Welcome to Sacred Fools Theater Company, est. 1997
CLOSE SEASON ONE, July 2005 - July 2006       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
 7/23/05: Pony Show (12 eps)
 7/23/05: Land of Sleep (1 ep)
 7/23/05: The Brothers Goldfarb (1 ep)
 7/23/05: Improbable Love (2 eps)
 7/23/05: Shitting Devil (2 eps)
 7/30/05: Rock Dicks (2 eps)
 7/30/05: Dr. Mobius & The Spiders From Space (5 eps)
 8/06/05: Zombibi! (6 eps)
 8/06/05: Max (1 ep)
 8/13/05: Posers (1 ep)
 8/13/05: Francesco Vitale (1 ep)
 8/20/05: Lonely Flies the Cormorant (1 ep)
 8/20/05: Punishment (1 ep)
 9/24/05: In Too Deep (9 eps)
 9/24/05: Legendary (1 ep)
10/01/05: Forever Mine (1 ep)
10/01/05: Richard Gere: Vicious Circle (1 ep)
10/08/05: Ghost Chix (1 ep)
10/08/05: Unconception of Ryan Templeton (4 eps)
10/15/05: Cheat (1 ep)
10/15/05: The Lab (1 ep)
10/22/05: The Mechanicals (1 ep)
10/22/05: Something Man (1 ep)
11/05/05: Fast Food Dynasty (1 ep)
11/05/05: The Magic Teenager (3 eps)
11/12/05: The Adventures of Jimmy & Jeb (5 eps)
11/12/05: Break (1 ep)
12/10/05: Liberty City (1 ep)
12/10/05: La Vendetta Cerca (3 eps)
12/17/05: Magnum Opus Theatre (36 eps)
12/17/05: Patti, P.I. (1 ep)
 1/21/06: Bobo the Magic Squirrel (3 eps)
 1/21/06: Freemont Experience (1 ep)
 1/28/06: Merry Christmas, Maggie Bennett (1 ep)
 1/28/06: Gomo Yi-Jo: Ultimate Action Fight (4 eps)
 2/04/06: Virgin Bounty Hunter (2 eps)
 2/04/06: Plan 15 (1 ep)
 2/25/06: Kat Profiler (1 ep)
 2/25/06: Dance! Dance! Dance! (6 eps)
 3/04/06: Inspector Gardens (1 ep)
 3/04/06: An American Education (9 eps)
 3/11/06: Dangerous Children (1 ep)
 3/11/06: What Could Happen? (1 ep)
 3/18/06: Cat Snatch Fever (1 ep)
 3/18/06: Emergency Action Code (1 ep)
 3/25/06: Boy Crazy (1 ep)
 3/25/06: Man-Eating Lasagna (1 ep)
 4/15/06: Easter Bunny/Santa Face-Off 2006 (1 ep)
 4/15/06: Super-Sad She-Beast (2 eps)
 4/22/06: The Okie Chronicles (2 eps)
 4/22/06: Jenna: Jungle Warrior... (1 ep)
 4/29/06: A Night Just Like Tonight (1 ep)
 4/29/06: Neanderthal Love (2 eps)
 5/13/06: Things (1 ep)
 5/13/06: Office Fu (5 eps)
 5/20/06: The Most Beautiful Man In The World (2 eps)
 5/20/06: Norris Hellcat & the Scientology Ray (1 ep)
 5/27/06: How It Ends (1 ep)
 5/27/06: Bedtime Stories (2 eps)
 5/17/06: The Bugadoodles! (3 eps)
 5/17/06: Colonel Sands (1 ep)
 6/24/06: Jimmy Hoffa & the Magic Pie (4 eps)
 6/24/06: Hate Stories (1 ep)
 7/01/06: Morrissey's Time Machine (1 ep)
 7/01/06: Wyoming (4 eps)
 7/08/06: Kick 'Em In the Balls (1 ep)
 7/08/06: Dick & Jane: A Love Story (5 eps)
 7/15/06: Nightlife of the Gods (1 ep)
 7/22/06: Safety Patrol (2 eps)
 7/22/06: Fucked (1 ep)
 7/29/06: THE FIRST ANNUAL THURSTY AWARDS
CLOSE SEASON TWO, Oct. 2006 - July 2007       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
