Welcome to Sacred Fools Theater Company, est. 1997
CLOSE SEASON ONE, July 2005 - July 2006       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON TWO, Oct. 2006 - July 2007       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON THREE, Sept. 2007 - July 2008       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON FOUR, Sept. 2008 - July 2009       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON FIVE, Sept. 2009 - June 2010       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON SIX, Sept. 2010 - June 2011       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON SEVEN, Sept. 2011 - June 2012       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON EIGHT, Sept. 2012 - July 2013       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON NINE, Sept. 2013 - Aug. 2014       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON TEN, Sept. 2014 - May 2015       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON ELEVEN, Sept. 2015 - May 2016       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON TWELVE, Oct. 2016 - May 2017       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE THE NIGHTCAP and Other Miscellany      
10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doña Oxford - Doña Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.
05/06/17: Fire Chief Charlie - Local band Fire Chief Charlie perform "Boris" and "We On the Radio."

Celebrate a year of Serial Killers!

The First Annual
A performance extravaganza
featuring the best episodes of eight
of our longest-running serials!
Pony Show!
In Too Deep
The Adventures of Jimmy & Jeb
Magnum Opus Theatre
Dance! Dance! Dance!
An American Education
Office Fu
plus Awards, Surprise Appearances,
and much, much more!
Cast Details Below!
Tickets: $10
Reservations: (310) 281-8337
Buy Tickets Online!

Read a Review!




Serial Killers
Theme Song
performed by
Cindy Caddel, Kathi Copeland, Matthew Garland
and Christina Byron

Something's Wrong With Ryan
from "The Unconception
of Ryan Templeton"

performed by Michael Lanahan, Jaime Andrews & Joe Jordan

Click on the picture above to hear the song!
Or watch the video here!

Piano: Gary Stockdale

PONY SHOW, Episode 1
by Padraic Duffy
directed by Lara Everly

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Avi Klein


Kathi Copeland


Stacy Chbosky


Henry Dittman


Jenelle Riley


Joe Jordan

Northwood's Fizzy Dancer

AWARDS: Scientific Achievement / Tech

IN TOO DEEP, Episode 6
by Bill Robens
directed by Kiff Scholl

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Kiff Scholl

Cyrus Babylon

Marc Antonio Pritchett


Terry Tocantins

Duke Cunningham

Vanessa Edwards


Kelsey Wedeen


Michael Oosterom


Dean Lemont

Chief Norris

Patric Z

Club Kid

AWARDS: Best Villain / Best Religious Figure

by Jon Monastero
directed by Bryan Coffee

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Tenaya Cleveland


Jon Monastero

Johnny Tedesco

AWARDS: Best Dance / Actor

ZOMBIBI!, Episode 2
by Bob DeRosa
directed by Ben Rock

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Jaime Andrews


Michael Lanahan


Tom Kiesche

Mr. Dark

Chris Chauncey


Anna Boroughs

Mrs. Dark

Jason Meyer


Bob DeRosa

Mr. Chase


AWARDS: Avante Garde / Actress

by Padraic Duffy
directed by Jacob Sidney

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Terry Tocantins

Dance Instructor Greg

Rebecca Larsen


Jaime Andrews


Mary Guilliams


Jaime Robledo

Joony McButterknocken

Stacey Jackson


Special Mystery Guest


AWARDS: Mickey Rooney Award / Best Nudity

OFFICE FU, Episode 3
by Jaime Robledo
directed by Ben Rock

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Gianni Quatrano


Jim Nieb

Lo Pan

Tom Kiesche

Shih Kien

Harrison Snider


Rebecca Larsen

Li Wei

Mary Guilliams


Paul Plunkett


Jaime Andrews

Chin Liu

Taylor Marr


Laura Napoli

Feng Shui

AWARDS: Best Action Sequence / Writer

Episode 1
by Ten West
(Stephen Simon & Jon Monastero)
directed by Bryan Coffee

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Jon Monastero


Stephen Simon


AWARDS: Best Kiss / Director

selected by Vanessa Claire Perkins
directed by Joe Jordan

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AWARDS: Producer Award / Overall Award

Curtain Call
- Photo by Victor Isaac -


photos below by Amber Rey

It’s the award show that surpasses anything you can imagine happening on stage. It was fun, crazy, wild, and anything and everything did happen. The creative minds at the Sacred Fools Theater Company decided to show their appreciation for the innovative stories performed by its talented actors and an enthusiastic audience for coming every Saturday night to watch Serial Killers. SK is a weekly series of five original, and often bizarre -in a good way-, pieces performed. After watching all five, the audience then chooses three works that will continue the following week. So, the audience participants are the real ‘serial killers’.


On Saturday, July 29, enthused and hyped up fans packed the theater for The First Annual Thursty Awards. You could barely hear yourself think above the loud chattering. People talked which SK piece was their favorite, complaints about the fans not blowing in their direction or the primal screams of dehydration that can only be cured by the lovely curly-haired Haven Hartman, also known as beer wench, selling Heineken and Tecates beer. The most civilized ones drank their wine while reading their programs.


