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10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
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10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
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10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
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02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
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02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
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09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
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04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
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09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
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02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.
05/06/17: Fire Chief Charlie - Local band Fire Chief Charlie perform "Boris" and "We On the Radio."

written by Eamon Glennon
directed by Eamon Glennon & Justin Welborn

Mystery. Debauchery. Detectivity.

6 Episodes
Original Run: 4 Eps, 10/5/13 - 11/16/13
Playoffs Run: 2 Eps, 5/17/14 & 6/28/14

EPISODE ONE (10/5/13)

SUMMARY:  In a modern-day metropolis, Holmes is irritated by his new roommate, the overenthusiastic Watts.  Despite Holmes' utter lack of detective skills, Watts, as well as Holmes' building manager, LeStrade - who is convinced that he's a cop - are convinced that Holmes is a genius.  The truth is that Watts and LeStrade are simply too dumb to notice the blindingly obvious.  Together, the trio solve a not-very-mysterious mystery involving a dead Mormon and a blow-up doll.

Video by Annette Fasone ~ Photos by Aaron Francis

EPISODE TWO (10/12/13)

SUMMARY:  Holmes doesn't quite seem himself as the trio investigate their latest case involving a politician's stolen campaign money and the murder of his wife.  It turns out that Holmes is really Irene Adler in disguise... and she's the perpetrator.  She kidnapped Holmes to keep him from stopping her.  As she escapes, Watts and LeStrade are left to wonder... where's Holmes?

Video by Annette Fasone ~ Photos by Joshua Benton

EPISODE THREE (10/19/13)

SUMMARY:  The fur-coated Smalls and his ape-ish companion Tonga are pushing Holmes in a shopping cart back to Baker Street. On the way, they kill a jogger. Meanwhile, in Holmes' absence, Mrs. Hudson has moved into the closet of his and Watts' apartment. When Holmes returns, he explains that that when Irene kidnapped him, she left him at Burning Man. Beautiful neighbor Mary arrives to ask the men for help. Her brother Thaddeus had just discovered where their dead father hid a lot of money, but the money was then stolen, and Thaddeus was murdered by Smalls and Tonga. Watts and Holmes, both falling in love with Mary, enlist LeStrade's help in finding the money. Lestrade, using his animal instincts, helps locate Tonga and Smalls. It transpires thatTonga's darts only kill vegetarians, which is good for Holmes and Watts. However, Smalls is killed protecting Mary before he can confess where the money is, and Tonga gets away with Mary's ring.

Video by Annette Fasone ~ Photos by Zachary Bernstein

EPISODE FOUR (11/16/13)

SUMMARY:  Holmes and Watts have a new job, working at a weed dispensary... but there's a new strain on the streets, a "super-kush" that people will kill for.  But never mind that... Wilson, an overweight male model wants to hire Holmes to find out why he lost his modeling job.  Holmes decides to just make something up, but when he goes to Wilson's place to collect his money, he learns that Wilson lives right next door to the weed shop... and a gang of toughs is using their access to Wilson's place to drill a hole into the dispensary so they can steal the super-weed.  Holmes, Watts and LeStrade barely manage to fend them off, but they get a warning call from the gang's boss.  His name... ?  Moriarty.  This fails to make any impression on Holmes and Watts, who decide to go get tacos.

Holmes and Watts, while working at a weed dispensary, are hired by male model Wilson (Curt Bonnem). The guys make short work of Conrad (Matt Merchant), a crazed addict who was looking for that new "super-kush." Holmes and Watts meet the criminal gang of Flim-Flam (Marian Gonzalez), T-Bag (Emily Donn) and Spaulding (Guy Picot). Getting ready to defend the dispensary against the gang's imminent break-in.

Photos by Aaron Francis


SUMMARY: LeStrade bursts into Holmes and Watson's apartment at 221B Baker Street to announce that there's been a murder.  However, the victim is a squirrel and Holmes quickly solves the non-mystery by deducing that it was shot by the kids in the park - the "Baker Suites Irregulars" - with BB guns.  However, the Irregulars surround our heroes, as they seem to be working for somebody who has it in for the World's Least Detective.  The entire escapade is narrated by an eccentric Arthur Conan Doyle, a strange Englishman who has been following Holmes and Watts around.

Photos by Aaron Francis


SUMMARY: Sisters Julia and Helen are hypnotized by a penis stuck through a glory hole in their apartment, and things only get odder from there.

Sisters Helen (Emily Donn) and Julia (Amber Marie Bollinger). Watts, LeStrade and Holmes confab. Things quickly get out of hand, as per usual. Is anybody surprised that LeStrade was the man on the other side of the glory hole?  Anybody?  No?  Okay.

Photos by Aaron Francis


Eamon Glennon

Holmes (Eps. 1 & 3-6)

Justin Welborn

Watts (Eps. 1-6)

Michael Dunn

LeStrade (Eps. 1-6)

Travis Goodman

Enoch (Ep. 1)
Karl Von Kramm (Ep. 2)
Smalls (Ep. 3)

Amber Marie Bollinger

Lucy (Ep. 1)
Irene Adler (Ep. 2)
Mary (Ep. 3)
Baker Suites Irregular (Ep. 5)
Julia (Ep. 6)

Richard Levinson

Strangerson (Ep. 1)

Marian Gonzalez, Emily Donn & Erika Rose

Drug Fantasy Performers (Ep. 1)
The Cats (Ep. 2)

Curt Bonnem

Irene Von Kramm (Ep. 2)
Thaddeus (Ep. 3)
Wilson (Ep. 4)
Arthur Conan Doyle (Eps. 5-6)

Katie Hall

Tonga (Ep. 3)

Emily Donn

Mrs. Hudson (Ep. 3)
T-Bag (Ep. 4)
Baker Suites Irregular (Ep. 5)
Helen (Ep. 6)

Marian Gonzalez

Jogger (Ep. 3)
Flim-Flam (Ep. 4)

Matt Merchant

Conrad (Ep. 4)

Guy Picot

Spaulding (Ep. 4)

Julia Griswold

Baker Suites Irregular (Ep. 5)