10/14/06: Roxy in the Foxy Den (3 eps)
10/14/06: Next Week on Barphee's World (3 eps)
10/21/06: lolly!!POP!!superjoyfuntime!! (1 ep)
10/28/06: Glammer (5 eps)
10/28/06: Inside Pieanoxity (3 eps)
11/04/06: Drunk Girl Detectives (1 ep)
11/04/06: The Dadas (1 ep)
11/11/06: Macho Guise (1 ep)
11/11/06: Yonder Realm (2 eps)
11/18/06: Beaverquest! (20 eps)
11/18/06: Dick Cheney Goes to College (3 eps)
12/02/06: Farsonia Forest (1 ep)
12/09/06: AC/DC's Back in Black (2 eps)
12/09/06: The Adventures of Dr. Booth (1 ep)
12/16/06: Once Upon a Time at the End of the World (2 eps)
12/16/06: The Curious Transformation of jak_brown555 (1 ep)
 1/20/07: Wake Up, Wilkes-Barre (1 ep)
 1/20/07: Darque Magick (31 eps)
 1/27/07: Black (2 eps)
 1/27/07: Outside (1 ep)
 2/03/07: Anne Frankenstein: The Musical (1 ep)
 2/10/07: Blackman: The Musical (1 ep)
 2/10/07: League of Heroes (1 ep)
 2/17/07: Blaming Aphrodite (1 ep)
 2/17/07: Tits! Tits! Tits! (1 ep)
 2/24/07: Temp Cop (3 eps)
 2/24/07: Psyche or No Psyche (1 ep)
 3/24/07: The Big House (1 ep)
 3/24/07: Hot Dog City (1 ep)
 4/07/07: Plain English Theatre (1 ep)
 4/07/07: Three Penny Soap Opera (4 eps)
 4/14/07: The Clown Chronicles (1 ep)
 4/14/07: Nature's Odyssey (1 ep)
 4/21/07: The Uncle Buddy LaSalle Show (1 ep)
 4/21/07: Naughty Schoolgirls in Peril (1 ep)
 4/28/07: The Grover Cleveland Story (1 ep)
 4/28/07: Barbara! (9 eps)
 5/26/07: Little Miss Apocalypse (1 ep)
 5/26/07: Rockabilly Billy and the Case of the Stolen Magritte (1 ep)
 6/02/07: The Hitch (1 ep)
 6/02/07: The Breakfast Chronicles (1 ep)
 6/09/07: Backstreet's Back, Alright! (1 ep)
 6/09/07: The Doom (1 ep)
 6/16/07: Giant Monologue (1 ep)
 6/16/07: Little Big Kids (1 ep)
 6/23/07: A Bikini Full Of Trouble (2 eps)
 6/23/07: Down To Earth (1 ep)
 6/30/07: My Night Gets Worse From Here (1 ep)
 6/30/07: Cankles: A Perverted Love Story (2 eps)
 7/14/07: THE SECOND ANNUAL THURSTY AWARDS
CLOSE SEASON THREE, Sept. 2007 - July 2008       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
 9/29/07: Downtown Vice (1 ep)
 9/29/07: Kabuki No Noroi! (9 eps)
10/06/07: The Vajna Monologues (1 ep)
10/06/07: My Black Heart (2 eps)
10/13/07: Crime Fighting Cheerleaders (1 ep)
10/13/07: Packages (3 eps)
10/20/07: The Joe & Josh Show (1 ep)
10/20/07: Giant Cold Reading (1 ep)
10/27/07: Face the Face of Evil: Noche Negro 5 (1 ep)
10/27/07: Emergence (2 eps)
11/03/07: M-I-S-S-I-S-S-T-E-R-Y (1 ep)
11/03/07: Dearest Herschel (3 eps)
12/01/07: Helter (1 ep)
12/01/07: Dimitri (1 ep)
12/08/07: Bitches (1 ep)
12/08/07: The Machiavellian's Guide to Womanizing (3 eps)
12/15/07: Cutie-Luvums & Snugglebean (1 ep)
12/15/07: Truckstop (11 eps)
 1/26/08: Lola & Olga (1 ep)
 1/26/08: The Cratchit Syndrome (2 eps)
