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10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
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10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
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04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.
05/06/17: Fire Chief Charlie - Local band Fire Chief Charlie perform "Boris" and "We On the Radio."

written by Chris Millar, Terry Tocantins,
Scot Shamblin & Alex Zola
directed by Guy Picot & Ben Rock

Jesus died for your sins.
Now he's back for revenge.

9 Episodes
Original Run: 5 Eps, 11/16/13 - 1/25/14
Playoffs Run: 4 Eps, 5/17/14, 6/28/14 - 7/19/14

EPISODE ONE (11/16/13)

SUMMARY:  Jesus' mooks Peter and James find the cave he was "buried" in (he faked his death) and set him free.  Jesus, after an unsentimental reunion with his apostle goombahs, including a formerly very doubtful Thomas, he learns that Judas was the one who betrayed him to the Romans... and so Jesus, ever the vengeful Godfather, orders a hit on his former friend.

James (Scot Shamblin) is upbraided by a newly-resurrected Jesus (Terry Tocantins). Jesus, in turn, is upbraided by Mother Mary (Jamie Fluet). Far from the last supper. L-R: Jesus (Terry Tocantins), Bart (Sean Sweeney), random disciple (Gabe Leonard), Doubting Thomas (Jay Bogdonowitsch) and another random disciple (Joshua Benton). Peter (Bruno Oliver) is incredulous at Jesus' order: put out a hit on Judas.

Photos by Aaron Francis

EPISODE TWO (11/23/13)

SUMMARY:  Jesus cures his disciples' headache with a Eucharist involving the Alka Seltzer and Coffee of Christ.  Barty, who is blackballed at the palace, is sent out to find Tommy, who was sent to talk to the Romans.  Soon, Tommy brings news that they have a meeting with Pilate tomorrow at 3, that Barty has been arrested by the Romans... and that he's learned where Judas is hiding out.  Jesus sends Mark to kill Judas, and orders that he make it look like a suicide... and sends James to watch Mark, who is just out of rehab.  However, when they arrive at Judas' place, Mark begins doing coke to "get tight" and then decides to screw what the boss wants... he's going to offer Judas a choice: hanging, or a bullet to the head.  Judas rambles on philosophically in order to stave off the inevitable, but eventually a coked-up Mark kills Judas with a knife and bites off his ear.  James unwisely calls in to report on what's happening... and the Roman cops have tapped the call.

Video by Annette Fasone ~ Photos by Marian Gonzalez


SUMMARY: Jesus and his crew arrive at the Roman palace for their appointment with Pontius Pilate, and they also bail Bartholomew out of jail.  They meet up with John the Baptist, who feigns friendship at first, but when he gives Jesus lip, Mark kills him.  After much paperwork, Jesus and his gang of disciples are admitted to Pilate's office; as they enter, Jesus calls out threateningly,  "Ey!  I bet you never thought you'd see ME again!"

Video by Ari Radousky ~ Photos by Aaron Francis

EPISODE FOUR (12/14/13)

SUMMARY: As Jesus meets with Pilate, Luke - "The Wolf" - is called in to help dispose of John the Baptist, who Jesus' crew is having a hard time killing.

Video by Annette Fasone ~ Photos by Aaron Francis

EPISODE FIVE (1/25/14)

SUMMARY: Jesus and his mooks meet with Herod and Salome.  Mark parties Herod to death by giving him a gigantic pile of blow.  Meanwhile, Salome, who has fallen for Thomas, requests the head of John the Baptist on a platter, and gets it.  Jesus plans a meeting with Saul of Tarsus... but the devious Saul is planning on letting Jesus do all the dirty work of killing all their mutual enemies, and then making a killing of his own.

Jesus gets ready for a meeting with Herod. Jesus asks Mark to kill Herod by partying him out - i.e. plying him with mountains of cocaine. A coked-up Herod (Guy Picot) murders a party girl (Angela Sauer) at his palace. Jesus confronts Timothy (Abraham Benrubi).

Photos by Travis Snyder-Eaton


SUMMARY: Jesus meets with Moe Greene, who is infuriated that Jesus wants to buy him out.  When he refuses, Mark shoots him in the eye.  However, Greene survives, and Tiny Tim - who is working for somebody unknown - thinks Greene will serve as a good ally against Christ.

