Welcome to Sacred Fools Theater Company, est. 1997
CLOSE SEASON ONE, July 2005 - July 2006       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON TWO, Oct. 2006 - July 2007       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON THREE, Sept. 2007 - July 2008       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON FOUR, Sept. 2008 - July 2009       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON FIVE, Sept. 2009 - June 2010       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON SIX, Sept. 2010 - June 2011       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON SEVEN, Sept. 2011 - June 2012       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON EIGHT, Sept. 2012 - July 2013       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON NINE, Sept. 2013 - Aug. 2014       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON TEN, Sept. 2014 - May 2015       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON ELEVEN, Sept. 2015 - May 2016       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON TWELVE, Oct. 2016 - May 2017       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoff Serials
CLOSE THE NIGHTCAP and Other Miscellany      
10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doρa Oxford - Doρa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.

PLAYOFFS!  MAY 14 - JUNE 25, 2011

Sixteen Plays Enter... Two Plays Leave.

Sixteen stories enter.
Only two will get to finish their tale.
YOU decide.

Plus:

Celebrate the last year's worth of serials
with our annual fake awards! See below!


PLAYOFFS 'n' PRIZES!

The Sixth season culminated in a head-to-head battle royale between the sixteen top serials, including the eight longest-running serials and audience-choice selections!  First prize:  $750, Second prize: $250!  See below for more details!

Featuring Your Host... Terry Tocantins


PLAYOFFS SERIALS
THE CHAMPION:

A KIND OF LOVE STORY
5 Playoff Episodes
10
Episodes total
written & directed
by Jenelle Riley

The title says it all.
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SECOND PLACE:

COOL SIDE OF THE PILLOW
5 Playoff Episodes
13
Episodes total
written & directed
by Scott Leggett

Sometimes families are weird... and British.
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ELIMINATED PLAYOFF SERIALS

PAGEANT MASTERS!
4 Playoff Episodes
5
Episodes total
written & directed
by Padraic Duffy

Every child is a winner...
with a little training!
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THREE SMALL WORDS
4 Playoff Episodes
6
Episodes total
written by Christopher Curtis
directed by Christopher Comeau

...that will change the world forever.
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ASK ELIZABETH
3 Playoff Episodes
9
Episodes total
written & directed
by
Rebecca Larsen

She's five and a half, and
she don't take no crap.
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LUNAR TUNES
3 Playoff Episodes
11
Episodes total
written & directed
by Jenelle Riley

The world's first second
newest vampire musical.

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SUPERTOAST!
2 Playoff Episodes
5
Episodes total
written by Annette Fasone
directed by JJ Mayes

Try some toast... it's super!  EAT THE TOAST!
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PALIMPSEST
2 Playoff Episodes
6
Episodes total
written & directed
by
Mike Schneider
Look closer.
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WHALER
1 Playoff Episode
8
Episodes total
written by Joe Jordan
directed by Jaime Robledo

They're on the high seas to hell.
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THE WEAVER
1 Playoff Episode
7
Episodes total
written & directed
by
Aaron Francis

She'll make your dreams come true
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TOM THUGGERY
1 Playoff Episode
5
Episodes total
written by Peter Fluet
directed by Scott Leggett

Let the mind fit the crime.
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CAPTAIN BATTLE AND THE THIEF OF TOMORROW
1 Playoff Episode
5
Episodes total
written & directed
by
Marz Richards

Open your mouth, citizen!
HERE COMES JUSTICE!
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They Call Her... THE SHOCKER!
1 Playoff Episode
3
Episodes total
witten & directed
by Jaime Robledo

Vengeance is a messy business.
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VOID WORLD
1 Playoff Episode
3
Episodes total
written & directed
by
Colin Willkie

Step Into the Nothing.
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SIEGE MENTALITY
1 Playoff Episode
3
Episodes total
written & directed
by Michael Holmes

What he lacks in BRAINS,
he makes up for in heart.

