Welcome to Sacred Fools Theater Company, est. 1997
CLOSE SEASON ONE, July 2005 - July 2006       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
 7/23/05: Pony Show (12 eps)
 7/23/05: Land of Sleep (1 ep)
 7/23/05: The Brothers Goldfarb (1 ep)
 7/23/05: Improbable Love (2 eps)
 7/23/05: Shitting Devil (2 eps)
 7/30/05: Rock Dicks (2 eps)
 7/30/05: Dr. Mobius & The Spiders From Space (5 eps)
 8/06/05: Zombibi! (6 eps)
 8/06/05: Max (1 ep)
 8/13/05: Posers (1 ep)
 8/13/05: Francesco Vitale (1 ep)
 8/20/05: Lonely Flies the Cormorant (1 ep)
 8/20/05: Punishment (1 ep)
 9/24/05: In Too Deep (9 eps)
 9/24/05: Legendary (1 ep)
10/01/05: Forever Mine (1 ep)
10/01/05: Richard Gere: Vicious Circle (1 ep)
10/08/05: Ghost Chix (1 ep)
10/08/05: Unconception of Ryan Templeton (4 eps)
10/15/05: Cheat (1 ep)
10/15/05: The Lab (1 ep)
10/22/05: The Mechanicals (1 ep)
10/22/05: Something Man (1 ep)
11/05/05: Fast Food Dynasty (1 ep)
11/05/05: The Magic Teenager (3 eps)
11/12/05: The Adventures of Jimmy & Jeb (5 eps)
11/12/05: Break (1 ep)
12/10/05: Liberty City (1 ep)
12/10/05: La Vendetta Cerca (3 eps)
12/17/05: Magnum Opus Theatre (36 eps)
12/17/05: Patti, P.I. (1 ep)
 1/21/06: Bobo the Magic Squirrel (3 eps)
 1/21/06: Freemont Experience (1 ep)
 1/28/06: Merry Christmas, Maggie Bennett (1 ep)
 1/28/06: Gomo Yi-Jo: Ultimate Action Fight (4 eps)
 2/04/06: Virgin Bounty Hunter (2 eps)
 2/04/06: Plan 15 (1 ep)
 2/25/06: Kat Profiler (1 ep)
 2/25/06: Dance! Dance! Dance! (6 eps)
 3/04/06: Inspector Gardens (1 ep)
 3/04/06: An American Education (9 eps)
 3/11/06: Dangerous Children (1 ep)
 3/11/06: What Could Happen? (1 ep)
 3/18/06: Cat Snatch Fever (1 ep)
 3/18/06: Emergency Action Code (1 ep)
 3/25/06: Boy Crazy (1 ep)
 3/25/06: Man-Eating Lasagna (1 ep)
 4/15/06: Easter Bunny/Santa Face-Off 2006 (1 ep)
 4/15/06: Super-Sad She-Beast (2 eps)
 4/22/06: The Okie Chronicles (2 eps)
 4/22/06: Jenna: Jungle Warrior... (1 ep)
 4/29/06: A Night Just Like Tonight (1 ep)
 4/29/06: Neanderthal Love (2 eps)
 5/13/06: Things (1 ep)
 5/13/06: Office Fu (5 eps)
 5/20/06: The Most Beautiful Man In The World (2 eps)
 5/20/06: Norris Hellcat & the Scientology Ray (1 ep)
 5/27/06: How It Ends (1 ep)
 5/27/06: Bedtime Stories (2 eps)
 5/17/06: The Bugadoodles! (3 eps)
 5/17/06: Colonel Sands (1 ep)
 6/24/06: Jimmy Hoffa & the Magic Pie (4 eps)
 6/24/06: Hate Stories (1 ep)
 7/01/06: Morrissey's Time Machine (1 ep)
 7/01/06: Wyoming (4 eps)
 7/08/06: Kick 'Em In the Balls (1 ep)
 7/08/06: Dick & Jane: A Love Story (5 eps)
 7/15/06: Nightlife of the Gods (1 ep)
 7/22/06: Safety Patrol (2 eps)
 7/22/06: Fucked (1 ep)
 7/29/06: THE FIRST ANNUAL THURSTY AWARDS
CLOSE SEASON TWO, Oct. 2006 - July 2007       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