 2/02/08: What Color Is Your Underwear? (1 ep)
 2/02/08: Cannibal Planet (2 eps)
 2/09/08: Buzzy Grovenor's Ding Dong (14 eps)
 2/09/08: Horror Show (1 ep)
 2/16/08: Silhouettes (1 ep)
 2/16/08: Sink & Bookcase: A Love Story (1 ep)
2/23/08: Grandma X (1 ep)
2/23/08: Theatre Mob (2 eps)
3/01/08: The Chair (1 ep)
3/01/08: Bikini Shakespeare (2 eps)
3/29/08: Teatro Estupido (1 ep)
3/29/08: Giant Acting Class (2 eps)
4/05/08: The Afterschool Specialists (12 eps)
4/05/08: Shoob! (1 ep)
4/12/08: Cathy's Clown (2 eps)
4/12/08: Outhouse of Horror (1 ep)
4/19/08: Songs From the Heart (2 eps)
4/26/08: Adventure (1 ep)
4/26/08: The Captive (3 eps)
5/03/08: The Twizone Light (1 ep)
5/03/08: Mike and the Dead Girl (1 ep)
5/31/08: The Further Adventures of Francis Bigelow (1 ep)
5/31/08: The Magnificent Bastards (2 eps)
6/07/08: Glasscock: The Dancical (1 ep)
6/07/08: Paris Is Pissed! (2 eps)
6/14/08: Ruby Lake (12 eps)
6/14/08: Simmons & Woozy, Ninja Detectives (1 ep)
6/21/08: Demon Baby's Dirty Diaper (1 ep)
6/21/08: As the World Churns (2 eps)
6/28/08: Metal Knights (2 eps)
6/28/08: BattleSchool (1 ep)
7/12/08: THE THIRD ANNUAL THURSTY AWARDS
CLOSE SEASON FOUR, Sept. 2008 - July 2009       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
 9/20/08: Vigilance (1 ep)
 9/20/08: These, The Damned Ones (5 eps)
 9/27/08: The President (1 ep)
 9/27/08: Vatos in Space (16 eps)
10/04/08: The Story of My First Baby (1 ep)
10/04/08: Rose (2 eps)
10/11/08: Calvin and Hobos (1 ep)
10/11/08: Fresshhh (15 eps)
10/18/08: The Bored Identity (1 ep)
10/18/08: C.S.H.I.T. (1 ep)
10/25/08: Mr. Bendernagle's Luau (2 eps)
10/25/08: Emprise (1 ep)
11/22/08: myfacedotcom (1 ep)
11/22/08: Good Cops Don't Cry (7 eps)
11/29/08: Dry Hump the Unlucky Camel (1 ep)
11/29/08: Pretencia! (10 Eps)
12/06/08: Superclutch (2 eps)
12/13/08: The Three Elitists (1 ep)
12/13/08: Chronicles of Dick (1 ep)
 1/31/09: Chick Flick (1 ep)
 1/31/09: A Cat Wrote This Play! (17 eps)
2/07/09: Seamen! The Musical! (8 eps)
2/07/09: Extreme Masturbation (1 ep)
2/14/09: We'll Always Have Nantucket (1 ep)
2/14/09: Hi Hun, I'm Home! (3 eps)
2/21/09: The Chronicles of Mercury (1 ep)
2/21/09: Baboon (1 ep)
2/28/09: The Pembridge Place Panic (2 eps)
2/28/09: The Nitro Hour (1 ep)
3/28/09: Steve!  (10 eps)
3/28/09: The Ballad of Francisco: The Rose of Salsa Dulce (1 ep)
4/04/09: 13th Street  (4 eps)
4/04/09: Mort of the Undead (1 ep)
4/11/09: The Evolution Will Not Be Televised (1 ep)
4/11/09: The Larusso Chronicles (1 ep)
4/18/09: Adventures in White Trash Babysitting (1 ep)
4/18/09: The Sitcom Pilots of Harold Pinter (3 eps)
4/25/09: Cirque du Lune (1 ep)
4/25/09: Carnevil (5 eps)
5/02/09: Last Douche Standing (1 ep)
5/02/09: Skies of Lead and Smoke (1 ep)
