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CLOSE THE NIGHTCAP and Other Miscellany      
10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Dońa Oxford - Dońa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.

TITTY BAR
by Erin Matthews & Cj Merriman
directed by Drew Vandiver
music & lyrics by Richard Levinson

Careful what you wish for...

5 Episodes
Original Run: 1 Ep, 5/11/13
Playoffs Run: 4 Eps, 6/29/13 - 7/20/13

CAST

Erin Matthews

The Naughty Nurse (Ep. 1)
Knitting Floozy (Ep. 2)
The MILF (Eps. 4-5)

Natalie Rose

The Night Stalker (Eps. 1-2)
Edna (Ep. 3)
The Teacher (Ep. 4)
The Sex Therapist (Ep. 5)

Cj Merriman

The Dude (Eps. 1-5)

Alyssa Preston

Mama (Eps. 1-5)

Richard Levinson

The Piano Player (Ep. 1)

Bruno Oliver

Bruno (Eps. 1-5)

Amanda Gamel & Cate Beehan

The Titty Bar Dancers (Ep. 1)

Rebecca Larsen

Jane (Eps. 2-5)

Christian Regul

Fingers Huber (Eps. 2-5)

Areti Athanasopolous

Leslie (Ep. 3)

Joe Fria

Ben (Ep. 3)

Mike Lanahan

Boy (Ep. 4)

Aviva Pressman

The New Girl (Eps. 4-5)

Colin Willkie

Douchebag (Ep. 4)

Heather Schmidt

Heather (Eps. 4-5)

Joe Fria

Ben (Ep. 4)

Chairman Barnes

City Attorney (Eps. 4-5)

Zachary Bernstein

Django (Eps. 4-5)

Curt Bonnem

The Guy (Ep. 5)

Brian Wallis

The Peckerhead (Ep. 5)

Monica Greene

The Girl (Ep. 5)
Choreography by Amanda Gamel (Ep. 1)
Choreography by Matt Valle (Eps. 2-3)

EPISODE ONE (5/11/13)
Photos by Marian Gonzalez

SUMMARY:  "Mama" invites you on down to the Titty Bar, where The Naughty Nurse might actually find that melanoma on your neck, The Night Stalker might form a far closer and quicker bond with you than you actually wanted, and The Dude is gonna fuckin' have her way with you whether you like it or not.

The Naughty Nurse (Erin Matthews) Mama (Alyssa Preston) The Dude (Cj Merriman) "C'mon in to the Titty Bar."

PLAYOFFS - ROUND ONE!
EPISODE TWO (6/29/13)
Photos by Marian Gonzalez

SUMMARY:  Mama's daughter Jane arrives, and is shocked to find that Mama is running a titty bar.  However, Mama, with the help of the girls, explains that the true raison d'ętre of the bar is to destroy men's objectifying fantasies.   She invites Jane to work at the bar, but Jane's not sure she could ever work topless.  Meanwhile, in the back room, Bruno is having a terrifying encounter with The Dude, who packing-tapes his mouth shut.

Mama (Alyssa Preston) and Jane (Rebecca Larsen) Mama (Alyssa Preston) and Jane (Rebecca Larsen) Mama (Alyssa Preston) and Jane (Rebecca Larsen) Mama

PLAYOFFS - ROUND TWO!
EPISODE THREE (7/6/13)
Video by Annette Fasone
Photos by Marian Gonzalez

SUMMARY:  Bruno has become hooked on The Dude's abuse, and The Dude reveals that she was once a man.  She came to the Titty Bar to see some cans, passed out, and woke up as a woman.  Meanwhile, young Leslie has brought her boyfriend Ben to the Titty Bar as a birthday present, but it's a less-than-erotic experience as dancing girl Edna talks about her C-section scars and bonds with Leslie over talk of her kids.  Meanwhile, shy and sweet Jane attempts her first topless dance, but can't quite go through with it.


Jane makes her stage debut under the tutelage of Mama.

Mama (Alyssa Preston) looks on as Jane (Rebecca Larsen) auditions to perform at the Titty Bar. Jane's too shy to go through with it - for now. Mama rules the roost. Ben's (Joe Fria) girlfriend Leslie (Areti Athanasopolous) has brought him to the Titty Bar as a birthday present.

PLAYOFFS - ROUND THREE!
EPISODE FOUR (7/13/13)
Video by Annette Fasone
Photos by Aaron Francis

SUMMARY:  Another couple comes to the Titty Bar for the guy's birthday, but this girl isn't particularly happy about it, and decided to see how he'd feel if she was the one who was topless.  Also, a random douchebag come into see some tits, but his experience is ruined when the woman dancing for him has to deal with her teenage daughter.  Meanwhile, Jane just can't go through with a life in burlesque, and Mama sings a heartfelt song about the Titty Bar's purpose to make men see "The Women That We Are."  Suddenly, the proceedings are interrupted by the City Attorney, who has come to shut down the Titty Bar.


Mama leads the women of the Titty Bar in a farewell song for Jungle Jane as she leaves burlesque behind without
ever having exposed her front. (When the Serial Killers logo appears in the middle of the song, it's because there were
good-looking naked people crossing in front of the camera at that time. You totally missed it, yo.)

Heather (Heather Schmidt) distracts her mother, The MILF (Erin Matthews), thus ruinig this random douchebag's (Colin Willkie) boner. The Teacher (Natalie Rose) distractedly dances for a birthday boy (Michael Lanahan); his girlfriend (Aviva Pressman) is upset he needs to look at boobs which are not hers, which he can see for free. Jane just can't go through with dancing at the Titty Bar. (L-R: Rebecca Larsen, Alyssa Preston) Musical number: "The Women That We Are"

PLAYOFFS - ROUND FOUR!
EPISODE FIVE (7/20/13)
Photos by Marian Gonzalez

SUMMARY:  Another couple comes to the Titty Bar, but instead end up rediscovering their passion for one another.  Meanwhile, the City Attorney's threat to shut down the Titty Bar rallies all the women - including Jane.

Another couple (Curt Bonnem & Monica Greene) are in for an unexpected experience at the Titty Bar. The City Attorney (Chairman Barnes) is here to shut down this "den of licentiousness." Django (Zachary Bernstein) and Jane (Rebecca Larsen). The people of the Titty Bar sing their defiance to the City Attorney.