The award is named after the charming host from the Magnum Opus Theatre series, Thurston Eberhard Hillsborough Smythe. The bespectacled host wore his trademark smoking jacket and read the script from his leather bound portfolio. The winners received a gold spray painted bowl with scraps of golden ribbons (representing cereal, get it ‘serial’?) and a butcher knife dead in the center (you guessed it, killer). After the SK theme song played, the cast of The Unconception of Ryan Templeton, Michael Lanahan, Jaime Andrews and Joe Jordan, sang upcoming previews of their series. After that, the first ever Thursty Awards began.


Terry Tocantins was the brave soul who hosted this insane carnival ride. With his pumped up enthusiasm, he energized the crowd with snippets of what’s to come. The lovely Meghan Jolly had the joyous task in handing out the honor. In between the award handouts, such as Best Villain and Best Religious Figure, congrats to Kimberly Atkinson and Dean Cameron respectively, everyone had a taste of seven episodes of the best, long running dramas. They all range from crazy-ass funny to ‘What the hell where they thinking?


The first episode of Pony Show! written by Padriac Duffy is about a boy and his dream to be the greatest horse trainer ever. Jimmy (Avi Klein) has a pretty messed-up existence. His alcoholic mommy goes out to bars every night looking for Jimmy’s new daddy. Jimmy yearns to be like his idol Chamois (Henry Dittman), who looks more like a dreadful ballet dancer instead of an adored icon. Narrating this story is Fly (Jenelle Riley) the insect who befriends Jimmy and has an addiction of munching on feces. Yeah, okay.


More mayhem, but less disgusting, continues with episode six written by Bill Robens, of In Too Deep. An off the meter version of Miami Vice with crazed drug kingpin Cyrus Babylon (actor Kiff Scholl puts drug lord Tony Montana to shame) and perfectly mismatched cops Duke Cunningham (Terry Tocantins) and superhero Blade’s twin brother Umbuele (Mark Antonio Pritchett). Jon Monastero from the vaudevillian act Ten West, is smart but geeky-looking Johnny Tedesco in episode one of An American Education, which he also wrote. Little Johnny reported on the highlights of living in Nebraska . Later that night, he joins his partner Stephen Simon in episode one of The Adventures of Jimmy & Jeb as two fishing buddies discussing, literally, whatever springs to mind.


If you thought working in the white collar world was hard, try working under a boss who’s also a kung fu master. Writer Jaime Robledo’s devious mind blended martial arts with corporate America and called it Office Fu. In this third episode, shy copy girl Mei (the Caucasian looking Mary Guilliams) has a big crush on district sales manager Ken (Gianni Quatrano). As she tries to admit her feelings to him, a lot of Bruce Lee action surrounds them. Aerial kicks, back flips, broken English spoken like in the 70s karate films, run amok. The best part was watching the wonderful Jaime Andrews, who played the Human Resources lady Chin Liu, stretching her comedic talents beyond the limit.


Andrews, who is in many productions won for Most Actress, shines in the starring role in writer Bob DeRosa Zombibi!  In episode two, Bibi dies on her wedding day. She has turned into a blood-dripping zombie reeking with an inhuman foul smelling odor. She must correct the wrongs she committed during her life. Her husband Roger (Michael Lanahan) still wants her back and is brave enough to kiss her. Of course, he pinches his nose to avoid the stench but vomits anyways. Bibi is followed by a Scully and Mulder type, Mr. and Mrs. Dark (Tom Kiesche and Anna Boroughs). This series, in my opinion, was the funniest one. You can’t go wrong with dead people and secret agents.


Another favorite was episode one of Padraic Duffy’s Dance! Dance! Dance! . He also picked up the award for Most Writer. Terry Tocantins is insane as the overzealous dance instructor Greg who loves to dance. It is not sure which type of dance but hey, it doesn’t matter. He took a page from the 70s funk duo Peaches and Herb to shake your groove thang. Jaime Robledo, who wrote Office Fu, was laugh right out until it hurts as Joony McButterknocken the mute tap dancer. Is your head still shaking? It should. Ingenuity is key at Sacred Fools.


As a new fan of SK, I was happy to see my favorite actor Joe Jordan, don’t worry Jaime you’re still my girl, won twice for Best Director and Most Overall Participation Award. Jordan is everywhere as an actor, writer, director and artistic director at Sacred Fools. This man knows the true meaning of being the ultimate hustler. He is tremendously great at comedy but, if you haven’t seen him as Elomire in writer David Hirson’s La Bête that finished its run on Saturday, August 5, you missed out big time. He is a marvel to watch when he dove into this dramatic and demanding role with ease.


The Sacred Fools Theater Company is obviously not ordinary. They bring out the wild side to the theater community that many don’t see or realize it even exists. These hardworking people do whatever it takes to make it happen. A lot of them work overtime not only in acting, but also directing, writing and helping out at the concession stand. The theater will return in late September with old favorites and new classics. See what’s going on, www.sacredfools.org, so you don’t miss out. You won’t be sorry.

-- Mary Montoro
© 2006

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