5/30/09 - 7/11/09: THE FIRST ANNUAL PLAYOFFS plus THE FOURTH ANNUAL THURSTY AWARDS
CLOSE SEASON FIVE, Sept. 2009 - June 2010       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
 9/19/09: Negotiate This, Mother Fucker! (1 ep)
 9/19/09: Mysterious Tales of the Traveler (1 ep)
 9/19/09: The Cassette Chronicles (9 eps)  
 9/19/09: Mr. Dickens Goes to Washginton (2 eps)
 9/19/09: Night Waves (7 eps)
 9/26/09: In Abba, We're All Vikings (2 eps)
 9/26/09: The Adventures of Ultra Guy (2 eps)
10/03/09: Pescado y Pecado (2 eps)
10/03/09: Tomorrow Unltd. (1 ep)
10/10/09: Meme (7 eps)
10/10/09: Dunesical: The Musical! (1 ep)
10/17/09: Shecky the Sheen (1 ep)
10/17/09: Obscuro! (4 eps)
10/24/09: Yobots! (1 ep)
10/24/09: Watson (21 eps)
12/05/09: Michael Myers Explores His Feelings (1 ep)
12/05/09: The Poe Show (5 eps)
12/12/09: The Incredible Scooter Cops (17 eps)
12/12/09: Stuck (1 ep)
12/19/09: Spy Temps (1 ep)
12/19/09: The Posthumous Perils of Penny McPoo (1 ep)
 1/16/10: Futtbuckerz! (3 eps)
 1/16/10: Egon Rasmussen: Pagan Cleric (1 ep)
1/23/10: Sunnyville (3 eps)
1/23/10: Fran! (1 ep)
1/30/20: Secret Word (2 eps)
1/30/20: Headshot (1 ep)
2/06/10: Abogados (1 ep)
2/06/10: Bloody Knuckles (7 eps)
2/13/10: Klagdor in "Giant Improv Class" (1 ep)
2/13/10: CSI: Mayberry (1 ep)
2/20/10: Tick Tock (1 ep)
2/20/10: Bootblacks (1 ep)
3/20/10: Sportsballers! (1 ep)
3/20/10: Dogstar (2 eps)
3/27/10: High School Musikal! (3 eps)
3/27/10: Bedfellows (1 ep)
4/03/10: Road to Next Week (1 ep)
4/03/10: Grave Expectations (8 eps)
4/10/10: Horrible: The Mayfly's Life (1 ep)
4/10/10: The Manly Adventures of Manly Men! (8 eps)
4/17/10: The Secret Life of a Joke (1 ep)
4/17/10: Because, or, The Many and Various Uses of the Unbrella (1 ep)
4/24/10: They Should Have Been Counting Sheep (1 ep)
4/24/10: Grip of Violence II (2 eps)
5/22/10 - 6/26/10: THE SECOND ANNUAL PLAYOFFS plus THE FIFTH ANNUAL THURSTY AWARDS
CLOSE SEASON SIX, Sept. 2010 - June 2011       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
 9/25/10: The Weaver (7 eps)
 9/25/10: Trash-Heap & Seagull (1 ep)
 9/25/10: Dumb Dick (1 ep)
 9/25/10: Supertoast! (5 eps)
 9/25/10: Up, Up & Away (2 eps)
10/02/10: Hipster Holocaust (1 ep)
10/02/10: Lunar Tunes (11 eps)
10/09/10: The Hunchbacks Of Ghastly Hollows (1 ep)
10/09/10: The Ladies (2 eps)
10/16/10: Cell Phoning (1 ep)
10/16/10: Siege Mentality (3 eps)
11/06/10: I, Lipitor (3 eps)
11/06/10: The Untitled Love Project (1 ep)
11/13/10: Lucy Halfpence (1 ep)
11/13/10: Ask Elizabeth (9 eps)
11/20/10: Void World (3 eps)
11/20/10: The Magic Bullet Theory (2 eps)
12/04/10: Memoirs of a Scheissefrau (3 eps)
12/11/10: The Sisters and the Lion (2 eps)
12/11/10: Whaler (8 eps)
 1/22/11: Captain Battle and the Thief of Tomorrow (5 eps)
1/29/11: Bob Dylan's Boner (1 ep)
