Welcome to Sacred Fools Theater Company, est. 1997
CLOSE SEASON ONE, July 2005 - July 2006       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON TWO, Oct. 2006 - July 2007       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON THREE, Sept. 2007 - July 2008       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON FOUR, Sept. 2008 - July 2009       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON FIVE, Sept. 2009 - June 2010       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON SIX, Sept. 2010 - June 2011       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON SEVEN, Sept. 2011 - June 2012       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON EIGHT, Sept. 2012 - July 2013       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON NINE, Sept. 2013 - Aug. 2014       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON TEN, Sept. 2014 - May 2015       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON ELEVEN, Sept. 2015 - May 2016       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON TWELVE, Oct. 2016 - May 2017       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Continuing Serials
CLOSE THE NIGHTCAP and Other Miscellany      
10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.

ACADEMY
OF SERIAL KILLERS
ARTS & SCIENCES
TENTH ANNUAL
THURSTY AWARDS

SATURDAY, JUNE 27 at 11pm

Celebrate ten seasons of Serial Killers
with our annual fake awards show!
Awards, surprise appearances and more!


WITH YOUR HOST:

Thurston Eberhard Hillsboro-Smythe ("Thursty")

AWARD PRESENTERS:
Thursty, Victor Isaac, JJ Mayes, Shaela Cook & Jenelle Riley

KEYBOARDS:
Richard Levinson
 

ORDER OF EVENTS:


(Award winners in Gold)
 

Best Animal Portrayal:

Dana DeRuyck as "Snowy" in TinTin & the Adventure of the Global Adventure

Brent Davis as "Hank the Bear" in Woody and the Bear

Jacob Sidney as "Rudolf" in Christmastown 00000

Brendan Patterson as "The Pumatar" in Tangerine Sunset

Matt Valle as "Fireball" in Christmastown 00000

 

Best Celebrity/Religious Figure:

K.J. Middlebrooks as "Neil deGrasse Tyson" in Sic Semper Booth

Corey Klemow as "Woody Allen" in Fix it in Post (Apocalypse)

Lauren Van Kurin as "Artemis" in The Olympians

Yonie Wela as "Jesus" in Chick Tract

Scott Leggett as "Dionysus" in The Olympians

Julia Griswold as "The Druid" in Woody and the Bear

Scott Leggett as "The Pope" in Chick Tract

David Mayes as "A Celebrity" in The David Mayes Show

 

THE MOSTIES Most Tech:

Suze Campagna,  Erik Engman, Brandon Gauthier,

Heatherlynn Gonzalez, Rebecca Schoenberg

 

SONG: "Eat Me, I'm Jesus" from Chick Tract

Performed by Chairman Barnes,

Michael Lanahan & Marz Richards

 

Best Dance:

Esteban Andres Cruz & Bryan Bellomo in The David Mayes Show

Cj Merriman & Joe Fria in The Aviators

The Ensemble from "There's Money Coming" in The Unlucky Stiff

The Ensemble from "99 Red Balloons" in Albert Einstein: One Hit Wonder

 

Best Villain:

Glenda Suggs as "Belle Guness" in Crimes Against Women

Eric Giancoli as "Lancaster" in All the Best Killers are Librarians

Tim Portnoy as "Rasputin" in Sic Semper Booth

Marz Richards as "The Joker" in Ha-Hacienda

Scott Leggett as "Casper" in Tangerine Sunset

Pat Towne as "Gideon Gideon" in Dr. Pepper & Mr. Pibb

Curt Bonnem as "Cahuenga" in Crack in The Badge

 

THE MOSTIES Most Newcomer:

Joe Gressis, Jeff McLane, Andrew Perez,

Timothy Portnoy, Jackson Truax, Haley Webb

 

Monologue: "What Do I Want,"

from Love Sex Money Prom

performed by Ari Radousky

 

Best Historical/Political Figure:

Stephen Simon as "Abraham Lincoln" in Sic Semper Booth

Amir Talai as "Jesus" in Chick Tract

Chairman Barnes as "Teddy Roosevelt" in Sic Semper Booth

Jeff McLane as "John Wilkes Booth" in Sic Semper Booth

Joe Fria as "Albert Einstein" in Albert Einstein: One Hit Wonder

K.J. Middlebrooks as "Barack Obama" in The Boring Astronaut

Victor Isaac as "FDR" in The Unlucky Stiff

 