10/14/06: Roxy in the Foxy Den (3 eps)
10/14/06: Next Week on Barphee's World (3 eps)
10/21/06: lolly!!POP!!superjoyfuntime!! (1 ep)
10/28/06: Glammer (5 eps)
10/28/06: Inside Pieanoxity (3 eps)
11/04/06: Drunk Girl Detectives (1 ep)
11/04/06: The Dadas (1 ep)
11/11/06: Macho Guise (1 ep)
11/11/06: Yonder Realm (2 eps)
11/18/06: Beaverquest! (20 eps)
11/18/06: Dick Cheney Goes to College (3 eps)
12/02/06: Farsonia Forest (1 ep)
12/09/06: AC/DC's Back in Black (2 eps)
12/09/06: The Adventures of Dr. Booth (1 ep)
12/16/06: Once Upon a Time at the End of the World (2 eps)
12/16/06: The Curious Transformation of jak_brown555 (1 ep)
 1/20/07: Wake Up, Wilkes-Barre (1 ep)
 1/20/07: Darque Magick (31 eps)
 1/27/07: Black (2 eps)
 1/27/07: Outside (1 ep)
 2/03/07: Anne Frankenstein: The Musical (1 ep)
 2/10/07: Blackman: The Musical (1 ep)
 2/10/07: League of Heroes (1 ep)
 2/17/07: Blaming Aphrodite (1 ep)
 2/17/07: Tits! Tits! Tits! (1 ep)
 2/24/07: Temp Cop (3 eps)
 2/24/07: Psyche or No Psyche (1 ep)
 3/24/07: The Big House (1 ep)
 3/24/07: Hot Dog City (1 ep)
 4/07/07: Plain English Theatre (1 ep)
 4/07/07: Three Penny Soap Opera (4 eps)
 4/14/07: The Clown Chronicles (1 ep)
 4/14/07: Nature's Odyssey (1 ep)
 4/21/07: The Uncle Buddy LaSalle Show (1 ep)
 4/21/07: Naughty Schoolgirls in Peril (1 ep)
 4/28/07: The Grover Cleveland Story (1 ep)
 4/28/07: Barbara! (9 eps)
 5/26/07: Little Miss Apocalypse (1 ep)
 5/26/07: Rockabilly Billy and the Case of the Stolen Magritte (1 ep)
 6/02/07: The Hitch (1 ep)
 6/02/07: The Breakfast Chronicles (1 ep)
 6/09/07: Backstreet's Back, Alright! (1 ep)
 6/09/07: The Doom (1 ep)
 6/16/07: Giant Monologue (1 ep)
 6/16/07: Little Big Kids (1 ep)
 6/23/07: A Bikini Full Of Trouble (2 eps)
 6/23/07: Down To Earth (1 ep)
 6/30/07: My Night Gets Worse From Here (1 ep)
 6/30/07: Cankles: A Perverted Love Story (2 eps)
 7/14/07: THE SECOND ANNUAL THURSTY AWARDS
CLOSE SEASON THREE, Sept. 2007 - July 2008       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
 9/29/07: Downtown Vice (1 ep)
 9/29/07: Kabuki No Noroi! (9 eps)
10/06/07: The Vajna Monologues (1 ep)
10/06/07: My Black Heart (2 eps)
10/13/07: Crime Fighting Cheerleaders (1 ep)
10/13/07: Packages (3 eps)
10/20/07: The Joe & Josh Show (1 ep)
10/20/07: Giant Cold Reading (1 ep)
10/27/07: Face the Face of Evil: Noche Negro 5 (1 ep)
10/27/07: Emergence (2 eps)
11/03/07: M-I-S-S-I-S-S-T-E-R-Y (1 ep)
11/03/07: Dearest Herschel (3 eps)
12/01/07: Helter (1 ep)
12/01/07: Dimitri (1 ep)
12/08/07: Bitches (1 ep)
12/08/07: The Machiavellian's Guide to Womanizing (3 eps)
12/15/07: Cutie-Luvums & Snugglebean (1 ep)
12/15/07: Truckstop (11 eps)
 1/26/08: Lola & Olga (1 ep)
 1/26/08: The Cratchit Syndrome (2 eps)