1/29/11: Max (2 eps)
2/05/11: Tom Thuggery (5 eps)
2/05/11: Jerry & the Storm Trooper (1 ep)
2/12/11: Cool Side of the Pillow (13 eps)
2/12/11: Lonely Intragalactic Overlord Seeks Single Earth Female (1 ep)
2/19/11: In-Digo (1 ep)
2/19/11: The Franco Files (1 ep)
3/19/11: Three Small Words (6 eps)
3/19/11: Palimpsest (6 eps)
3/26/11: A Kind of Love Story (10 eps)
3/26/11: Art of Crime (1 ep)
4/02/11: The Majestic Aspirations of the Domestic Chinchilla by Padraic Duffy (2 eps)
4/02/11: K-BANG! (1 ep)
4/09/11: Wallis in the Morning (1 ep)
4/09/11: The Brutalist (2 eps)
4/16/11: They Call Her... THE SHOCKER (3 eps)
4/16/11: Ulitsa Toskavitz (1 ep)
4/24/11: Pageant Masters! (5 eps)
4/24/11: What Was That? (1 ep)
5/14-6/25: THE THIRD ANNUAL PLAYOFFS plus THE SIXTH ANNUAL THURSTY AWARDS
CLOSE SEASON SEVEN, Sept. 2011 - July 2012       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Serial
 9/17/11: Order In the Court (3 eps)
 9/17/11: ...Depressive Detective's Collective (1 ep)
 9/17/11: Murder She Did! (2 eps)
 9/17/11: Super Zeroes (1 ep)
 9/17/11: Prequels (PLAYOFFS!)
 9/24/11: Hooverville Serenade (PLAYOFFS!)
 9/24/11: Wholesome (1 ep)
10/01/11: The Brown Note (1 ep)
10/01/11: Long Way Back From Hell (PLAYOFFS!)
10/08/11: The Ladies of the Lord (PLAYOFFS!)
10/08/11: Skip, the Lesbian Carnie (1 ep)
10/15/11: McMurray and Son (PLAYOFFS!)
10/15/11: Obamageddon (1 ep)
10/22/11: Henrietta (1 ep)
10/22/11: Dr. Heckle & Mr. Jive (1 ep)
11/12/11: Bollywood & Vine (3 eps)
11/12/11: Sandbox (PLAYOFFS!)
11/19/11: PP@30 (PLAYOFFS!)
11/19/11: Cosmo's Guide for Girls (1 ep)
12/03/11: Control (1 ep)
12/10/11: The Stuff (PLAYOFFS!)
12/10/11: Gruu-Gru (1 ep)
12/17/11: Morte Uccide Un Assassino (Yellow) (1 ep)
12/17/11: Rhyme & Punishment: S.U.V. (2 eps)
 1/21/12: Retribution (PLAYOFFS!)
 1/21/12: Teenage Super-Sleuth (1 ep)
 1/28/12: Space Winter (1 ep)
 1/28/12: Ricky and the Mob (2 eps)
 2/04/12: Social Obligation Theatre (1 ep)
 2/04/12: The New Car (PLAYOFFS!)
 2/11/12: David X Machina: Private Eye (1 ep)
 2/11/12: Dreams May Come (PLAYOFFS!)
 2/18/12: The Long Way Home (PLAYOFFS!)
 2/18/12: Summerville (2 eps)
 2/25/12: I Am the Walrus (1 ep)
 2/25/12: ...Pasquale & Pimm (PLAYOFFS!)
 3/24/12: Stay (1 ep)
 3/24/12: Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, Turn Around (1 ep)
 3/31/12: Whimsy, Inc (1 ep)
 3/31/12: Persona Space (PLAYOFFS!)
 4/07/12: The Greatest Actor, Ever (1 ep)
 4/07/12: Mr. Satan Goes to Wall Street (2 eps)
 4/14/12: Murdercat! (2 eps)
 4/14/12: Jane & Anton (1 ep)
 4/21/12: Posterity (1 ep)
 4/21/12: Cooperation (PLAYOFFS!)
 4/28/12: The Bootleg Agent (1 ep)
 4/28/12: Dracula Bit My Ex-Wife (PLAYOFFS!)
CLOSE MISCELLANEOUS      
10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady

PLAYOFFS!  MAY 22 - JUNE 26, 2010

Sixteen Plays Enter... Two Plays Leave.

Sixteen stories enter.
Only two will get to finish their tale.
YOU decide.

also featuring each week

PLAYOFF RULES!

SIXTEEN stories.
Only TWO will get to finish their tale.
YOU decide.

SIXTEEN serials will face off in an elimination battle to win your favor... and $750!

We begin with WILD CARD WEEK!  On May 22, eight serials face off, with a time limit of five minutes each, and only TWO will be chosen, by your vote, to continue.  Who is in the Wild Card Week?  The serials that were still standing at the end of the last regular show, one producer's choice... and five serials YOU chose by voting via the Serial Killers @ The Sacred Fools Theater Facebook group.

Starting in week two, the two Wild Card survivors will go head-to-head with the eight longest-running serials from the past season, again with just five minutes each.  Two will be eliminated each week by your vote, and the time limits will increase as the serials are eliminated.  Last two standing get to conclude their tales at the June 26 show, and your vote will determine which gets the $750 prize!  (Second place: $250.  Third place: nuttin'!)  Details...

Each week's serials could live on to victory... or be quietly smothered in their sleep – it’s up to you. But whichever pieces you vote for, one thing is for certain - by the end of the evening, you will be a Serial killer.

Featuring Your Host... Terry Tocantins

PLAYOFFS SERIALS
THE CHAMPION:

WATSON
 5 Playoff Episodes
21 Episodes total
written & directed
by Jaime Robledo
Elementary!
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SECOND PLACE:

THE INCREDIBLE
SCOOTER COPS
 5 Playoff Episodes
17 Episodes total
 written by Michael Strom
directed by JJ Mayes
Better get out of the way -
'cause they're on the beat!
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ELIMINATED PLAYOFF SERIALS

THE MANLY ADVENTURES
OF MANLY MEN!
 5 Playoff Episodes
8 Episodes total
 written & directed by Padraic Duffy
The manly life is the life worth living!
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GRAVE EXPECTATIONS
 4 Playoff Episodes
8 Episodes total
 writen by Peter Fluet
directed by Eric Curtis Johnson
Two cockney gravediggers find their lives turned upside down when Dr. Frankenstein threatens to replace them with machines.
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THE CASSETTE CHRONICLES
 3 Playoff Episodes
9 Episodes total
by Corey Klemow & Friends
directed by Corey Klemow
C30, C60, C90 GO!
All my love to long ago.
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BLOODY KNUCKLES
 3 Playoff Episodes
7 Episodes total
 written by Bob DeRosa
directed by Ben Rock
If you want redemption, you're
gonna have to get a little bloody.
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NIGHT WAVES
 2 Playoff Episodes
7 Episodes total
 written & directed
by Jay Bogdanowitsch
Blood is thicker than water.
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MEME
 2 Playoff Episodes
7 Episodes total
written & directed
by David LM McIntyre
All UR Base
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THE POE SHOW
 1 Playoff Episode
5 Episodes total
written & directed
by Ed Goodman
Live from Burbank... It's Edgar Allan Poe!
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HIGH SCHOOL MUSIKAL!
 2 Playoff Episodes
3 Episodes total
 written & directed by Jenelle Riley
In no way sponsored, endorsed by or
affiliated with ABC/Disney Television.
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OBSCURO!
 1 Playoff Episode
4 Episodes total
 written & directed by Scott Leggett
Obscurity often brings safety.
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DOGSTAR
 1 Playoff Episode
4 Episodes total
 written & directed
by Michael Holmes
The world's first moonbase has suffered
its first murder.  Will it be the last?
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SUNNYVILLE
 1 Playoff Episode
3 Episodes total
 written & directed by Padraic Duffy
Keep on the sunny side of life.
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FUTTBUCKERZ!
 1 Playoff Episode
3 Episodes total
 written & directed by Henry Dittman
Ladies and Gentlemen?  Prepare
to get bucked... in the FUTT.
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GRIP OF VIOLENCE II
 1 Playoff Episode
2 Episodes total
by JJ Mayes & Colin Willkie
directed by JJ Mayes
If they can't save Metropolitan
City....game over.
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IN ABBA, WE'RE ALL VIKINGS
 1 Playoff Episode
2 Episodes total
written & directed by Colin Willkie
A Fearsome Tale of Love... And Fish.
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ALL RIGHT HERE AT SACRED FOOLS!
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THURSTY AWARDS CATEGORIES
 (Winners in Boldface)
WEEK #1 (May 22nd)

SCIENTIFIC ACHIEVEMENT AWARD

  1. The Alligator Puppets in MYSTERIOUS TALES OF THE TRAVELER
  2. The Signs and Balloons in MEME
  3. The Magic in FRAN!
  4. The Decapitation in BLOODY KNUCKLES
  5. The Mechanical Bird, Unbrella and Nana Robot in BECAUSE, or, THE MANY AND VARIOUS USES OF THE UNBRELLA