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THE MAJESTIC ASPIRATIONS OF THE DOMESTIC CHINCHILLA BY PADRAIC DUFFY
1 Playoff Episode
2
Episodes total
written by Anna Baarsen
directed by Ari Radousky

A fan wrote this play..
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ALL RIGHT HERE AT SACRED FOOLS!
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THURSTY AWARDS CATEGORIES
(Winners in Boldface)

Presented on June 18th

BEST SCIENTIFIC ACHIEVEMENT

  1. WEAVER –Treegina

  2. UP, UP & AWAY - Spaceship
  3. THE SISTERS & THE LION – Seahorses
  4. MEMOIRS OF A SCHIESSAFRAU - Schiessaphotos
  5. PALIMPSEST - Giant Puppets
  6. THEY CALL HER... THE SHOCKER - Finger Chopping and Training Montage Sequence

AVANT GARDE

  1. WHALER
  2. THE MAGIC BULLET THEORY
  3. MEMOIRS OF A SCHIESSAFRAU
  4. THE BRUTALIST
  5. THE FRANCO FILES
  6. ULITZA TOSKAVITZ

BEST SOUND

  1. MAX
  2. WHALER
  3. THE MAGIC BULLET THEORY
  4. CAPTAIN BATTLE
  5. THE WEAVER

THE MICKEY ROONEY AWARD FOR MOST OFFENSIVE STEREOTYPE

  1. WHALER - Victor Isaac as Goatse
  2. VOID WORLD - Jonas Openhiemer as The Charitard
  3. LUNAR TUNES - French Stewart as Van
  4. THEY CALL HER...THE SHOCKER - Jim Nieb as Lo Pan
  5. THREE SMALL WORDS -Gregory Guy Gorden & Jacob Sidney as Anthony & Marcus
  6. K-BANG - Anthony Backman & Bruno Oliver as Kenny & Kev
AND THE "MOST AWARDS":
(for whoever did each of these things the most in the last year)

MOST ACTRESS: Jaime Andrews, Julia Griswold, Erin Holt, Rebecca Larsen, CJ Merriman, Mandi Moss

MOST ACTOR: Victor Isaac, Eric Johnson, Gregory Guy Gorden, Marz Richards, Colin Willkie

Presented on June 25th

BEST MONOLOGUE

  1. SIEGE MENTALITY – "Lantern Monologue," Michael Holmes
  2. LUNAR TUNES – "The Booby Monologues," Erin Matthews
  3. WHALER – "Sperm Monologue," Chairman Barnes
  4. ASK ELIZABETH – "Arthur’s Lament," Richard Levinson
  5. COOL SIDE OF THE PILLOW – "Mickey Kills a Hobbit," Scott Leggett
  6. TOM THUGGERY – "Sitcom Ideas," Bruno Oliver

BEST VILLIAN

  1. SUPERTOAST – Mike Lanahan as "Gaston"
  2. A KIND OF LOVE STORY – Rick Steadman as "Max"
  3. WHALER - Bryan Krasner as "Captain Argus"
  4. ASK ELIZABETH – Erin Holt as "Macy"
  5. TOM THUGGERY - Matt Valle as "Chris"
  6. THEY CALL HER...THE SHOCKER - Leon Russom as "Daddy"

BEST COSTUME

  1. LUNAR TUNES – Van Hansen (French Stewart)
  2. CAPTAIN BATTLE & THE THIEF OF TOMORROW – Hero Costumes
  3. MAX – The Monster (C.M. Gonzalez)
  4. WHALER – The Cast
  5. LUCY HALFPENCE – Poodlum (Gregory Guy Gorden), designed by Mike Schneider
  6. JERRY AND THE STORM TROOPER - Storm Trooper (Anna Baardsen)

BEST WORST ACCENT - A TIE!