 2/02/08: What Color Is Your Underwear? (1 ep)
 2/02/08: Cannibal Planet (2 eps)
 2/09/08: Buzzy Grovenor's Ding Dong (14 eps)
 2/09/08: Horror Show (1 ep)
 2/16/08: Silhouettes (1 ep)
 2/16/08: Sink & Bookcase: A Love Story (1 ep)
2/23/08: Grandma X (1 ep)
2/23/08: Theatre Mob (2 eps)
3/01/08: The Chair (1 ep)
3/01/08: Bikini Shakespeare (2 eps)
3/29/08: Teatro Estupido (1 ep)
3/29/08: Giant Acting Class (2 eps)
4/05/08: The Afterschool Specialists (12 eps)
4/05/08: Shoob! (1 ep)
4/12/08: Cathy's Clown (2 eps)
4/12/08: Outhouse of Horror (1 ep)
4/19/08: Songs From the Heart (2 eps)
4/26/08: Adventure (1 ep)
4/26/08: The Captive (3 eps)
5/03/08: The Twizone Light (1 ep)
5/03/08: Mike and the Dead Girl (1 ep)
5/31/08: The Further Adventures of Francis Bigelow (1 ep)
5/31/08: The Magnificent Bastards (2 eps)
6/07/08: Glasscock: The Dancical (1 ep)
6/07/08: Paris Is Pissed! (2 eps)
6/14/08: Ruby Lake (12 eps)
6/14/08: Simmons & Woozy, Ninja Detectives (1 ep)
6/21/08: Demon Baby's Dirty Diaper (1 ep)
6/21/08: As the World Churns (2 eps)
6/28/08: Metal Knights (2 eps)
6/28/08: BattleSchool (1 ep)
7/12/08: THE THIRD ANNUAL THURSTY AWARDS
CLOSE SEASON FOUR, Sept. 2008 - July 2009       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
 9/20/08: Vigilance (1 ep)
 9/20/08: These, The Damned Ones (5 eps)
 9/27/08: The President (1 ep)
 9/27/08: Vatos in Space (16 eps)
10/04/08: The Story of My First Baby (1 ep)
10/04/08: Rose (2 eps)
10/11/08: Calvin and Hobos (1 ep)
10/11/08: Fresshhh (15 eps)
10/18/08: The Bored Identity (1 ep)
10/18/08: C.S.H.I.T. (1 ep)
10/25/08: Mr. Bendernagle's Luau (2 eps)
10/25/08: Emprise (1 ep)
11/22/08: myfacedotcom (1 ep)
11/22/08: Good Cops Don't Cry (7 eps)
11/29/08: Dry Hump the Unlucky Camel (1 ep)
11/29/08: Pretencia! (10 Eps)
12/06/08: Superclutch (2 eps)
12/13/08: The Three Elitists (1 ep)
12/13/08: Chronicles of Dick (1 ep)
 1/31/09: Chick Flick (1 ep)
 1/31/09: A Cat Wrote This Play! (17 eps)
2/07/09: Seamen! The Musical! (8 eps)
2/07/09: Extreme Masturbation (1 ep)
2/14/09: We'll Always Have Nantucket (1 ep)
2/14/09: Hi Hun, I'm Home! (3 eps)
2/21/09: The Chronicles of Mercury (1 ep)
2/21/09: Baboon (1 ep)
2/28/09: The Pembridge Place Panic (2 eps)
2/28/09: The Nitro Hour (1 ep)
3/28/09: Steve!  (10 eps)
3/28/09: The Ballad of Francisco: The Rose of Salsa Dulce (1 ep)
4/04/09: 13th Street  (4 eps)
4/04/09: Mort of the Undead (1 ep)
4/11/09: The Evolution Will Not Be Televised (1 ep)
4/11/09: The Larusso Chronicles (1 ep)
4/18/09: Adventures in White Trash Babysitting (1 ep)
4/18/09: The Sitcom Pilots of Harold Pinter (3 eps)
4/25/09: Cirque du Lune (1 ep)
4/25/09: Carnevil (5 eps)
5/02/09: Last Douche Standing (1 ep)
5/02/09: Skies of Lead and Smoke (1 ep)