BEST HISTORICAL FIGURE

  1. Scott Leggett as John H. Watson in WATSON
  2. Brendan Hunt as Edgar Allen Poe in THE POE SHOW
  3. Joe Fria as Sherlock Holmes in WATSON
  4. Henry Dittman as Mark Twain in THE POE SHOW
  5. French Stewart as Dr. Sigmund Freud in WATSON

THE MICKEY ROONEY AWARD FOR MOST OFFENSIVE STEREOTYPE

  1. Steve Purnick as Shecky the Sheen in SHECKY THE SHEEN
  2. Henry Dittman as The Turk in WATSON
  3. Tifanie McQueen as Mishka and Paul Plunkett as Bartleby in THE INCREDIBLE SCOOTER COPS
  4. The Cast of ABOGADOS!
  5. Corey Klemow as Jerry in THE ROAD TO NEXT WEEK

Awards presented by Ultra Guy, Mr. Madness & Fran.
WEEK #2 (May 29th)

BEST KISS

  1. The "bloody" kiss of Jaime Andrews & Brendan Hunt in THE POE SHOW [ Watch! ]
  2. Hugo Armstrong and Tim Sheridan in THE INCREDIBLE SCOOTER COPS [ Watch! ]
  3. Henry Dittman and Julia Griswold in THE POE SHOW
  4. Rebecca Larsen making out with Klagdor in GIANT IMPROV CLASS
  5. The "calorie" kiss of Henry Dittman and Mandi Moss in HIGH SCHOOL MUSIKAL!

BEST VILLAIN

  1. Matt Valle as The Earworm in MEME
  2. Pat Towne as The Trapper in OBSCURO!
  3. Henry Dittman as Moriarty in WATSON
  4. Joe Fria as Trick Hickson in FUTTBUCKERZ!
  5. Bryan Krasner as Tsar Nicholas II in WATSON

BEST SOUND DESIGN

  1. WATSON
  2. THE CASSETTE CHRONICLES
  3. THE INCREDIBLE SCOOTER COPS
  4. BLOODY KNUCKLES
  5. THE MANLY ADVENTURES OF MANLY MEN!

Awards presented by Gina, Kane Magnus, Archer and Unruh
WEEK #3 (June 5th)

BEST ACTION SEQUENCE

  1. The train fight in WATSON [ Watch! ]
  2. The Bum fight with a plate in BLOODY KNUCKLES
  3. The Horse chase in WATSON [ Watch! ]
  4. The Hovercat chase in THE MANLY ADVENTURES OF MANLY MEN! [ Watch! ]
  5. The street battle in GRIP OF VIOLENCE II [ Watch! ]

BEST DRAMA

  1. TOMORROW UNLTD.
  2. WATSON
  3. SUNNYVILLE
  4. BOOTBLACKS
  5. DOGSTAR

THE AVANT-GARDE AWARD

  1. IN ABBA, WE'RE ALL VIKINGS
  2. OBSCURO!
  3. THE POSTHUMOUS PERILS OF PENNY MCPOO
  4. BOOTBLACKS
  5. THE SECRET LIFE OF A JOKE

Awards presented by Groucho Marx and The Trapper.
WEEK #4 (June 12th)

BEST SONG

  1. "We Live In Once (Smell PU!)" (music & lyrics by Jason Greenberg) from THE CASSETTE CHRONICLES [ Listen! ]
  2. "Sick Chicks are the Best" (lyrics by Ed Goodman/ music
    by Richard Levinson) from THE POE SHOW [ Listen! ]
  3. "Drivin' 35" (music & lyrics by Richard Levinson) from THE INCREDIBLE SCOOTER COPS [ Listen! ]
  4. "Nothing Bad Will Ever Happen to Us" (music & lyrics by Richard Levinson) from HIGH SCHOOL MUSIKAL!
    [ Listen! ]
  5. "Theme From FRAN!" (music & lyrics by Richard Levinson) from FRAN! [ Listen! ]

BEST DANCE

  1. Steve Purnick & Heather Witt in SHECKY THE SHEEN
    [ Watch! ]
  2. Natasha Norman, Matt Valle & David McIntyre in MEME
    [ Watch! ]
  3. Natasha Norman & Joe Fria "Pas de Deux" in WATSON
  4. The "Beegees" dance number in OBSCURO!
  5. The Opening dance number in HIGH SCHOOL MUSIKAL!

