I'VE GOT THE SHATS
written by Joshua Benton
directed by Mike Mahaffey (ep. 1)
directed by Joshua Benton (ep. 2)
...and a dream.
9/28/13 - 10/5/13
EPISODE ONE (9/28/13)
SUMMARY: Aspiring - and failing - actor Tom Davis
answers an EMail ad from an outfit claiming they can make him
into the greatest actor in the world. After a rigorous
training program overseen by Dr. Marcus and the squirrelly head
honcho Herr Dryer, he is placed into Dr. McCoy's transmogrifier,
which replaces his recessive DNA with better DNA... and he
emerges transformed... into William Shatner. When the
newly confident and he-man Tom 2.0 makes a pass at Dr. Marcus'
wife, Nurse Chapel, he and Marcus fight. Tom runs off...
and Marcus finds himself transformed into Shatner as well, much
to Chapel's delight. As they leave, Dr. McCoy gloats that
he will soon have his revenge on William Shatner himself!
Photos by Marian
"Rise of the Shats" (10/5/13)
SUMMARY: Dr. McCoy remembers his youth, when
William Shatner mocked him at a Star Trek convention, and he
vowed revenge - creating an army of Shatners to ruin his career.
However, a version of McCoy from the future comes back to warn
him to stop this terrible course of action. Meanwhile,
also from the future, The Herminator - a robotic Pee Wee Herman
- has been sent back into time assassinate Keanu, who is "the
one" - the only one who can stop the Rise of the Shats.