5/30/09 - 7/11/09: THE FIRST ANNUAL PLAYOFFS plus THE FOURTH ANNUAL THURSTY AWARDS
CLOSE SEASON FIVE, Sept. 2009 - June 2010       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
 9/19/09: Negotiate This, Mother Fucker! (1 ep)
 9/19/09: Mysterious Tales of the Traveler (1 ep)
 9/19/09: The Cassette Chronicles (9 eps)  
 9/19/09: Mr. Dickens Goes to Washginton (2 eps)
 9/19/09: Night Waves (7 eps)
 9/26/09: In Abba, We're All Vikings (2 eps)
 9/26/09: The Adventures of Ultra Guy (2 eps)
10/03/09: Pescado y Pecado (2 eps)
10/03/09: Tomorrow Unltd. (1 ep)
10/10/09: Meme (7 eps)
10/10/09: Dunesical: The Musical! (1 ep)
10/17/09: Shecky the Sheen (1 ep)
10/17/09: Obscuro! (4 eps)
10/24/09: Yobots! (1 ep)
10/24/09: Watson (21 eps)
12/05/09: Michael Myers Explores His Feelings (1 ep)
12/05/09: The Poe Show (5 eps)
12/12/09: The Incredible Scooter Cops (17 eps)
12/12/09: Stuck (1 ep)
12/19/09: Spy Temps (1 ep)
12/19/09: The Posthumous Perils of Penny McPoo (1 ep)
 1/16/10: Futtbuckerz! (3 eps)
 1/16/10: Egon Rasmussen: Pagan Cleric (1 ep)
1/23/10: Sunnyville (3 eps)
1/23/10: Fran! (1 ep)
1/30/20: Secret Word (2 eps)
1/30/20: Headshot (1 ep)
2/06/10: Abogados (1 ep)
2/06/10: Bloody Knuckles (7 eps)
2/13/10: Klagdor in "Giant Improv Class" (1 ep)
2/13/10: CSI: Mayberry (1 ep)
2/20/10: Tick Tock (1 ep)
2/20/10: Bootblacks (1 ep)
3/20/10: Sportsballers! (1 ep)
3/20/10: Dogstar (2 eps)
3/27/10: High School Musikal! (3 eps)
3/27/10: Bedfellows (1 ep)
4/03/10: Road to Next Week (1 ep)
4/03/10: Grave Expectations (8 eps)
4/10/10: Horrible: The Mayfly's Life (1 ep)
4/10/10: The Manly Adventures of Manly Men! (8 eps)
4/17/10: The Secret Life of a Joke (1 ep)
4/17/10: Because, or, The Many and Various Uses of the Unbrella (1 ep)
4/24/10: They Should Have Been Counting Sheep (1 ep)
4/24/10: Grip of Violence II (2 eps)
5/22/10 - 6/26/10: THE SECOND ANNUAL PLAYOFFS plus THE FIFTH ANNUAL THURSTY AWARDS
CLOSE SEASON SIX, Sept. 2010 - June 2011       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
 9/25/10: The Weaver (7 eps)
 9/25/10: Trash-Heap & Seagull (1 ep)
 9/25/10: Dumb Dick (1 ep)
 9/25/10: Supertoast! (5 eps)
 9/25/10: Up, Up & Away (2 eps)
10/02/10: Hipster Holocaust (1 ep)
10/02/10: Lunar Tunes (11 eps)
10/09/10: The Hunchbacks Of Ghastly Hollows (1 ep)
10/09/10: The Ladies (2 eps)
10/16/10: Cell Phoning (1 ep)
10/16/10: Siege Mentality (3 eps)
11/06/10: I, Lipitor (3 eps)
11/06/10: The Untitled Love Project (1 ep)
11/13/10: Lucy Halfpence (1 ep)
11/13/10: Ask Elizabeth (9 eps)
11/20/10: Void World (3 eps)
11/20/10: The Magic Bullet Theory (2 eps)
12/04/10: Memoirs of a Scheissefrau (3 eps)
12/11/10: The Sisters and the Lion (2 eps)
12/11/10: Whaler (8 eps)
 1/22/11: Captain Battle and the Thief of Tomorrow (5 eps)
1/29/11: Bob Dylan's Boner (1 ep)
