Welcome to Sacred Fools Theater Company, est. 1997
CLOSE SEASON ONE, July 2005 - July 2006       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON TWO, Oct. 2006 - July 2007       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON THREE, Sept. 2007 - July 2008       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON FOUR, Sept. 2008 - July 2009       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON FIVE, Sept. 2009 - June 2010       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON SIX, Sept. 2010 - June 2011       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON SEVEN, Sept. 2011 - June 2012       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON EIGHT, Sept. 2012 - July 2013       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON NINE, Sept. 2013 - Aug. 2014       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON TEN, Sept. 2014 - May 2015       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON ELEVEN, Sept. 2015 - May 2016       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON TWELVE, Oct. 2016 - May 2017       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE THE NIGHTCAP and Other Miscellany      
10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.
05/06/17: Fire Chief Charlie - Local band Fire Chief Charlie perform "Boris" and "We On the Radio."

written & directed by Henry Dittman

14 Episodes
2/9/08 - 6/21/08

It's a wild world out there.  Why not take a few minutes
to enjoy yourself on Buzzy Grovenor's Ding Dong?

Featuring the return of "Buzzy Grovenor" from GLAMMER!
Plus a guest shot by "Cortez" from TEMP COP!


Henry Dittman

Buzzy Grovenor (Eps. 1-14)

Sirena Irwin

Taffy Tenton (Eps. 1, 4 & 12-13)

Carrie Wiita

Betsy (Ep. 1)

Ahmed Best

Delmore Lefton (Eps. 1-6, 8-12 & 14)
Voice of Delmore (Ep. 13)

Stacy Chbosky

Babs Dupree (Eps. 1-3, 5-8, 10-11 & 14)

Carolina Lancaster
Shelby Rabara

Buzzy's Girls (Ep. 1)

Rebecca Larsen

Beatrice Benson (Ep. 2)

Jaime Robledo

Cortez (Ep. 2)

Mary Guilliams

Sammy Pampson (Ep. 3)

Bryan Krasner

Markle Paulson (Ep. 3)

Mitch Silpa

Lindy Claymore (Ep. 4)

Rachel Germaine

Luanda Pepper (Eps. 5-14)

Gerald McClanahan

Reginald "Reggie X" Lefton (Ep. 5)

Richard Levinson

Little Dickie Tackleberry (Eps. 6 & 14)

Philip Newby

Carl Heston (Ep. 7)

Anthony Backman

Tony Chabone (Eps. 8-9)

Michael Lanahan

Salvadore O'Malley (Ep. 9)

Chris Wylde

Dink Willoughby (Eps. 10-11)

Matt James Garland

Hank Tamblin (Eps. 10 & 13)

Jaime Andrews

Penelope F. Livingston (Eps. 11-12)
Choreography by Raquel Horsford (Ep. 6)
Sound Engineer - Ahmed Best (Ep. 13)

by C.M. Gonzalez

EPISODE ONE (2/9/08)

The legendary Buzzy Grovenor (Henry Dittman)

Buzzy's lady du jour, Taffy Tenton (Sirena Irwin)

Buzzy 'n' Taffy introduce the show.

Buzzy's Girls (Carolina Lancaster & Shelby Rabara)

Betsy (Carrie Wiita, far right) and her botched boob job.

Buzzy's old friend, Delmore Lefton (Ahmed Best)

Buzzy's ain't too pleased when Delmore
makes a play for Taffy.

But they make up soon enough.

Buzzy's nemesis, the aging Babs Dupree (Stacy Chbosky)

We're all friends here on Buzzy Grovenor's Ding Dong.

EPISODE TWO (2/16/08)

Dignified 'n' dapper.

Buzzy's lady du jour, Beatrice Benson (Rebecca Larsen)

Buzzy 'n' Beatrice introduce this week's episode.

Babs is back... with new boyfriend Cortez (Jaime Robledo).
You may remember Cortez from Temp Cop.

The passion of Babs 'n' Cortez

And... she's out.

Delmore's latest song.


Buzzy's lady du jour, Sammy Pampson (Mary Guilliams).