BEST MONOLOGUE

  1. Corey Klemow's "Radiation Story" in THE CASSETTE CHRONICLES [ Watch! ]
  2. Paul Plunkett's "Shit Sandwich" tirade in OBSCURO!
    [ Watch! ]
  3. Scott Leggett's "Turk" monologue in WATSON
  4. Brendan Hunt's opening monologues in THE POE SHOW
    [ Watch! ]
  5. Henry Dittman's "Train Station scene" in WATSON
    [ Watch! ]

BEST COSTUME

  1. NIGHT WAVES
  2. WATSON
  3. FUTTBUCKERZ!
  4. THE ROAD TO NEXT WEEK
  5. THE MANLY ADVENTURES OF MANLY MEN!

Awards presented by The Futtbuckerz and the Internet.
WEEK #5 (June 19th)

BEST CROSSDRESSING

  1. Julia Griswold as Tom Sawyer in THE POE SHOW
  2. Colin Willkie as Fan #2 in FUTTBUCKERZ!
  3. Jay Bogdanowitsch as Ring Girl in BLOODY KNUCKLES
  4. Jacob Sidney as Fran in FRAN!
  5. Heather Klinke as Timmy in GRAVE EXPECTATIONS

BEST TITLE

  1. IN ABBA WE'RE ALL VIKINGS
  2. MICHAEL MYERS EXPLORES HIS FEELINGS
  3. THE POSTHUMOUS PERILS OF PENNY MCPOO
  4. FUTTBUCKERZ!
  5. CSI: MAYBERRY

BEST ANIMAL PORTRAYAL

  1. Jenny Barbee, John Ford & Jodi Feldman as Alligators in MYSTERIOUS TALES OF THE TRAVELER
  2. Mandi Moss as Surprise Kitty in MEME
  3. Brad Griffith as Mayfly in HORRIBLE: A MAYFLY'S LIFE
  4. Stephen Simon, Greg Sims, Kimbery Atkinson & Jaime Robledo as Hovercats in THE MANLY ADVENTURES OF MANLY MEN!
  5. David LM Mcintyre as Snickers in GRIP OF VIOLENCE II

BEST CHARACTER NAME

  1. Sean Sweeney as "Hobo Elijah" in OBSCURO!
  2. Aaron Mendelson as "Rapist in Oscar the Grouch Ski Mask Who Everyone Knows is Really Doug" in THE INCREDIBLE SCOOTER COPS
  3. Steve Purnick as "Shecky the Sheen" in SHECKY THE SHEEN
  4. Kat Steel as "Attack Prostitute" in THE INCREDIBLE SCOOTER COPS
  5. The Cast of SPORTSBALLERS!

Awards presented by Ian, Vladimir, Thursty and his boy toy.
WEEK #6 (June 26th)
THE "MOST AWARDS":
(for whoever did each of these things the most in the last year)

MOST NEWCOMER ("The Newby Award"): Joseph Beck, Chad Fifer, James Fowler, Aaron Mendelson, French Stewart

MOST TECH: Noel Balacuit, Suze Campagna, Mika Duran, Hans Gelpke, Heatherlynn Gonzalez, Jacob Sidney

Above awards presented by Dracula and the Monster.

MOST ACTOR: Victor Isaac, Eric Curtis Johnson, Scott Leggett, JJ Mayes, Colin Willkie

MOST ACTRESS: Mary Alton, Jaime Andrews, Julia Griswold, Rebecca Larsen, Mandi Moss, Natasha Norman

Above awards presented by the Hovercats and Corey Klemow.

PRODUCERS' AWARD: Natasha Norman & Richard Levinson

Above awards presented by producers Hans Gelpke and Padraic Duffy.

MOST WRITER: Peter Fluet, Corey Klemow, David LM McIntyre, Jaime Robledo, Terry Tocantins

MOST DIRECTOR: Jay Bogdanowitsch, Padraic Duffy, Corey Klemow, JJ Mayes, David LM McIntyre, Jaime Robledo

MOST OVERALL: Corey Klemow, JJ Mayes, Jaime Robledo, Terry Tocantins, Colin Willkie

Above awards presented by Edgar Allan Poe and an Olde Timey Porn actress.

It all came down to a titanic fight between
SCOOTER COPS (Terry Tocantins as "Kenny")
and WATSON (Joe Fria as "Sherlock Holmes")

 

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