1/29/11: Max (2 eps)
2/05/11: Tom Thuggery (5 eps)
2/05/11: Jerry & the Storm Trooper (1 ep)
2/12/11: Cool Side of the Pillow (13 eps)
2/12/11: Lonely Intragalactic Overlord Seeks Single Earth Female (1 ep)
2/19/11: In-Digo (1 ep)
2/19/11: The Franco Files (1 ep)
3/19/11: Three Small Words (6 eps)
3/19/11: Palimpsest (6 eps)
3/26/11: A Kind of Love Story (10 eps)
3/26/11: Art of Crime (1 ep)
4/02/11: The Majestic Aspirations of the Domestic Chinchilla by Padraic Duffy (2 eps)
4/02/11: K-BANG! (1 ep)
4/09/11: Wallis in the Morning (1 ep)
4/09/11: The Brutalist (2 eps)
4/16/11: They Call Her... THE SHOCKER (3 eps)
4/16/11: Ulitsa Toskavitz (1 ep)
4/24/11: Pageant Masters! (5 eps)
4/24/11: What Was That? (1 ep)
5/14-6/25: THE THIRD ANNUAL PLAYOFFS plus THE SIXTH ANNUAL THURSTY AWARDS
CLOSE SEASON SEVEN, Sept. 2011 - July 2012       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Serial
 9/17/11: Order In the Court (3 eps)
 9/17/11: ...Depressive Detective's Collective (1 ep)
 9/17/11: Murder She Did! (2 eps)
 9/17/11: Super Zeroes (1 ep)
 9/17/11: Prequels (PLAYOFFS!)
 9/24/11: Hooverville Serenade (PLAYOFFS!)
 9/24/11: Wholesome (1 ep)
10/01/11: The Brown Note (1 ep)
10/01/11: Long Way Back From Hell (PLAYOFFS!)
10/08/11: The Ladies of the Lord (PLAYOFFS!)
10/08/11: Skip, the Lesbian Carnie (1 ep)
10/15/11: McMurray and Son (PLAYOFFS!)
10/15/11: Obamageddon (1 ep)
10/22/11: Henrietta (1 ep)
10/22/11: Dr. Heckle & Mr. Jive (1 ep)
11/12/11: Bollywood & Vine (3 eps)
11/12/11: Sandbox (PLAYOFFS!)
11/19/11: PP@30 (PLAYOFFS!)
11/19/11: Cosmo's Guide for Girls (1 ep)
12/03/11: Control (1 ep)
12/10/11: The Stuff (PLAYOFFS!)
12/10/11: Gruu-Gru (1 ep)
12/17/11: Morte Uccide Un Assassino (Yellow) (1 ep)
12/17/11: Rhyme & Punishment: S.U.V. (2 eps)
 1/21/12: Retribution (PLAYOFFS!)
 1/21/12: Teenage Super-Sleuth (1 ep)
 1/28/12: Space Winter (1 ep)
 1/28/12: Ricky and the Mob (2 eps)
 2/04/12: Social Obligation Theatre (1 ep)
 2/04/12: The New Car (PLAYOFFS!)
 2/11/12: David X Machina: Private Eye (1 ep)
 2/11/12: Dreams May Come (PLAYOFFS!)
 2/18/12: The Long Way Home (PLAYOFFS!)
 2/18/12: Summerville (2 eps)
 2/25/12: I Am the Walrus (1 ep)
 2/25/12: ...Pasquale & Pimm (PLAYOFFS!)
 3/24/12: Stay (1 ep)
 3/24/12: Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, Turn Around (1 ep)
 3/31/12: Whimsy, Inc (1 ep)
 3/31/12: Persona Space (PLAYOFFS!)
 4/07/12: The Greatest Actor, Ever (1 ep)
 4/07/12: Mr. Satan Goes to Wall Street (2 eps)
 4/14/12: Murdercat! (2 eps)
 4/14/12: Jane & Anton (1 ep)
 4/21/12: Posterity (1 ep)
 4/21/12: Cooperation (PLAYOFFS!)
 4/28/12: The Bootleg Agent (1 ep)
 4/28/12: Dracula Bit My Ex-Wife (PLAYOFFS!)
CLOSE MISCELLANEOUS      
10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady

PLAYOFFS!  MAY 30 - JUNE 27 plus JULY 11
Twelve plays entered... two were eliminated each week!
Final play standing won $750!

On July 11, also featuring

our annual celebration of another year's worth of Serial Killers.

Fake awards, musical numbers and more...
including a special guest so awesome and secret
that we've been sworn to secrecy not to tell!

Note after the fact: it was...


...RICHARD ELFMAN & THE MYSTIC KNIGHTS OF THE OINGO BOINGO!
 

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE NOMINEES
 Winners listed in Bold

BEST SONG

  1. Humpless (music & lyrics by Richard Levinson) from DRY HUMP THE UNLUCKY CAMEL
  2. Opening Rap Duet & Spit Explosion (lyrics by Jaime Robledo & Joe Hendrix) from FRESSHHH!
  3. Never Woulda Thunk (music & lyrics by Joe Jordan) from SEAMEN! THE MUSICAL!
  4. La Balada de Francisco (music & lyrics by Jacob Sidney and Michael Compton) from THE BALLAD OF FRANCISCO
  5. Welcome Gentlemen (music & lyrics by Michael Teoli) from CARNEVIL

Listen to the songs!

BEST KISS

  1. Jaime Andrews as Jesus & Joe Hendrix as Hitler in PRETENCIA
  2. Erica Gowland & Ryan Gowland in SUPERCLUTCH
  3. Megan Crockett & Scott Leggett eating sashimi out of each others' mouths in HI HUN, I'M HOME!
  4. Scott Leggett, Brendan Patterson and Sean Sweeney in GOOD COPS DON'T CRY
  5. Julia Griswold and Jaime Robledo in PRETENCIA

BEST ACTION SEQUENCE

  1. The Sword Fight in RUBY LAKE
  2. The Training Montage in VATOS IN SPACE
  3. The Racing Scene in SUPERCLUTCH
  4. The Light Saber Battle in VATOS IN SPACE
  5. The Horse Chase in HI HUN, I'M HOME!

THE MICKEY ROONEY AWARD
FOR BEST OFFENSIVE STEREOTYPE

  1. Derek Mehn as Monolo Montoya in RUBY LAKE
  2. Ajredin Elez as Beto & Jon Monastero as Flaco in VATOS IN SPACE
  3. Eric Johnson as Papa in CHICK FLICK
  4. Scott Leggett as Attila in HI HUN, I'M HOME!
  5. Jaime Robledo as Mr. Miyagi in THE LARUSSO CHRONICLES

BEST VILLAIN

  1. Peter Fluet as Atticus in THESE, THE DAMNED ONES
  2. Stephen Simon as Sam Houston in VATOS IN SPACE
  3. Gabby Sanalitro as The King in FRESSHHH
  4. Jennifer Fenten as Lacey in A CAT WROTE THIS PLAY!
  5. Pat Towne as Craven Moon in CARNEVIL

SCIENTIFIC ACHIEVEMENT

  1. The Dragon wings in ROSE
  2. Body flying up to catwalk and floating objects in THE PEMBRIDGE PLACE PANIC
  3. Ralph Filkis' decapitated head in LAST DOUCHE STANDING
  4. The exposed brain in CARNEVIL
  5. The floating love letter in A CAT WROTE THIS PLAY!