  1. HIPSTER HOLOCAUST – Pat Towne: Louisiana Politician???
  2. MEMOIRS OF A SCHEISSEFRAU – Jaime Robledo: Germanic???
  3. LUCY HALFPENCE – Tifanie McQueen: European???
  4. TOM THUGGERY - Carrie Keranen: Latin-Russo-Irish???
  5. LUCY HALFPENCE – Donal Thoms-Capello: Nordic ???
  6. COOL SIDE OF THE PILLOW - Terry Tocantins: Irish???

BEST SONG

  1. LUNAR TUNES – "Treat Her Well" by Brenda Varda
  2. CAPTAIN BATTLE & THE THIEF OF TOMORROW – "Captain Battle Theme Song" by Marz Richards & Ryan Johnson
  3. ASK ELIZABETH – "This Piano is Magic" by Richard Levinson
  4. MEMOIRS OF A SCHEISSEFRAU – "Theme Song" by Michael Teoli
  5. I LIPITOR – "Theme Song" by Peter Gilabert
  6. A KIND OF LOVE STORY - The girls sing Wilson Phillips’ "Hold On"

BEST DANCE

  1. THE WEAVER – FU, choreographed by Marianne Davis
  2. THE MAGIC BULLET THEORY – The Assassination Dance, choreographed by Natasha Norman
  3. MEMOIRS OF A SCHEISSEFRAU – Opening Dance, performed by Matt Valle
  4. MEMOIRS OF A SCHEISSEFRAU – Schiessadance, performed by Marz Richards
  5. PALIMPSEST - Firebee Victory Dance, performed by Joseph Beck, choreographed by Marianne Davis

BEST DRAMA

  1. THE WEAVER
  2. MAX
  3. WHALER
  4. THE MAGIC BULLET THEORY
  5. THE SHOCKER
  6. PALIMPSEST

BEST ACTION SEQUENCE

  1. Theatre On Fire
    THE SISTERS & THE LION – Dance Battle
  2. LUNAR TUNES – Wolves V. Family
  3. THEY CALL HER... THE SHOCKER - One Finger Fight
  4. CAPTAIN BATTLE & THE THIEF OF TOMORROW - Intro Montage
  5. THE WEAVER - The Watson Sequence

BEST CELEBRITY/HISTORICAL FIGURE IMPERSONATION

  1. ASK ELIZABETH – Jennifer Ludwingson as "Sarah Palin"
  2. BOB DYLAN’S BONER – Michael Holmes as "Robert Zimmerman"
  3. MEMOIRS OF A SCHEISSEFRAU – Jimmy Swan as "Charles Manson"
  4. THE MAGIC BULLET THEORY – The Cast
  5. ASK ELIZABETH – Troy Blendell as "Dick Cheney"
  6. ASK ELIZABETH - Johnny Threenuts as "Christopher Walken"

BEST CROSSDRESER

  1. WHALER - Mandi Moss as "Terrance"
  2. MEMOIRS OF A SCHEISSEFRAU – Mike Lanahan as "Greta"
  3. MEMOIRS OF A SCHEISSEFRAU – Jaime Robledo as "Schiessafrau Elder"
  4. COOL SIDE OF THE PILLOW - Cast
  5. PAGEANT MASTERS - Chairman Barnes as "Allison"
  6. THEY CALL HER... THE SHOCKER - Mandi Moss as "Deb"
AND THE "MOST AWARDS":
(for whoever did each of these things the most in the last year)

MOST DIRECTOR: Rebecca Larsen, Scott Leggett, JJ Mayes, Jaime Robledo, Colin Willkie

MOST WRITER: Aaron Francis, Joe Jordan, Scott Leggett, Rebecca Larsen, Jenelle Riley

MOST TECH: Anna Baardsen, Suze Campagna, Heatherlynn Gonzalez

MOST OVERALL: Rebecca Larsen, Scott Leggett, JJ Mayes, Terry Tocantins, Colin Willkie

MOST NEWCOMER ("The Newby Award"): Jamie Fluet, Carrie Keranen, Mike Schneider, Adina Valerio

PRODUCERS' AWARD: Natasha Norman and The Audience