Photos by Aaron Francis


SUMMARY: Jesus and his crew stage an intervention for Mark, who ultimately accepts rehab with his usual laconic air.  Afterwards, Mary Magdalene pays Jesus a visit.  Meanwhile, Tiny Tim turns out to be working for Saul of Tarses, and their plan to betray Jesus continues apace.

An intervention is staged for Mark. Mary Magdalene (Natalie Rose) has a word with Jesus. Saul of Tarses (Donal Thoms-Cappello) confabs with the quisling Tiny Tim. Luke confabs with Peter and James.

Photos by Aaron Francis


SUMMARY: Jesus just needs to carry out three more hits to avenge his death and take over the Empire... but his plot to kill Barabbas by planting a bomb in his chariot goes awry: Barabbas survives, Moe Greene's leg is maimed - further inflamin his enmity for Jesus and his crew - and the Centurion who is killed in the blast becomes a martyr for the Romans, turning public opinion against Jesus.  For his part, Jesus has had plastic surgery to change his face as part of his plan, and now must deal not only with the botched hit, but with Mary Magdalene's announcement that she's pregnant.  Meanwhile, the Roman Emperor and Pontius Pilate agree that the only threat remaining comes from Mark - who is in rehab and therefore harmless.  However, Mark receives a vision of God - a sultry woman who tells him that his boss needs him, and that he must "get tight," leave the hospital where he's convalescing, and come to protect his boss.

Photos by Aaron Francis


SUMMARY: Moe Greene takes out Barty, but is subsequently wiped out by Mark, who goes on a killing spree in Jesus' name.

Jesus and Barty. Pilate and a warning. Moe Greene ices Barty. Mother Mary's being judgemental again.

Photos by Joseling Jolieth


Terry Tocantins

Jesus H. Christ (Eps. 1-7)

Pat Towne

Jesus H. Christ (Eps. 8-9)

Bruno Oliver

Peter (Eps. 1-9)

Scot Shamblin

James (Eps. 1-9)

Jamie Fluet

Mother Mary (Eps. 1-9)

Jay Bogdanowitsch

Tommy (Eps. 1-9)

Sean Sweeney

Barty (Eps. 1-9)

Joshua Benton

Andrew (Eps. 1-8)

Richard Levinson
Zachary Bernstein
Will McMichael

Sundry Disciples (Ep. 1)

Colin Willkie
Gabe Leonard

Sundry Disciples (Eps. 1-2)

Gregory Sims

Mark (Eps. 2-7 & 9)

Corey Klemow

Judas (Ep. 2)

Rick Steadman

Simon the Zealot (Eps. 2-5 & 7-9)

Laura Napoli

Mary Behind the Desk (Ep. 3)

Anthony Backman

John the Baptist (Eps. 3 & 5)

Zachary Bernstein

John the Baptist (Ep. 4)
Barabbas (Ep. 8)

Trey Perkins & Kelly Frazier

Bar Couple (Ep. 3)

Marz Richards

Luke the Wolf (Eps. 4-5 & 7-9)

Lauren Van Kurin

Pontius Pilate (Eps. 4 & 8-9)

Jon Palmer

Ciaphas (Ep. 4)

Shaela Cook

Lilith (Ep. 4)

Guy Picot

King Herod (Ep. 5)

Abraham Benrubi

Tiny Tim (Eps. 5-9)

Erin Matthews

Salome (Ep. 5)

Donal Thoms-Cappello

Saully Two-Times (Eps. 5 & 7-9)

Angela Sauer

Party Girl (Ep. 5)

Esteban Andres Cruz

Abdalla (Ep. 5)
Orderly (Ep. 8)

Monica Greene

Moe Greene (Eps. 6 & 8-9)

Natalie Rose

Mary Magdalene (Eps. 6-9)

David LM McIntyre

The Emperor (Eps. 8-9)

Matt Merchant

Centurion (Ep. 8)
The Roman Cop (Ep. 9)

Jaime Andrews

The Old Man (Eps. 8-9)

Bryan Krasner

Frankie (Ep. 9)

KJ Middlebrooks

Louie (Ep. 9)