HELLCAT AND THE
directed by Frank Stasio
to the adventures of Norris Hellcat, famed and
rugged archaeologist, who battles the diabolical L. Ron Hubbard
and his twisted Scientology ray as the very fate of the world
lies in the balance! Or is it "lays?" Who knows?
grammar is irrelevant when excitement is writing the story!
Norris Hellcat (Jacob Sidney), famed
archeology professor and tobacco smoker!
Bergeron P. Stalworthy (Matthew Garland),
from the U.S. Dep't of Adventure!
Tracey Bingwhistle (Stacey Jackson), headstrong
Ace Reporter for a major metropolitan newspaper!
We follow their travels via a device not at all
reminiscent of any movie you may have seen!
The evil L. Ron Hubbard captures our intrepid heroes with the
of Norris' brainwashed students! (L-R: Philip Newby, Jacob
Mary Guilliams, Bryan Krasner, Stacey Jackson & Jordan
Mary shows off the Scientology Ray!
(Requires 4 "D" batteries - not included!)
Even Jesus (Joe Jordan) has fallen under the ray's spell!
Can anything save our heroes from any further peril?
Yes! An insufficient number of votes from the audience!