Buzzy's Presidential tail tales.

Uptight FCC rep Markle Paulson (Bryan Krasner) wants Buzzy's show fined and
shut down.  And he reveals that Buzzy's real name is Buznard Eugene Brillson.

After being hypnotized by Delmore,
Markle becomes a sex machine.


Buzzy's oldest friend, Lindy Claymore (Mitch Silpa).


Buzzy, who didn't know Lindy was "a gee,"
learns a lesson in tolerance and friendship.

EPISODE FIVE (3/29/08)

Buzzy's lady du jour, Luanda Pepper (Rachel Germaine).

Buzzy convinces Delmore's activist brother,
Reggie X (Gerald McClanahan), that hes not racist - just sexist!

Babs wants to know if Reggie likes white meat.

Delmore and Buzzy hanging out after hours.

EPISODE SIX (4/5/08)

Former child star Little Dickie Tackleberry (Richard Levinson).

Buzzy and Delmore sing "Me and My Shadow."

Shadowed by friendship.


Remembering Chucksteak.

Chuck's son, Carl Heston (Philip Newby), deals with his grief.

Buzzy's outraged to find that Carl's
an anti-gun vegetarian homosexual.

Babs convinces Buzzy to let Carl have his say.
Didn't he learn anything about tolerance last week?

And then Buzzy shoots Carl.


Luanda is withholding "num-nums" from
Buzzy because he put Carl in the hospital.

However, she's willing to offer comfort to Delmore,
whose leg was injured by overzealous police when he
happened by the investigation of Carl's shooting.

Hardcore porn star Tony Chabone (Anthony Backman), who
wants to be in more respectable films - like softcore pornos.

Babs is gee-ross, as usual.

Uh oh - Tony is Buzzy's long-lost illegitimate son!
Might unprotected sex actually have... consequences?

EPISODE NINE (4/26/08)

Luanda's not feeling well, but Buzzy still wants the nice-nice.

Tony's trying to be more like his dad.

Irish pop star and philanthropist,
Salvadore O'Malley (Michael Lanahan).

Sal inspires Buzzy to start a charity.

EPISODE TEN (5/3/08)

Buzzy outlines his idea for a philanthropic version of his
show to network exec Hank Tamblin (Matt James Garland).

Instead, Buzzy is fired, and the show becomes "Dink Willoughby's
Knockers," hosted by Dink Willoughby (Chris Wylde).


Buzzy's less than thrilled to be performing at the
South Oxnard Little Theatre Dinner & Dance Revue.

Wishing he could be back on his show.

Babs, who got him the job, reminds him to be grateful.

Dink arrives, begging Buzzy to come back -
the ratings have tanked since he's been gone.

Shushing Babs.

Back on m'show.

Happy to be back.


Mailbag time!  It's "Fe-Mail Call" with Taffy Tenton!

Delmore's kung-fu fightin'.

Luanda and Taffy fight, but Delmore
hypnotizes them into getting along.

Ms. Penelope F. Livingston (Jaime Andrews) from N.O.W.
arrives to educate Buzzy about women's rights.

Meet Penelope.


Taffy ponders a weighty problem.

Taffy's thoughts.

Luanda's thoughts:  "I want waffles."

Penelope's thoughts: "I wonder if Luanda likes me likes me."

Hank's thoughts are interrupted by Buzzy, wondering if we
can get back to the story he's telling about Natalie Wood.

Photos for this episode by Aaron Francis

Luanda's sad.  Her mother is in the audience and
she wants to prove that she's a real actress.

Buzzy lets her do a sketch she wrote,
but she can't remember her lines.

Maybe she should have wrote her lines on
cue cards, like she prepared for Buzzy.

Trying their best to salvage Luanda's sketch.

They are finally rescued by Delmore, who
initiates a song about how great life is.

One last song and dance.  They've got a world that swings!

Afterwards, Buzzy says it's been a fun fourteen
episodes but he's done - don't vote for him!
And so "Buzzy Grovenor's Ding Dong" becomes
the first storyline to voluntarily retire.

See Buzzy one last time at the Third Annual Thursty Awards on June 12, 2008 @ 9pm!