Welcome to Sacred Fools Theater Company, est. 1997
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CLOSE SEASON FIVE, Sept. 2009 - June 2010       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON SIX, Sept. 2010 - June 2011       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON SEVEN, Sept. 2011 - June 2012       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON EIGHT, Sept. 2012 - July 2013       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON NINE, Sept. 2013 - Aug. 2014       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON TEN, Sept. 2014 - May 2015       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON ELEVEN, Sept. 2015 - May 2016       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON TWELVE, Oct. 2016 - May 2017       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE THE NIGHTCAP and Other Miscellany      
10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.
05/06/17: Fire Chief Charlie - Local band Fire Chief Charlie perform "Boris" and "We On the Radio."

written & directed by Jaime Robledo
choreography by Kat Bardot (eps. 1-7)
choreography by Natasha Norman (eps. 8-15)

15 Episodes
Original Run: 10 Episodes - 10
/11/08 - 2/14/09
Playoffs: 5 Episodes - 5/30/09 - 6/27/09



Joe Hendrix

A (aka Alexander) (Eps. 1-10 & 13-15)

Victor Isaac

The Black White Rabbit (Eps. 1-8 & 11-15)

Kat Bardot

Susan (Eps. 1-7 & 9-13)

Lucy Griffin

Susan (Eps. 8 & 14-15)

Bryan Krasner

Father (Eps. 1-15)

Alyssa Preston

Mother (Eps. 1-15)

Jaime Robledo

Ricky Ricky Red (Eps. 2, 4, 6-7 & 9-15)

Barbara King

Ladysister (Ep. 3)

Krista Conti

Ladysister (Eps. 3-6, 11-12 & 15)
Lushis Lee (Ep. 14)

Natasha Norman

Ladysister (Ep. 4-6, 11-13 & 15)
Ricky Ricky Red (Ep. 8)

Matt Valle

The Queen (Eps. 3-4, 6, 8-9, 11-12 & 14-15)

Jennifer Fenten

Gina (Eps. 4-6 & 8-10 & 13-15)

Scott Leggett

Horace (Eps. 4-6 & 15)

JJ Mayes

Horace (Eps. 13-14)
Shozbot (Ep. 15)

Michael Holmes

Syfur (Eps. 5-6)

Justin Brinsfield

Hunky Dude (Ep. 7)

Andrew Bentler

The Crazy-Ass Mad
 Motherfucking Hatter
(Eps. 8-10)

Gabby Sanalitro

The King (Eps. 9, 11-12 & 14-15)

Henry Dittman

MC H Ditty (Eps. 11-13)

Red the Dog

Li'l Shante (Eps. 12 & 14)

Brian Wallis & Colin Willkie

Horace's Legs (Eps. 13-15)

by C.M. Gonazlez

EPISODE ONE (10/11/08)


A tense family dinner in the home of a wealthy family.
(L-R: Alyssa Preson as "Mother," Joe Hendrix as "A,"
Kat Bardot as "Susan" and Bryan Krasner as "Father.")

Father is angry that his son got arrested again
hanging out with those hoodlum friends of his.

Though Susan is deaf, Father insists on speaking to her -
he won't have her being "treated like a cripple."

The Black White Rabbit (Victor Isaac) digs A's fresh DJ moves.

A, looking to escape his father's wrath, takes a
blue pill and runs off with the Rabbit to Planet Rock.

EPISODE TWO (10/18/08)


Father is concerned that Alexander isn't joining them for family TV time.
Susan begins to hear A's voice - coming from inside the TV.

Meanwhile, waking up on Planet Rock,
A finds a mic marked "Spit Me."

Spittin' exposition.

Welch's Grape soda - one of the main food groups on Planet Rock.

And of course there's Pumpkin Pie.

Did somebody say "Pumpkin Pie"!?

A wants to go home, but the Rabbit has other problems...

...he's been spotted by the Queen's guard, Ricky Ricky Red (Jaime Robledo),
and must engage in a dance contest for his freedom!

Dance Contest!

The Rabbit's caught!  A swears he will find him!

EPISODE THREE (10/25/08)

The Black White Rabbit is put on trial...

...and sentenced to the K-Tel Zone!

Alex meets a couple of feisty ladysisters (Barbara King
and Krista Conti), who take him to meet the Queen

The Queen takes an instant linking to Alex... maybe
too much of a liking... but is enraged to find that
he's friends with the traitorous Black White Rabbit.

Meanwhile, Susan is just staring at the TV incessantly,
and even being pelted by hot dogs doesn't faze her...

...until, suddenly enraged, she exhibits psychic powers
and makes the furniture float menacingly!

EPISODE FOUR (11/22/08)


The Black White Rabbit crows to signal the start of another episode.

Alexander is an unwilling special guest of the Queen.

But things are looking up when he meets Gina (Jennifer Fenten),
the Queen's maid, who has "not yet learned how to ill."

Meanwhile, in the K-Tel Zone, the Rabbit meets Horace (Scott Leggett),
a Rastafarian caterpillar who wants to team up to escape the Zone.

Horace needs to stretch his legs.

EPISODE FIVE (11/29/08)


Horace gives the Rabbit a ride, but the frigid winds
of the K-Tel Zone soon freeze him to death.

Alexander meets Gina's obnoxious ex, Syfur (Michael Holmes),
made even more insufferable by his power to teleport.
They agree on a game of the dozens... and the winner gets Gina.

As Mother threatens to leave Father for his constant verbal abuse, Susan
suddenly speaks her first word:  "Daddy..."  And then her second word:  "...bad."

EPISODE SIX (12/6/08)
Photos this week by Suze Campagna


Alexander prepares for his duel with Syfur.

Syfur is laid low!

