Welcome to Sacred Fools Theater Company, est. 1997
CLOSE SEASON ONE, July 2005 - July 2006       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON TWO, Oct. 2006 - July 2007       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON THREE, Sept. 2007 - July 2008       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON FOUR, Sept. 2008 - July 2009       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON FIVE, Sept. 2009 - June 2010       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON SIX, Sept. 2010 - June 2011       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON SEVEN, Sept. 2011 - June 2012       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON EIGHT, Sept. 2012 - July 2013       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON NINE, Sept. 2013 - Aug. 2014       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON TEN, Sept. 2014 - May 2015       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON ELEVEN, Sept. 2015 - May 2016       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON TWELVE, Oct. 2016 - May 2017       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Continuing Serials
CLOSE THE NIGHTCAP and Other Miscellany      
10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Dońa Oxford - Dońa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.

5TH ANNUAL PLAYOFFS!  JUNE 22 - JULY 27

Sixteen Plays Enter... Two Plays Leave.

Plus:
THE EIGHTH ANNUAL THURSTY AWARDS
Honoring (sort of) the best of
the best of the season!  See below!

PLAYOFF SERIALS:

THE CHAMPION:

KING OF KONG:
THE MUSICAL
5 Playoff Episodes
12 Episodes total
by Amber Ruffin & Lauren Van Kurin
directed by Brendan Hunt

"A fistful of quarters... is a fistful of dreams."
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SECOND PLACE:

HITLER, FORD.
FORD, HITLER.
5 Playoff Episodes
6 Episodes total
written by Donal Thoms-Cappello
directed by Ben Rock
Now that you've been introduced..
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ELIMINATED PLAYOFFS SERIALS

BIG MEN, LITTLE WOMEN (NOT A PORNO)
4 Playoff Episodes
7 Episodes total
written by Peter Fluet
directed by JJ Mayes

A family of good standing but of reasonable means from Concord, Massachusetts, 1868, finds itself transported to Echo Park, California, 2013.
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TITTY BAR
4 Playoff Episodes
5 Episodes total
by Erin Matthews & Cj Merriman
directed by Drew Vandiver
music & lyrics by Richard Levinson
Careful what you wish for...
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PADRAIC DUFFY'S
SKIT SLAYERS!
3 Playoff Episodes
24 Episodes total
written & directed by Padraic Duffy
I never meta skit I didn't like!
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MONEY & RUN
3 Playoff Episodes
11 Episodes total
written by Wayne Rawley
directed by
Pete Caslavka
This here's a little story
about love at first shot...
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THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE PRESENTS
A WORLD WITHOUT...
2 Playoff Episodes
6 Episodes total
written by Bill Robens
& Christine Breihan
directed by Jaime Robledo

The U.S. Chamber of Commerce’s 1954
“A World Without” series of educational films.
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EVERYBODY'S GOT
THE PLAGUE
2 Playoff Episodes
4 Episodes total
book, music & lyrics
by Zachary Bernstein
directed by Guy Picot
A musical that's catching.
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THE ENDY END END
1 Playoff Episode
6 Episodes total
written & directed by Sean Sweeney
"I don't know with what weapons they will fight World War III, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." -John Lithgow quoting Albert Einstein in THE DAY AFTER
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DIABLO COVE
1 Playoff Episode
3 Episodes total
written by Michael Strom
directed by Rebecca Larsen
based on a sketch by Andrew Hawtrey & Michael Strom

Just another day at the office
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THE PAT TOWNE SHOWE!
1 Playoff Episode
3 Episodes total
written by Drew Vandiver
directed by Chairman Barnes
music by Michael Teoli
Lights! Camera! Where the hell is Pat?
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HAUNTED HOTEL
1 Playoff Episode
2 Episodes total
written & directed
by Drew Vandiver
You'll like it so much... you won't ever leave.
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THE WORD
1 Playoff Episode
8 Episodes total
written & directed
by Victor Isaac

Are you listening?
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MOM'S DEAD
1 Playoff Episode
4 Episodes total
written & directed
by Nathan Wellman

Oh well.
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COOKIE & THE MONSTER
1 Playoff Episode
3 Episodes total
written by Jaime Andrews
directed by JJ Mayes

Everybody's got a little monster.
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THE VEGANING
1 Playoff Episode
3 Episodes total
written by Eric Giancoli
directed by Ben Rock
But it's so tasty!
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Tickets for Serial Killers are only available at the box office,
and shows sell out, so be sure to arrive early!