THE AVANTE GARDE AWARD

  1. VIGILANCE
  2. ROSE
  3. EMPRISE
  4. PRETENCIA!
  5. THE SITCOM PILOTS OF HAROLD PINTER

BEST DANCE

  1. FRESSHHH
  2. PRETENCIA!
  3. SEAMEN! THE MUSICAL!
  4. CARNEVIL
  5. A CAT WROTE THIS PLAY!

BEST MONOLOGUE

  1. Michael Holmes's "scrotum bag" monologue in PRETENCIA
  2. Scott Leggett's "fruit monologues" in A CAT WROTE THIS PLAY!
  3. Scott Leggett's "pig latin speech" in HI HUN, I'M HOME!
  4. Brendan Hunt's rant in THE SITCOM PILOTS OF HAROLD PINTER
  5. Scott Leggett's "car hitting a kid" monologue in STEVE!

BEST COSTUME

  1. VATOS IN SPACE
  2. FRESSHHH
  3. SEAMEN! THE MUSICAL!
  4. HI HUN, I'M HOME!
  5. CARNEVIL

BEST CROSSDRESSING

  1. C.M. Gonzalez as Abuelita in VATOS IN SPACE
  2. Matt Valle as The Queen in FRESSHHH
  3. Gabby Sanalitro as King in FRESSHHH
  4. Colin Willkie as The Lady Baboon in BABOON
  5. Pat Towne as Jenniferackie in A CAT WROTE THIS PLAY!

BEST CELEBRITY IMPERSONATION

  1. Chris Chauncey as Freddie Mercury in METAL KNIGHTS
  2. Richard Levinson as Bing Crosby in DRY HUMP, THE UNLUCKY CAMEL
  3. Franci Montgomery as Marilyn Monroe in PRETENCIA!
  4. Troy Vincent as Doc in EXTREME MASTURBATION
  5. Jaime Robledo as Mr. Miyagi in THE LARUSSO CHRONICLES

BEST DRAMA

  1. ROSE
  2. EMPRISE
  3. THE BALLAD OF FRANCISCO
  4. CARNEVIL
  5. SKIES OF LEAD AND SMOKE

BEST SOUND DESIGN

  1. ROSE
  2. GOOD COPS DON'T CRY
  3. A CAT WROTE THIS PLAY!
  4. CARNEVIL
  5. SKIES OF LEAD AND SMOKE

BEST TITLE

  1. CALVIN AND HOBOS
  2. THE MYSTERIOUS AFFAIR AT MR. BENDERNAGLE'S LUAU
  3. DRY HUMP, THE UNLUCKY CAMEL
  4. HI HUN, I'M HOME!
  5. SKIES OF LEAD AND SMOKE

BEST RELIGIOUS FIGURE

  1. Jaime Andrews as Hermaphroditic Jesus in PRETENCIA!
  2. Henry Dittman & Stephen Simon as Shiva in PRETENCIA!
  3. Brian Wallis as Quetzcoatl in VATOS IN SPACE
  4. Dean Jacobson as Mort in MORT OF THE UNDEAD
  5. Philip Newby as Mephistopheles in PRETENCIA!

BEST ANIMAL PORTRAYAL

  1. Brendan Patterson as The Pumatar in 13TH STREET
  2. Brady Bunch & Colin Willkie as a baboon couple in BABOON
  3. Sean Sweeney, Julia Griswold, Kat Bardot, Kevin Meoak, Bryan Krasner and Jaime Robledo as monkeys in THE EVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED
  4. Corey Klemow as a camel in DRY HUMP, THE UNLUCKY CAMEL
  5. Victor Isaac as The Black White Rabbit in FRESSHHH
THE "MOST AWARDS":
(for whoever did each of these things the most in the last year)
MOST NEWCOMER (THE NEWBY AWARD): Anna Baardsen, Peter Fluet, Heather Klinke, Brendan Patterson, Sean Sweeney
MOST ACTOR: Eric Johnson, Bryan Krasner, Scott Leggett, Jaime Robledo, Sean Sweeney, Brian Wallis
MOST ACTRESS: Jaime Andrews, Kat Bardot, Jennifer Fenten, Julia Griswold, Alyssa Preston
MOST DIRECTOR: Padraic Duffy, Scott Leggett, JJ Mayes, Jaime Robledo, Juliette Storace, Sean Sweeney
MOST WRITER: Padraic Duffy, Jon Monastero, Jaime Robledo, Jenelle Riley, Sean Sweeney
MOST TECH: Noel Balacuit, Suze Campagna, Mika Duran, Hans Gelpke, Heatherlynn Gonzalez, Amber Rey
MOST OVERALL (Tie): Padraic Duffy, Scott Leggett, JJ Mayes, Jaime Robledo, Sean Sweeney
PRODUCERS' AWARD: Suze Campagna & Joe Jordan


