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CLOSE SEASON FIVE, Sept. 2009 - June 2010       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
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CLOSE SEASON EIGHT, Sept. 2012 - July 2013       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON NINE, Sept. 2013 - Aug. 2014       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
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CLOSE THE NIGHTCAP and Other Miscellany      
10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.
05/06/17: Fire Chief Charlie - Local band Fire Chief Charlie perform "Boris" and "We On the Radio."

They Call Her... THE SHOCKER!
written & directed by Jaime Robledo
fight choreography by Marz Richards

3 Episodes
Original Run: 2 Episodes - 4/16/11 - 4/23/11
Playoffs: 1 Episode - 5/21/11

Vengeance is a messy business.

CAST

Rebecca Larsen

The Shocker (Eps. 1-3)

Leon Russom

Daddy (Eps. 1-3)

Terry Tocantins

Herv (Eps. 1-3)

Jim Nieb

Lo Pan (Eps. 1-3)

Trey Perkins
Aaron Francis
Aaron Mendelson
Jay Bogdonowitsch

The Dispatched (Ep. 1)

Brendan Broms

Nash teh Biker (Ep. 2)

Mandi Moss

Deb (Ep. 2)

Aaron Mendelson
Jaime Robledo

Bunraku Shadows (Eps. 2-3)

Troy Blendell

Old Sage (Ep. 3)

Henry Dittman

Voice of Old Sage (Ep. 3)

EPISODE ONE (4/16/11)
Photos by C.M. Gonzalez
Video by Annette Fasone

SUMMARY:  A young woman who was married to Herv, the idiot son of Daddy, a dangerous criminal, cheats on her husband and spies on Daddy's business... and so the ruthless Daddy cuts off her left hand and all the fingers on her right hand except her pinky.  He then has Herv dump her body.  However, she is not dead.  Her body is found in the garden of Master Lo Pan (last seen in Office Fu back in season one!), who trains her in the ways of martial arts.  Now she is an unstoppable vengeance machine.  She is... THE SHOCKER.

The Shocker (Rebecca Larsen). As she destroyed her enemies, she says, 'I lost a part of who I was.' Vengeance is a messy business. Earlier: Daddy (Leon Russom) cuts off her left hand and all her right fingers except her pinky. She snooped on his business and cheated on his son, and now pays the price. Daddy calls to his son. Herv (Terry Tocantins) decides he wants to go back to her.  Too late.  'She knows too much.  She knows how I make my money.' She listens with mounting horror. 'Children - you can't live with 'em, and you can't smother 'em with a pillow pretend that it's SIDS.' Herv drags her away to get rid of her, per Daddy's orders. Master Lo Pan (Jim Nieb) waters his plants. She awakens were Herv dumped her - in Master Lo Pan's garden. 'Need a hand?  I can't put my finger on it, but there seems to be a problem.' Daddy's upset with Herv. Daddy shoots Herv in the gut as punishment for botching things. 'It's okay son... I still love you.' 'They say hell hath no fury like a woman scorned... but old Mr. Scratch has never come face to face with me.' Master Lo Pan offers to train her in martial arts. 'Many an empire has fallen under the might of one little finger.' And so is born... The Shocker.


A disfigured assault victim takes her revenge on thugs in the employ of her attacker.


The Shocker's messy origins.


Master Lo Pan learns about the devilish man who disfigured the Shocker.

EPISODE TWO (4/23/11)
Photos by C.M. Gonzalez
Video by Adina Valerio

SUMMARY:  Daddy offers a reward to his employees to retrieve The Shocker, dead or alive... and will pay more if she's alive.  Meanwhile, The Shocker wants to begin her training, but Master Lo Pan warns her that she must learn patience.  After a training montage, she becomes cocky.  However, Lo Pan tells her that to defeat her enemies, the student must surpass the master.  Back at Daddy's, he calls in his transvestite son-in-law, Deb - formerly known as Peter - and tells her to track her sister down.  Deb accepts the job with relish.  "The game was set in motion," says The Shocker.  "Only one of us could win. The other was sure to die." 

Advanced white crane techniques. The Shocker dispatches another enemy. 'Revenge doesn't stop to catch its breath.' Herv reports to Daddy. Daddy explains why Herv should never, ever interrupt his morning coffee. Herv's insolent expression is about to change. The Shocker is impatient to begin her training. Lo Pan says she must learn patience. The Shocker wants to learn patience NOW. 'The harder you clutch the rock, the more it slips from your grasp.' Training montage! Training montage! Training montage! The Shocker's brother, transvestite Deb - formerly Peter (Mandi Moss). Daddy tells Deb to track her sister down. 'The game was set in motion. Only one of us could win. The other was sure to die.'


The Shocker applies advanced White Crane techniques.


Daddy talks to Herv about why he drinks coffee.

PLAYOFFS WEEK TWO!
EPISODE THREE (5/21/11)

Photos by C.M. Gonzalez

SUMMARY:  Although The Shocker is making progress in her training with Master Lo Pan, it is not enough.  She must study with the Old Sage, who can be found on the tallest peak of the highest mountain... in New Hampshire.  Meanwhile, Master Lao Tzu, the Old Sage, senses their approach.  "There is a smell of vengeance in the wind! Blood will be shed indeed!"  And the meditating old master begins to float in the air...

The Shocker recaps the story so far. The Shocker recaps the story so far. Recap: The Shocker's origins. Recap: Deb is sent to track down his/her sister. Recap: Deb is sent to track down his/her sister. The Old Sage, Master Lao Tzu (Troy Blendell) senses the smell of vengeance in the air. Curtain Call