SERIAL KILLERS WILL RETURN ON SEPTEMBER 14
WITH SEASON 9: "CLOUD NINE"!



THURSTY AWARDS NOMINEES

Presented on July 27th
Winners in bold

BEST ACTION SEQUENCE

  1. MONEY & RUN
  2. UGANDA DIE, SUCKA
  3. MAD WOMEN
  4. THE ENDY END END

BEST VILLAIN

  1. BILLY MITCHELL FROM KING OF KONG: THE MUSICAL (Amber Ruffin)
  2. Big Momma Bob from MONEY AND RUN (Alyssa Preston)
  3. Man with all the spoons from SKIT SLAYERS (Brian Wallis)
  4. Tammy from "No One Play With Travis" in SKIT SLAYERS (Erin Holt)
  5. Laurie from BIG MEN, LITTLE WOMEN

BEST SONG

  1. "Lick My Sauce" from KING OF KONG
  2. "Waiting" from EVERYBODY'S GOT THE PLAGUE
  3. "Titty Bar" from TITTY BAR
  4. Theme From SEA BASS AND THE COWBOY
  5. "Failure" from KING OF KONG: THE MUSICAL

BEST MONOLOGUE

  1. THE WORD episode one
  2. "Birdhouse" by Stan from SKIT SLAYERS
  3. Toddler Explains from TODDLER BANG(')S AMERICA
  4. The Bicycle Murderer from THE BICYCLE MURDERER

BEST HISTORICAL/CELEBRITY FIGURE

  1. Billy Mitchell/Steve Wiebe from KING OF KONG: THE MUSICAL
  2. Hitler from HITLER, FORD. FORD, HITLER
  3. Jim Morrison from THE JIM MORRISON DETECTIVE AGENCY
  4. Ronald McDonald from THE VEGANING
  5. HH Holmes from DEADLY

MICKEY ROONEY MOST OFFENSIVE STEREOTYPE AWARD

  1. Gregory Guy Gordon as the Taco Lady from SKIT SLAYERS

THE MOSTIES and THE PRODUCER'S AWARD

"The Mosties" are presented to whoever did the most in each category over the past year - Actor, Actress, Director, Writer, Tech, Overall and Newcomer ("The Newby").

The Producer's Award is a special award presented by the producers each year to a person (or persons) whose contributions over the last year have been invaluable.

MOST ACTOR: Joseph Beck, Victor Isaac, Corey Klemow, Will McMichael, Colin Willkie

MOST ACTRESS: Julia Griswold, Rebecca Larsen, Cj Merriman, Laura Napoli, Alyssa Preston

MOST DIRECTOR: Pete Caslavka, Padraic Duffy, Victor Isaac, Jaime Robledo, Ben Rock

MOST WRITER: Padraic Duffy, Victor Isaac, Wayne Rawley, Amber Ruffin, Lauren Van Kurin

MOST TECH: Lemon Baardsen, Suze Campagna, Erik Engman, Heatherlynn Gonzalez, Ari Radousky

MOST OVERALL: Padraic Duffy, Victor Isaac, Rebecca Larsen, Terry Tocantins, Colin Willkie

MOST NEWCOMER ("The Newby Award"): Zachary Bernstein, Mike Mahaffey, Amber Ruffin, Heather Schmidt, Lauren Van Kurin

PRODUCERS' AWARD: Colin Willkie