PLAYOFF RULES!

TWELVE stories.
TWELVE cliffhangers.
TWO are eliminated each week.
Only ONE can emerge victorious.
YOU decide.

Each week from May 30 through June 27, several continuing stories - a combination of the longest running serials from the past season of Serial Killers, the winners from the final show of the season, and audience selections - face off to win your favor... and $750.

The first week, there will be twelve serials, with a time limit of five minutes each.  At the end of each week's show, you vote for two stories to eliminate.  Each week, the time limit for each serial is increased.  The final two serials standing after the June 27 show will face each other in the playoffs, to be held as part of the Fourth Annual Thursty Awards - our annual celebration of the past year of Serial Killers.  First place winner gets  $750 and the option of performing two prime-time shows later in 2009!  (Second prize: $250.)

Each week's serials could live on to victory... or be quietly smothered in their sleep – it’s up to you. But whichever pieces you vote for, one thing is for certain - by the end of the evening, you will be a Serial killer.

Featuring Your Host... Terry Tocantins

See Photos from the Fourth Annual Thursty Awards
 Photos by C.M. Gonzalez & Juliette Storace

PLAYOFFS SERIALS
THE CHAMPION:

A CAT WROTE THIS PLAY!
 6 Playoff Episodes
17 Episodes total
written & directed
by Padraic Duffy
Who doesn't love a good yarn?
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SECOND PLACE:

VATOS IN SPACE
 6 Playoff Episodes
16 Episodes total
written by Jon Monastero
directed by Juliette Storace
Orale!
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ELIMINATED PLAYOFF SERIALS:

FRESSHHH
5 Playoff Episodes
 15 Episodes total
written & directed
by Jaime Robledo
...exciting!
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PRETENCIA!
5 Playoff Episodes
 10 Episodes total
written & directed
by Scott Leggett
 Better to have beasts that let themselves
be killed than men who run away.
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STEVE!
4 Playoff Episodes
 10 Episodes total
written & directed
by Jenelle Riley
He's on it!
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GOOD COPS DON'T CRY
 4 Playoff Episodes
 7 Episodes total
written & directed
by Sean Sweeney
 Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
I have lied, I have acted and I
have killed... and I'm a cop.
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CARNEVIL
3 Playoff Episodes
 5 Episodes total
by Michael Teoli
directed by Jaime Robledo
Step right up...
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RUBY LAKE
 3 Playoff Episodes
 12 Episodes total
written by Derek Mehn
directed by Skip Tracer
When Monolo Montoya, Telemundo's first amputee-actor, joins the hostile cast of American TV's biggest soap, "Ruby Lake," sparks begin to fly...
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SEAMEN! THE MUSICAL!
 2 Playoff Episodes
 8 Episodes total
by Joe Jordan
directed by Jeremy Aldridge
All hands on deck!
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THESE, THE DAMNED ONES
2 Playoff Episodes
 5 Episodes total
written & directed
by Sean Sweeney
 Where have all the Mommies and Daddies gone? A  crackerjack Parade Magazine reporter and his beautiful modern-woman fiancé are about to find out, even if it kills them!
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SUPERCLUTCH
 1 Playoff Episode
 2 Episodes total
written & directed by Peter Fluet
 Hard knocks plus high octane
equals Superclutch!
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13TH ST
 1 Playoff Episode
 4 Episodes total
written & directed by Peter Fluet
Intersecting with the street where dreams are shattered and running parallel to absurdity boulevard is 13th street.
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