SUMMARY: As Bryan, a Victorian gentleman, is
heading home after an evening at the pub, he is accosted by two
women who turn out to be vampires. He wakes up at sea on
their pirate ship, and learns he and his excellent-smelling
blood are to be used as bait. The crew of vampire women
are out for revenge on the famous vampires that turned them.
Their first target: Nosferatu!
SUMMARY: In the first act of vengeance, the
Vampirates' scheme goes exactly as planned. Count Orlok -
aka Nosferatu - is unable to resist Bryan's blood. He is
saved at the last moment by the vampires, led by the Painted
Lady, who was once known as Ellen before being turned by Orlok.
Orlok seems to recognize the Captain, and recoils in horror, but
before he can say anything more, the Captain urges Ellen to sink
the stake into Nosferatu's heart. Meanwhile, on the way to
Orlok's castle, Bryan met Little Red Riding Hood... who, after
Orlok's death, is turned into a vampire by the ladies and taken
along as a new shipmate. But there's no time to waste...
it's time to head to the 1970s, and destroy Blacula!
SUMMARY: The other vampires are finding it harder
and harder to resist Bryan's blood, but there's no time to waste
- they've arrived in the 1970s and they've got to get their funk
on to hunt Blacula. However, Blacula does not prove as
easy a target as Count Orlok... and, like Orlok, he knows that
Captain Cruella is hiding a secret. He tells the other
vampire ladies not to trust her, offering them safety if they'll
take his side instead.
Photos by Aaron
EPISODE FOUR (5/17/14)
- PLAYOFFS WEEK 1!
SUMMARY: Van Helsing attempts to take down Blacula.
He is quickly overpowered, but not before he reveals that
Captain Cruella's ship is actually his own... and that he used
to be married to Cruella.