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ACADEMY
OF SERIAL KILLERS
ARTS & SCIENCES
TENTH ANNUAL
THURSTY AWARDS

SATURDAY, JUNE 27 at 11pm

Celebrate ten seasons of Serial Killers
with our annual fake awards show!
Awards, surprise appearances and more!


WITH YOUR HOST:

Thurston Eberhard Hillsboro-Smythe ("Thursty")

AWARD PRESENTERS:
Thursty, Victor Isaac, JJ Mayes, Shaela Cook & Jenelle Riley

KEYBOARDS:
Richard Levinson
 

ORDER OF EVENTS:


(Award winners in Gold)
 

Best Animal Portrayal:

Dana DeRuyck as "Snowy" in TinTin & the Adventure of the Global Adventure

Brent Davis as "Hank the Bear" in Woody and the Bear

Jacob Sidney as "Rudolf" in Christmastown 00000

Brendan Patterson as "The Pumatar" in Tangerine Sunset

Matt Valle as "Fireball" in Christmastown 00000

 

Best Celebrity/Religious Figure:

K.J. Middlebrooks as "Neil deGrasse Tyson" in Sic Semper Booth

Corey Klemow as "Woody Allen" in Fix it in Post (Apocalypse)

Lauren Van Kurin as "Artemis" in The Olympians

Yonie Wela as "Jesus" in Chick Tract

Scott Leggett as "Dionysus" in The Olympians

Julia Griswold as "The Druid" in Woody and the Bear

Scott Leggett as "The Pope" in Chick Tract

David Mayes as "A Celebrity" in The David Mayes Show

 

THE MOSTIES Most Tech:

Suze Campagna,  Erik Engman, Brandon Gauthier,

Heatherlynn Gonzalez, Rebecca Schoenberg

 

SONG: "Eat Me, I'm Jesus" from Chick Tract

Performed by Chairman Barnes,

Michael Lanahan & Marz Richards

 

Best Dance:

Esteban Andres Cruz & Bryan Bellomo in The David Mayes Show

Cj Merriman & Joe Fria in The Aviators

The Ensemble from "There's Money Coming" in The Unlucky Stiff

The Ensemble from "99 Red Balloons" in Albert Einstein: One Hit Wonder

 

Best Villain:

Glenda Suggs as "Belle Guness" in Crimes Against Women

Eric Giancoli as "Lancaster" in All the Best Killers are Librarians

Tim Portnoy as "Rasputin" in Sic Semper Booth

Marz Richards as "The Joker" in Ha-Hacienda

Scott Leggett as "Casper" in Tangerine Sunset

Pat Towne as "Gideon Gideon" in Dr. Pepper & Mr. Pibb

Curt Bonnem as "Cahuenga" in Crack in The Badge

 

THE MOSTIES Most Newcomer:

Joe Gressis, Jeff McLane, Andrew Perez,

Timothy Portnoy, Jackson Truax, Haley Webb

 

Monologue: "What Do I Want,"

from Love Sex Money Prom

performed by Ari Radousky

 

Best Historical/Political Figure:

Stephen Simon as "Abraham Lincoln" in Sic Semper Booth

Amir Talai as "Jesus" in Chick Tract

Chairman Barnes as "Teddy Roosevelt" in Sic Semper Booth

Jeff McLane as "John Wilkes Booth" in Sic Semper Booth

Joe Fria as "Albert Einstein" in Albert Einstein: One Hit Wonder

K.J. Middlebrooks as "Barack Obama" in The Boring Astronaut

Victor Isaac as "FDR" in The Unlucky Stiff

 

THE MOSTIES Most Actor:

Corey Klemow, Will McMichael, Bruno Oliver,

Ari Radousky, Colin Willkie

 

Best Costumes:

Cyber Lincoln from Sic Semper Booth

The cast of Ha-Hacienda

The cast of Albert Einstein: One Hit Wonder

The cast of Straw, Sticks, Bricks

The cast of Dr. Pepper & Mr. Pibb

The Neil Young concertgoers in Love Sex Money Prom

 

Monologue: "A List of Ailments,"

from The Boring Astronaut

performed by Michael Lanahan

 

Best Sound Design:

Fix it in Post (Apocalypse)

Ha-Hacienda

Sic Semper Booth

The Boring Astronaut
 

THE MOSTIES Most Actress:

Dana DeRuyck, Julia Griswold, Cj Merriman,

Vanessa Stewart, Lauren Van Kurin

 

SONG: "Pepper & Pibb" from Dr. Pepper & Mr. Pibb

performed by Guy Picot, Erin Parks, and Richard Levinson

 

Best Character Name:

"Lamprey" from Lamprey

"Princess Pussy Face" from Me and Her

"Rollerskate Gary" from Chick Tract

"Warlord Woody Allen" from Fix it in Post (Apocalypse)

"The Whitest Golfer of them All" from Love Sex Money Prom

"Dawniel" from Tangerine Sunset

 

THE MOSTIES Most Writer:

Jaime Robledo, French Stewart, Vanessa Stewart,

Jackson Truax & Dana DeRuyck

 

Best Song:

 

"Fuck You, You're Going to Hell"

music & lyrics by Richard Levinson,

from Chick Tract

 

"Crazy Wolf"

music & lyrics by Richard Levinson,

from Chick Tract

 

"There's Money Coming"

by Bill Robens & Richard Levinson,

from The Unlucky Stiff

 

"Eat Me, I'm Jesus"

music & lyrics by Richard Levinson,

from Chick Tract

 

"Dr. Pepper & Mr. Pibb"

lyrics by Guy Picot, music by Richard Levinson,

from Dr. Pepper & Mr. Pibb

 

"Gideon's Lament"

lyrics by Guy Picot, music by Richard Levinson,

from Dr. Pepper &  Mr. Pibb
 

Best Monologue:

Michael Lanahan - "Aliments Speech" from The Boring Astronaut

Ari Radousky - 15 episodes of Love Sex Money Prom

Gregory Sims - "Balls Speech" from Man of the Year

 

Best Kiss:

Scott Leggett & Heather Schmidt assisted by

Bryan Krasner in Tangerine Sunset

Carrie Keranen & Pete Caslavka in Lamprey

Joe Fria & Leigh Wulff in Albert Einstein: One Hit Wonder

Dana DeRuyck & Ari Radousky in Love Sex Money Prom

Michael Lanahan & Eric Curtis Johnson in The Boring Astronaut

 

THE MOSTIES Most Director:

Julia Griswold, JJ Mayes, Danielle Ozymandias, Paul Plunkett,

Jaime Robledo, Travis Snyder-Eaton, French Stewart

 

The Mickey Rooney Award

for Most Offensive Stereotype:

Curt Bonnem as "Cahuenga" from Crack in The Badge

French Stewart as "Rollerskate Gary" from Chick Tract

Jamie Robledo as "Henry" from Chick Tract

Scot Shamblin as "Gian" from Lamprey

The "Crazy Wolf" Singers from Chick Tract

Donal Thoms-Cappello as "Avi" from Fix it in Post (Apocalypse)

Leon Russom as "Major JD 'Bobcat' Ketchum" from The Boring Astronaut

 

The Playoff MVP Award

Peter Fluet
 

Playoffs Winner Acceptance Speech

Peter Fluet reading a speech from the absent Bob DeRosa
 

THE MOSTIES Most Overall:

Dana DeRuyck, Julia Griswold, Will McMichael,

French Stewart, Vanessa Stewart, Lauren Van Kurin
 

Producers' Award:

Marz Richards