Welcome to Sacred Fools Theater Company, est. 1997
CLOSE SEASON ONE, July 2005 - July 2006       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON TWO, Oct. 2006 - July 2007       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON THREE, Sept. 2007 - July 2008       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON FOUR, Sept. 2008 - July 2009       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON FIVE, Sept. 2009 - June 2010       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON SIX, Sept. 2010 - June 2011       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON SEVEN, Sept. 2011 - June 2012       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON EIGHT, Sept. 2012 - July 2013       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON NINE, Sept. 2013 - Aug. 2014       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON TEN, Sept. 2014 - May 2015       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON ELEVEN, Sept. 2015 - May 2016       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON TWELVE, Oct. 2016 - May 2017       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE THE NIGHTCAP and Other Miscellany      
10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Dońa Oxford - Dońa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.
05/06/17: Fire Chief Charlie - Local band Fire Chief Charlie perform "Boris" and "We On the Radio."

4TH ANNUAL PLAYOFFS!  MAY 26 - JUNE 30

Sixteen Plays Enter... Two Plays Leave.

Plus:
THE SEVENTH ANNUAL THURSTY AWARDS
Celebrate the last year's worth of serials with
our annual awards... chosen by YOU!  See below!

PLAYOFF SERIALS:

THE CHAMPION:

THE TRIALS & TRIBULATIONS OF PASQUALE & PIMM
5 Playoff Episodes
12 Episodes total
written & directed by
Henry Dittman & Scott Leggett
Great perils have this beauty, that they
bring to light the fraternity of strangers.
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SECOND PLACE:

HOOVERVILLE SERENADE
5 Playoff Episodes
11 Episodes total
written & directed
by Jaime Robledo

Turn on the klieg lights!  It's shhhhowtime!
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ELIMINATED PLAYOFFS SERIALS

SANDBOX
4 Playoff Episodes
8 Episodes total
written by Becky Thyre
directed by Pat Towne

A surreal excursion into the lives of the bland.
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THE NEW CAR
4 Playoff Episodes
7 Episodes total
written & directed
by Marz Richards
Ask not for whom the horn honks.
IT HONKS FOR THEE.
More Info...

MCMURRAY AND SON
3 Playoff Episodes
6
Episodes total
written by Bob DeRosa
directed by Ben Rock

Watch out, crime, this dick has a daughter!
More Info...

COOPERATION
3 Playoff Episodes
5
Episodes total
created by
Carrie Keranen & Corey Klemow

directed by
Alexander Yannis Stephano
It ain't happening here!
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THE LADIES
OF THE LORD
2 Playoff Episodes
10
Episodes total
written & directed by
Rebecca Larsen & Alyssa Preston

These women REALLY love Jesus.
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PREQUELS
written & directed
by
Aaron Francis
2 Playoff Episodes
6
Episodes total

This time presented by people who
care about characters and story.
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THE STUFF
1 Playoff Episode
8
Episodes total
written by Ed Goodman
directed by JJ Mayes
Don't screw it up!
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PERSONA SPACE
1 Playoff Episode
6
Episodes total
written & directed by Michael Holmes
It's the end of the world as
he knows it, and he feels "fine."
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THE LONG WAY HOME
1 Playoff Episode
5
Episodes total
written & directed
by Padraic Duffy

It's time to come home.
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LONG WAY BACK
FROM HELL
1 Playoff Episode
4 Episodes total
written & directed by Paul Feldman

No Ins or Outs!
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RETRIBUTION
1 Playoff Episode
3 Episodes total
written & directed
by Aaron Francis

A tale of revenge in the
California desert of 1885.
More Info...

DRACULA BIT
MY EX-WIFE!
1 Playoff Episode
2
Episodes total
written & directed by Erik Engman
Sometimes being a vampire sucks!
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DREAMS MAY COME
1 Playoff Episode
2 Episodes total
written & directed
by
Victor Isaac

Yesterday is so far away.
More Info...

 

THURSTY AWARDS NOMINEES

Presented on June 16th
Winners in bold

BEST ACTION SEQUENCE

  1. COOPERATION - Donut Scene
  2. HOOVERVILLE SERENADE - The Great War
  3. THE NEW CAR - The Road Race
  4. PASQUALE & PIMM - Glawk is taken down
  5. PREQUELS - Qui G'n / D'rth Malig / Ob-Wan Light Saber Battle

BEST CROSS DRESSING

  1. MURDER SHE DID – Curt Bonnem as "Jessica Felcher"
  2. COSMO’S GUIDE FOR GIRLS – Terry Tocantins as "Old Lady #2"
  3. BOLLYWOOD & VINE – Jeff Sumner as "Bindi Dundat"
  4. THE GREATEST ACTOR, EVER - Erin Parks as "Jerry Silverbaumberg"
  5. THE NEW CAR – Matt Valle as "Barbra Streisand"

AVANT GARDE

  1. COOPERATION
  2. GRU-GRUU
  3. MORTE UCCIDE UN ASSASSINO (YELLOW)
  4. SANDBOX
  5. TEDDY BEAR, TEDDY BEAR, TURN AROUND

BEST INSULT

  1. ORDER IN THE COURT – Pat Towne: “I wish Elton John would lick your face and give you AIDS.”
  2. PREQUELS – Eric Giancoli: “Still evil.”
  3. MCMURRAY AND SON – Pat Towne: “M! As in 'I’m molesting your mother’s mouth'!”
  4. PP@30 – Brendan Hunt: “I'm missing some teeth in the back of my mouth from accidentally eating a sandwich made of rocks. I have a tape worm long enough to hang a man. Sometimes, I shit staples, I don't eat staples. And I would still rather be me than you, because you've never been Charlie Brown's friend.”
  5. SUMMERVILLE – Jaime Andrews: “Science, my smelly jelly hole.”