However, the Queen arrives, and she is not best
pleased to learn that Alexander has fallen for Gina.
Rejecting the Queen's advances has one punishment: beheading!

Horace and the Rabbit are still trudging through the wastes of the K-Tel Zone.

Father deals with the departure of Mother.

EPISODE SEVEN (12/13/08)
Photos this week by Aaron Francis


Mother goes cruising at the local bar.

She chats up a willing young buck (Justin Brinsfield)...

...but he's knocked unconscious by a jealous Father.

A distraught but jealous queen visits Alexander in jail, and tells her he can be King if he'll just give up Gina,
who is her maid... and her daughter.  But Alexander spurns her again.  He'll be beheaded for sure.

Meanwhile, the Black White Rabbit has made it through the K-Tel Zone
to Earth, where he and Susan team up to find and rescue Alexander.

A hail of cards from the sky heralds an invitation by the Crazy-Ass
Mad Motherfucking Hatter, who hates the Queen.  Maybe he'll help them!

Photos this week by Amber Rey


The Black White Rabbit brings us up to date with some rhyming exposition.

Meet the Crazy-Ass Mad Motherfucking Hatter (Andrew Bentler), who
gets a little too fresh with Susan (played this week by Lucy Griffin).

Drinking at nine in the morning at the Hatter's party.

SWITCH!  The Hatter finds new seats.

Meanwhile, Mother returns home from her romantic escapades
to find a note from Father.  He's left her, and wishes her happiness.

On Planet Rock, Gina tells her mother, the Queen, that if
she beheads Alexander, she'll have to behead her, too.

This occasions a major musical number.




The Vatos in Space (Ajrediz Elez and Jon Monastero), whose own
serial was cancelled the week before, cameo to bring a message
from the Black White Rabbit, who couldn't be here this week.

Mother finds Father by the side of the road and tearfully takes him back.

The Queen is still grieving over her loss of Alex to Gina.

The King (Gabby Sanalitro) returns, and though he doesn't care much about Gina -
turns out she's adopted - he's upset that she's with a boy from Earth.
Earth's been nothing but trouble for years.  Time for an invasion!

The Hatter says he'll only help Susan find Alexander if she joins
him in a little debauchery.  She stomps on his foot and storms off.

Alexander busts Gina some rhymes to show how much he loves her.

The duo are madly in love - but Alexander is thrown when Gina says she's pregnant.

EPISODE TEN (2/14/09)
Photos this week by Angela Carper Lanahan


Did the Black White Rabbit hear somebody say... Pumpkin Pie?

The round of "Pumpkin Pie" jokes that
ensue result in a reunion at last!

But the skies darken, as the warships of Planet Rock approach Earth!
They're not sure what's going on, but whatever it is, it's on like Donkey Kong.

Father and Mother Fresh are reunited, and Father pleasures her
with techniques inherited from his Asian ancestor, Wang-Pei Fresh.
But they, too, see the skies darkening, and the arrival of spaceships.


A brief recap... and

MC H Ditty (Henry Dittman) catches everyone up on the story so far.

Choreographer Natasha Norman is a righteous Ladysister.

The Queen and King are about to have a throwdown!  The Queen opposes
the King's invasion of Earth.  He wants her arrested for treason, but
she says she only listes to two CDS... "to see deez nuts!"

With the alien invasion in full effect, Susan returns to her parents with
the Black White Rabbit in tow, who tells them that they've come
from the future - "Come with me if you want to live!"

Stills taken from video by Suze Campagna


Accused of treason... facing beheading... and even
Li'l Shante (Red the Dog) won't give the Queen a kiss.

The Queen and King engage in a round of the Dozens, but
the King goes too far when he threatens to behead Li'l Shante.

The Queen
goes Diana Ross on the King's ass.
"I curse you! Until you do right by me,
everything you think about is gonna crumble."

It all went down a little bit like this...


Alexander and MC H Ditty start us off with a rhyme.


Alexander and a very pregnant Gina.

Alexander reassures Gina that he still loves her.

Their lovemaking is interrupted as the family
beams in with the Black White Rabbit.

The Rabbit says that Horace (JJ Mayes) prophesized
that the Fresh family hold the key to peace in the galaxy.

The reunion is interrupted by the arrival of the King's men.

And there's only one way to defeat the King's Men...

Photos by Juliette Storace, plus stills taken from video by Suze Campagna


Mother, offended that Father thinks she can't
handle danger or hip hop, busts out some rhymes.

PUMPKIN PIE!?  Did someone say PUMPKIN PIE!?

A panicking Alexander tends to Gina, whose water has just broke.

One of the King's guards has ambushed and shot
the Black White Rabbit!  He dies in Father's arms.

The King gloats, but the Queen tells him,
"This ain't over by a damn sight."

From beyond, Horace tells the Rabbit that "The story be not over, mon!
Many secrets are still to be revealed!  Your destiny... awaits!"


The Black White Rabbit awakens, but where is he?  A mysterious
force lifts him into a wheelchair (since actor Victor Isaac tore
his Achilles tendon during last week's show).

Horace (Scott Leggett), who has newly-sprouted wings,
tells the Rabbit that they are are in the Universal Taint...
'tain't life.. 'tain't heaven or hell...
it's the big musty grey space in between.

Alex sings a lullabye for his newborn son.  (This episode was written
and performed the week that Michael Jackson passed away.)

A dream ballet recaps the entire story so far.

The Rabbit has fulfilled his destiny,
and so he orates a tearful final farewell.

The Fresh Family and the Queen confront the King at the palace.

Gina tells the King that if he won't save Earth for her...
then do it for his grandson. But the King has a bombshell
to drop: Alexander... is his son.  WHAT... !?  Cliffhanger, yo!