2-6)

Brendan Patterson

Destroyer (Eps. 2-6)

Michael Lanahan

Bob Neville (Ep. 3)

Sharon Brooks

Rosalind (Eps. 3-5)

Leon Russom

The  Mayor (Ep. 4)

Brendan Broms

The  Mayor (Ep. 5)

Kirk Diedrich

Tito (Ep. 5)

David Figlioli

Randy (Ep. 5)

Shaela Cook

Number Six (Ep. 5)


Herself (Ep. 5)

Jay Bogdanowitsch

Bishop (Ep. 6)

Dalek constructed by Brendan Patterson

EPISODE ONE (1/26/13)
Teaser video by Sean Sweeney
Video by Marz Richards
Photos by Marian Gonzalez

SUMMARY:  Shawn is the last man left alive after the end of civilization... but even as the last man on Earth, the woman he loves won't have anything to do with him.  Now alone in the ruins with Maverick, his faithful canine companion, he's on the cusp of danger, as mutants and robots roam the streets, looking for human life to snuff out.

Teaser Video

Sean and Maverick face the apocalyptic urban wilderness of America after the fall.

EPISODE TWO (2/2/13)
Video by Marz Richards
Photos by Marian Gonzalez

SUMMARY:  Shawn meets another survivor, a blind girl, and thinks he's going to score... but it turns out her blind boyfriend Danny is still alive, and they're still very much in love.  Meanwhile, Abner and his minions - The Marauders of the Wasteland face a challenge to their post-apocalyptic primacy from rival gang The Night Riders.

Shawn and his dog Maverick happen upon a babe in the apocalyptic woods and pitch woo as best they can.

Video by Annette Fasone
Photos by Marian Gonzalez

SUMMARY:  The Marauders of the Wasteland and The Night Riders have a fight, but ultimately decide to team up.  Meanwhile, Shawn meets the annoying Bob Neville, who just wants a friend, but ultimately turns into a zombie.  Before he changes, he realizes that Shawn is immune to the zombie disease, and his blood could hold the cure... but Shawn isn't interested because he doesn't like needles.  Still, he may find himself more involved than he wants to be when he meets the warrior Rosalind.

Bob Neville survived the end of the world, but his luck ran out when he
encountered Shawn, the most self-interested man left on the planet.

Annoying Bob Neville (Michael Lanahan) just wants a friend. Shawn just wants to be left alone. Gash (Terry Tocantins) remembers his old life working for animals services... and eating the animals. The two post-apocalyptics gangs team up. Captured by Rosalind (Sharon Brooks)

EPISODE FOUR (2/16/13)
Video by Marz Richards
Photos by Marian Gonzalez

SUMMARY:  We learn the story of Bongo - formerly known in his lonely human life as Zack - who joined the Night Riders just to have friends. Unfortunately, Zack is killed by Rosalind while out on a scavenging mission.  Meanwhile, Shawn utterly fails to score with Rosalind, who is on a quest to find her brother, Victor, who went missing after having a kid.  He and Maverick strike out on their own, and find a walled city - Freedom Town. The Mayor says they have water, food and safety.  All Shawn has to do is sign, and he's in. Only one rule: no dogs. And so Shawn - oblivious to the Mayor's creepy demeanor (when Shawn asks "Are there any single ladies?" and the Mayor answers, "Come on in and see," it's enough to make Shawn forget about everything else) - enters Freedom Town, leaving Maverick alone in the wasteland, waiting faithfully for his return.

Shawn and Maverick encounter a secure settlement that is happy to take in newcomers, but not dogs.

Shawn and his canine buddy Maverick, who he would never, ever, ever betray. Unless it was convenient. Bongo (Zachary Bernstein) is happy he has friends. Rosalind, Shawn and Maverick check out a walled city in the distance. Rosalind faces off with Madame Butterfly (Erin Holt).

EPISODE FIVE (2/23/13)
Photos by Marian Gonzalez

SUMMARY:  Rosalind and Madame Butterfly, still fighting, are attacked by killer bees. With each of them having only an hour to live, Madame Butterfly reveals that she's the mother of Victor's child, and tells Rosalind that she'll need to acquire the blood of somebody uncontaminated by the plague to save the child.  Meanwhile, Abner finds himself falling for Lady Love, and upset that she just considers him a fling.  And Shawn finds that Freedom Town lives by one simple rule: "Two men play, one man stay." In other words, a fight to the death.  However, Rosalind rescues him in the nick of time, reuniting him with a patient Winston.  Shawn soon encounters a woman known only as "Six," and her dog. To Shawn's delight, she's single.  However, she has a deadly secret: she's actually a servant of the Head Robot, whose mission is to kill all humans.

EPISODE SIX (6/29/13)
Photos by Marian Gonzalez

SUMMARY:  A recap of some of the story so far.

Shawn (Sean Sweeney), possibly the last man alive. The mutants in the wasteland. More mutants. Shawn and his constant post-apocalyptic companion, Maverick (Winston).