BEST VILLAIN

  1. LADIES OF THE LORD - Erin Matthews as "Gail Robbins"
  2. MCMURRAY AND SON – Mike Lanahan & Chris Chauncey as "Stick" and "Stone"
  3. PERSONA SPACE – Marz Richards as "Skitter"
  4. RHYME AND PUNISHMENT – Joseph Beck as "The Surgeon"
  5. THE NEW CAR – Victor Isaac as "The Car"

BEST SONG

  1. WHOLESOME – "Spring is Sprung" (Lyrics by David LM McIntyre, Music by Richard Levinson)
  2. BOLLYWOOD & VINE – "In Hollywood" (Lyrics by Jeff Sumner, Music by Michael Teoli)
  3. MR. SATAN GOES TO WASHINGTON – "God is Going Broke" (Hieronimus Bang and Sam Precario)
  4. SKIP THE LESBIAN CARNIE – "My Main Addiction" (Lyrics by Michael Teoli & Joe Fria, Music by Michael Teoli)
  5. RICKY & THE MOB – "Just Another Regular Day" (Richard Levinson)
Presented on June 23rd
Winners in bold

BEST MONOLOGUE

  1. PASQUALE & PIMM – Henry Dittman: "Roses" Monologue
  2. PASQUALE & PIMM – Scott Leggett: "Papa Suckled Me"
  3. PP@30 - Brendan Hunt: "The Perfect Day"
  4. SANDBOX – Eric Curtis Johnson: "Come out of the Box"
  5. THE STUFF - Curt Bonnem: "Baby Book Monologue"

BEST HISTORICAL/CELEBRITY FIGURE

  1. OBAMAGEDDON – Derek Jeremish as "Barack Obama"
  2. LADIES OF THE LORD – Dave Knutson as "Jesus"
  3. THE NEW CAR - Jeff Sumner as "Liza Minelli"
  4. THE NEW CAR – Marz Richards as "James Brolin"
  5. MR. SATAN GOES TO WASHINGTON - Pat Towne as "Lawrence Summers"

BEST DANCE SEQUENCE

  1. HOOVERVILLE SERENADE - Joseph Beck & Michael Lanahan, "Blue Skies"; Choreography by Natasha Norman
  2. LONG WAY BACK FROM HELL - Fanci Montgomery and Derek Mehn, "Swing Dance"; Choreography by Franci Montgomery
  3. PP@30 – Brendan Hunt, "Ain't No Sunshine"; Choreography by Brendan Hunt
  4. BOLLYWOOD & VINE – Cast of Bollywood and Vine, "Press My Dot"; Choreography by Janet Roston
  5. BOLLYWOOD & VINE – Jeff Sumner, “In Hollywood”; Choreography by Jeff Sumner

SCIENTIFIC ACHIEVEMENT

  1. WHIMSY, INC. - Very Imposing Figure
  2. THE LONG WAY HOME – The Box
  3. SUMMERVILLE – The Hand of Goo / The Glowing Eyes
  4. PREQUELS – The Wipes
  5. RETRIBUTION – Vulture

MICKEY ROONEY MOST OFFENSIVE STEREOTYPE AWARD

  1. DR. HECKLE AND MR. JIVE – Curt Bonnem as "Mr. Jive"
  2. BOLLYWOOD & VINE – The Entire Cast
  3. PASQUALE & PIMM – Mike Lanahan as "Kashmir"
  4. THE GREATEST ACTOR, EVER – Erin Parks as "Jerry Silverbaumberg"
  5. THE LONG WAY HOME - The Italian Mice

BEST DRAMA

  1. CONTROL
  2. DREAMS MAY COME
  3. THE LONG WAY HOME
  4. PREQUELS
  5. SUMMERVILLE
Presented on June 30th
Winners in bold

THE MOSTIES and THE PRODUCER'S AWARD
(these awards are not up for a vote)

"The Mosties" are presented to whoever did the most in each category over the past year - Actor, Actress, Director, Writer, Tech, Overall and Newcomer ("The Newby").

The Producer's Award is a special award presented by the producers each year to a person (or persons) whose contributions over the last year have been invaluable.

MOST ACTOR: Curt Bonnem, Victor Isaac, Rick Steadman, Pat Towne, Colin Willkie

MOST ACTRESS: Areti Athanasapoulos, Julia Griswold, Carrie Keranen, Rebecca Larsen, CJ Merriman, Mandi Moss, Alyssa Preston

MOST DIRECTOR: Jeremy Aldridge, Henry Dittman, Rebecca Larsen, Scott Leggett, JJ Mayes, Alyssa Preston, Jaime Robledo

MOST WRITER: Henry Dittman, Ed Goodman, Brendan Hunt, Rebecca Larsen, Scott Leggett, Alyssa Preston, Jaime Robledo

MOST TECH: Lemon Baardsen, Suze Campagna, Heatherlynn Gonzalez

MOST OVERALL: Brendan Hunt, Rebecca Larsen, Alyssa Preston, Terry Tocantins, Colin Willkie

MOST NEWCOMER ("The Newby Award"): Areti Athanasopoulos, Christine Breihan, Will McMichael, Jeff Sumner, Drew Vandiver

PRODUCERS' AWARD: Marz Richards, Terry Tocantins