THE MOSTIES Most Actor:

Corey Klemow, Will McMichael, Bruno Oliver,

Ari Radousky, Colin Willkie

 

Best Costumes:

Cyber Lincoln from Sic Semper Booth

The cast of Ha-Hacienda

The cast of Albert Einstein: One Hit Wonder

The cast of Straw, Sticks, Bricks

The cast of Dr. Pepper & Mr. Pibb

The Neil Young concertgoers in Love Sex Money Prom

 

Monologue: "A List of Ailments,"

from The Boring Astronaut

performed by Michael Lanahan

 

Best Sound Design:

Fix it in Post (Apocalypse)

Ha-Hacienda

Sic Semper Booth

The Boring Astronaut
 

THE MOSTIES Most Actress:

Dana DeRuyck, Julia Griswold, Cj Merriman,

Vanessa Stewart, Lauren Van Kurin

 

SONG: "Pepper & Pibb" from Dr. Pepper & Mr. Pibb

performed by Guy Picot, Erin Parks, and Richard Levinson

 

Best Character Name:

"Lamprey" from Lamprey

"Princess Pussy Face" from Me and Her

"Rollerskate Gary" from Chick Tract

"Warlord Woody Allen" from Fix it in Post (Apocalypse)

"The Whitest Golfer of them All" from Love Sex Money Prom

"Dawniel" from Tangerine Sunset

 

THE MOSTIES Most Writer:

Jaime Robledo, French Stewart, Vanessa Stewart,

Jackson Truax & Dana DeRuyck

 

Best Song:

 

"Fuck You, You're Going to Hell"

music & lyrics by Richard Levinson,

from Chick Tract

 

"Crazy Wolf"

music & lyrics by Richard Levinson,

from Chick Tract

 

"There's Money Coming"

by Bill Robens & Richard Levinson,

from The Unlucky Stiff

 

"Eat Me, I'm Jesus"

music & lyrics by Richard Levinson,

from Chick Tract

 

"Dr. Pepper & Mr. Pibb"

lyrics by Guy Picot, music by Richard Levinson,

from Dr. Pepper & Mr. Pibb

 

"Gideon's Lament"

lyrics by Guy Picot, music by Richard Levinson,

from Dr. Pepper &  Mr. Pibb
 

Best Monologue:

Michael Lanahan - "Aliments Speech" from The Boring Astronaut

Ari Radousky - 15 episodes of Love Sex Money Prom

Gregory Sims - "Balls Speech" from Man of the Year

 

Best Kiss:

Scott Leggett & Heather Schmidt assisted by

Bryan Krasner in Tangerine Sunset

Carrie Keranen & Pete Caslavka in Lamprey

Joe Fria & Leigh Wulff in Albert Einstein: One Hit Wonder

Dana DeRuyck & Ari Radousky in Love Sex Money Prom

Michael Lanahan & Eric Curtis Johnson in The Boring Astronaut

 

THE MOSTIES Most Director:

Julia Griswold, JJ Mayes, Danielle Ozymandias, Paul Plunkett,

Jaime Robledo, Travis Snyder-Eaton, French Stewart

 

The Mickey Rooney Award

for Most Offensive Stereotype:

Curt Bonnem as "Cahuenga" from Crack in The Badge

French Stewart as "Rollerskate Gary" from Chick Tract

Jamie Robledo as "Henry" from Chick Tract

Scot Shamblin as "Gian" from Lamprey

The "Crazy Wolf" Singers from Chick Tract

Donal Thoms-Cappello as "Avi" from Fix it in Post (Apocalypse)

Leon Russom as "Major JD 'Bobcat' Ketchum" from The Boring Astronaut

 

The Playoff MVP Award

Peter Fluet
 

Playoffs Winner Acceptance Speech

Peter Fluet reading a speech from the absent Bob DeRosa
 

THE MOSTIES Most Overall:

Dana DeRuyck, Julia Griswold, Will McMichael,

French Stewart, Vanessa Stewart, Lauren Van Kurin
 

Producers' Award:

Marz Richards