BUZZY GROVENOR'S DING DONG
directed by Henry Dittman
2/9/08 - 6/21/08
It's a wild world out there. Why not take a few
to enjoy yourself on Buzzy Grovenor's Ding Dong?
Featuring the return of "Buzzy Grovenor" from
Plus a guest shot by "Cortez" from
by C.M. Gonzalez
The legendary Buzzy Grovenor (Henry Dittman)
Buzzy's lady du jour, Taffy Tenton (Sirena
Buzzy 'n' Taffy introduce the show.
Buzzy's Girls (Carolina Lancaster & Shelby
Betsy (Carrie Wiita, far right) and her botched
Buzzy's old friend, Delmore Lefton (Ahmed Best)
Buzzy's ain't too pleased when Delmore
makes a play for Taffy.
But they make up soon enough.
Buzzy's nemesis, the aging Babs Dupree (Stacy
We're all friends here on Buzzy Grovenor's Ding
Dignified 'n' dapper.
Buzzy's lady du jour, Beatrice Benson (Rebecca
Buzzy 'n' Beatrice introduce this week's
Babs is back... with new boyfriend Cortez (Jaime
You may remember Cortez from
The passion of Babs 'n' Cortez
And... she's out.
Delmore's latest song.
Buzzy's lady du jour, Sammy Pampson (Mary
Buzzy's Presidential tail
Uptight FCC rep Markle Paulson (Bryan Krasner)
wants Buzzy's show fined and
shut down. And he reveals that Buzzy's
real name is Buznard Eugene Brillson.
After being hypnotized by Delmore,
Markle becomes a sex machine.
Buzzy's oldest friend, Lindy Claymore (Mitch
Buzzy, who didn't know Lindy was "a gee,"
learns a lesson in tolerance and friendship.
Buzzy's lady du jour, Luanda Pepper (Rachel
Buzzy convinces Delmore's activist brother,
Reggie X (Gerald McClanahan), that hes not
racist - just sexist!
Babs wants to know if Reggie likes white meat.
Delmore and Buzzy hanging out after hours.
Former child star Little Dickie Tackleberry
Buzzy and Delmore sing "Me and My Shadow."
Shadowed by friendship.
Chuck's son, Carl Heston (Philip Newby), deals
with his grief.
Buzzy's outraged to find that Carl's
an anti-gun vegetarian homosexual.
Babs convinces Buzzy to let Carl have his say.
Didn't he learn anything about tolerance last
And then Buzzy shoots Carl.
Luanda is withholding "num-nums" from
Buzzy because he put Carl in the hospital.
However, she's willing to offer comfort to
whose leg was injured by overzealous police when
happened by the investigation of Carl's
Hardcore porn star Tony Chabone (Anthony Backman),
wants to be in more respectable films - like
Babs is gee-ross, as usual.
Uh oh - Tony is Buzzy's long-lost illegitimate
Might unprotected sex actually have...
Luanda's not feeling well, but Buzzy still wants
Tony's trying to be more like his dad.
Irish pop star and philanthropist,
Salvadore O'Malley (Michael Lanahan).
Sal inspires Buzzy to start a charity.
Buzzy outlines his idea for a philanthropic
version of his
show to network exec Hank Tamblin (Matt James
Instead, Buzzy is fired, and the show becomes
Knockers," hosted by Dink Willoughby (Chris
Buzzy's less than thrilled to be performing at
South Oxnard Little Theatre Dinner & Dance
Wishing he could be back on his show.
Babs, who got him the job, reminds him to be
Dink arrives, begging Buzzy to come back -
the ratings have tanked since he's been gone.
Back on m'show.
Happy to be back.
Mailbag time! It's "Fe-Mail Call" with
Delmore's kung-fu fightin'.
Luanda and Taffy fight, but Delmore
hypnotizes them into getting along.
Ms. Penelope F. Livingston (Jaime Andrews) from
arrives to educate Buzzy about women's rights.
Taffy ponders a weighty problem.
Luanda's thoughts: "I want waffles."
Penelope's thoughts: "I wonder if Luanda
likes me likes me."
Hank's thoughts are interrupted by Buzzy,
wondering if we
can get back to the story he's telling about
Photos for this episode by Aaron Francis
Luanda's sad. Her mother is in the
she wants to prove that she's a real actress.
Buzzy lets her do a sketch she wrote,
but she can't remember her lines.
Maybe she should have wrote her lines on
cue cards, like she prepared for Buzzy.
Trying their best to salvage Luanda's sketch.
They are finally rescued by Delmore, who
initiates a song about how great life is.
One last song and dance. They've got a
world that swings!
Afterwards, Buzzy says it's been a fun fourteen
episodes but he's done - don't vote for him!
And so "Buzzy Grovenor's Ding Dong" becomes
the first storyline to voluntarily retire.
See Buzzy one last time at the
Third Annual Thursty Awards
on June 12, 2008 @ 9pm!